DATING DISASTER // PART 13 // THE FINAL DISASTER
A/N: Shounen-ai time! Sweet male x Male love, babe! This is my first time when I write yaoi stuff, but don't worry. Maybe kiss or 2 only… not fluffy, not hard… smooth maybe. ^.^ Enjoy, because I did when I wrote it. And you guys should know it all ready, I don't own Trigun.
PS. NO FLAMES THANKX!
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Narrator: Long time ago or in the past, in planet named Gunsmoke, things had settle down after the dating chaos and other madness and everyone was living their humble little life's like they should…
Knives: …
Vash: O.o.;;
Knives: … .T_T
Vash: o.o.;;
Knives: …
Vash: O.o.;;
Knives: … .T_T
Vash: o.o.;;
Knives: Checkmate! XD
Vash: AH! YOU WON AGAIN! ;_;. And I lose my last donuts… sniff…
Knives: *takes the donuts* It's so great to be me. .^^
Vash: Sniff… my donuts… sniff… by the way why do you wanna have my donuts? You don't like donuts, Knivesu. Or do you?
Knives: I hate donuts. Just a worthless food of humans. … and they are for Legato, not for me. It's very expensive to keep Legato as my minion.
Legato: -_\\ Thank you Master for the donuts, but I don't deserve you kindness.
Vash: O.o.
Knives: .^_^
Vash: I have a feeling that, I don't wanna know anything else going on here.
Knives: It seems you have gone smarter since you saw that ugly spiders true nature. ._
Vash: Rem, isn't ugly or a spider. ..
Knives: Whatever, like I care…
Vash: Because you are so mean, I won't invite you to dinner tonight and I will leave now. See you tomorrow brother…
Knives: Like I care.
Vash: AW! You are always so mean to me, to everyone! I don't understand it! I hate you! XO
Knives: ._ So that's how it is … take your donuts and leave.
Vash: Bro…
Knives: I said Leave!
Vash: I didn't mean it, Knivesu. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you, brother…
Knives: Well, you all ready did it, so get over it and leave, Vashu. .T_T
Vash: Please, don't show me that cold face…
Knives: I can't help it, but I see a man, my own blood, my dear and only brother, who shot me 2 TIMES! What did you image to get from me, after I had been so long alone?! What?! Tell me, Vashu. Please - OH CRAP! THIS SUCKS! *kicks the donuts away*
Vash: ;_;, My lunch!
PopMonkey7: CUT!
Knives: ARGH!
PM7: Knives! What's wrong now? This is the 7th time we try to shoot this scene and you just keep messing everything!
Vash: Shot? DO you mean kill? Is some trying to kill?! O.O
Knives: Oh shut up, Vashu… -_-;;
Pm7: Knives… why can't you act just a simple part? Or will I have to call a real actor for Hollywood to play you? A human actor!
Knives: No human can't play my part! Never!
Pm7: Then do you part! I wanna make this movie! I finally got some money and I want to spend it right!
Knives: You are just wasting your money! You could buy me a weapon that kills
every darn human in this lousy planet with that money!
Pm7: T_T Maybe I
say a word now? You just lost a place from my dinner table. And I was going to
make spaghetti tonight!
Knives: Whatever… I quiet. Legato!
Legato: -_\\ Yes Master?
Knives: .T_T
Legato: -_\\
Knives: .T_T Let's go… *leaves*
Pm7: Let's quite for this day! Let's try this tomorrow! Thanks everyone! _ …
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:: At Knives' Hideout AKA Home ::
Knives: .T_T *watching Jerry Springer*
Legato: Master?
Knives: Yes Legato?
Legato: May I ask you a question?
Knives: You all ready did it.
Legato: Another question…
Knives. Okay…
Legato: Um, Master, is there something wrong? You seems to be tight mood today.
Knives: ._ … Glad you ask it… No! Nothing isn't right! That human trash named PopMonkey7 is making my life the worse that it has all ready been! And the movie… it's all so annoying and Vash is still crying after Rem… ANNOYING NONSENSE! . I want to kill everyone now!
Legato: Maybe we should order a pizza, Master.
Knives: .T_T+
Legato: I'm sorry Master. I shouldn't have speak. -_\\
Knives: Do me a favors and don't call me Master today. I'm just Knives today. .-_-
Legato: O.\\
Knives: Don't you dare give me that look, Legato!
Legato: I'm sorry, Master… err… Knives… sama… u_\\;;
Knives: I give up… -_-;; …I will go for a walk…
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Legato: Bad Legato, bad! You pissed off your Master… *bangs his head on the wall* .\\
Kuroneko: Nyo. =u.u=
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:: Home of Milly, Meryl, Vash & Wolfwood ::
Wolfwood: -_-_? Where's the remote, Tongari?
Vash: u_u.
Wolfwood: Tongari?
Vash: U_U.
Wolfwood: __? Tongari? Are you asleep?
Vash: Nope. Just thinking. u_u.
Wolfwood: What are you thinking?
Vash: Knives. There's something wrong with him… and I don't understand it…
Wolfwood: Well, he wasn't himself today, but you shouldn't think it so much or you get older.
Vash: Older, eh?
Wolfwood: Oh no… you are been serious now. O.o_?
Milly: *enters the house* I'm home! ^_^
Wolfwood: Hi Milly.
Milly: Did you miss me? *hugs Wolfwood*
Wolfwood: You were just shopping in the near mal… u.u
Meryl: *enters the room* Hi Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: Hi Meryl.
Meryl: *looks at Vash* T_T
Vash: Hi Meryl.
Meryl: *walks away*
Wolfwood: Seems that she won't talk to you, whatever happened…
Vash: -_-.;;
Milly: Mr. Vash. You seems to be down today. Do you wanna a donut?
Vash: No thanks. I will go for a walk now.
Wolfwood: I will come with you. I need to go buy more cigarettes. Bye Milly.
Milly: Bye, bye boys! ^______^
:: Later At The Park ::
Wolfwood: Hey Tongari. Is something wrong? You can always tell me…
Vash: Well… I think I'm lonely and…
Wolfwood: And?
Vash: Knives hates me.
Wolfwood: No he doesn't. He would never hate you. Remember Vash, it just a movie and Knives is mean to be cold to you at that scene. And why do you feel like you are lonely?
Vash: Well, Rem…
Wolfwood: She cares about you, but not as lover… at least I think so. But you just now think too much… relax…
Vash: You have been awful kind to me lately, Wolfwood. Why?
Wolfwood: Wanna hear the truth? The truth that I don't wanna marry Milly?
Vash: Um, maybe… yes…
Wolfwood: Because…
Vash: Because?
Wolfwood: Because of this… *suddenly kisses Vash* …I simple like you…
Vash: *blushing and speechless* O.O.
Wolfwood: You are just a moron. I have been liking you for a long time, but you just don't see it… -_-_?
Vash: O.O. … you don't like Milly?
(A/N: Wolfwood & Milly are so cute together, but Vash and Wolfwood… just perfect! XD )
Wolfwood: Sure, I like her… but… I… you… err… would you … like to go in a motel now?
Vash: WHAT?! O.O.
Wolfwood: Err, yes… u_u;;
Vash: Um… errr… *blushes* …I… need a drink…
Wolfwood: I will buy you a one for apologize of my behaves… sorry Vash...
Vash: Well, to be honest… it wasn't that mad… we maybe should go to motel, if you will pay. ^///^.
* insert sweet love scene in the motel here and fangirls screaming in the background *
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Knives: *comes back home* .O.O
Legato: Master… I mean Knives! Are you all right?
Knives: .O.O *shocked* I saw my brother in the park…
Legato: And?
Knives: And he's gay. *more shocked* .O.O
Legato: What?!
Knives: I think I will go back to my lightbuld and never come out of there. .O.O
Legato: ;_\\
Knives: .T_T What is that look?
Legato: Um…
Knives: Spit it out, Legato. .T_T
Legato: I… don't want you… to go… Knives. -_\\
Knives: .o.ô What do you mean, Legato?
Legato: Nothing… please, ignore what I said, Knives. -_\\
Knives: Well, I can't, since you are calling me by my name, Legato.
Legato: u_\\
Knives: Hmm… changes in plan. Legato, would you come to my room for a sec?
Legato: Yes, Knives. -_\\ *follows Knives*
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:: Later At The Gung-Ho Guns Hideout ::
Legato: *enters the place* ^_\\ Hello everyone!
GHG: o.O
Legato: We have a mission from our great Master! ^_\\
Hornfreak: And what is?
Legato: Make Vash the Gay Stampede suffer! ^_\\
Zazie: Again?! But I don't wanna!
Legato: How dare you ignore my Masters orders! .\\
Dom: Legato? What with you? You seems to be over happy about this mission.
Legato: Me? Over happy? You would be too after what he did to me! ^_\\
Hoppered: Too much information!
EG Mine: I don't wanna image what he did to you! O.o;;
Zazie: *shocked* O.o
Gaine: T_T
Rei: You demon.
Legato: Oh shut up! Now! Go and make Vash suffer! ^_\\ Tee hee.
Hornfreak: That was disgusting. .
:: Soon ::
Knives: Did you ordered those dumbasses to make Vash suffer?
Legato: Yes, Knives. ^_\\
Knives: Good. And now is for your reward. *hentai grin*
* Insert NC-147 stuff here XD *
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Pm7: Hide, must hide! Place to hide!
Fred: Hi PopMonkey7-chan! //_^
Pm7: Freddie! O.O Oh Fred! *hugs* Nice to see ya again!
Fred: It always so wonderful to see ya, PopMonkey7-chan. //_^
Pm7: What are you doing here, Fred? I though you were in Hawaii.
Fred: Well, Elendira-dear wanted to come visit here.
Pm7: Did you have fun in Hawaii?
Fred: Oh yes. But maye I ask why you want to hide?
Pm7: Well, I used my dads money, again… and he doesn't know…. But soon he will. The bill came from the unfinished movie what I was making. -_-;; And I will be dead soon… Hey, do you know any good hide place?
Fred: Well… one. I hope Elendira-dear doesn't mind if I give this to you. *gives 3 tickets *
Pm7: 3 tickets to … TOKYO?
Fred: Yes, me, Elendira-dear and Kuroneko-sama were about to go there, but I can always buy a new one. I own you this. Without you I wouldn't never meet my sweet love, my Elendira-dear. //_^
Pm7: Oh thank you, Freddie.
Crimsonnail: FRED! C'mon the sales are not waiting forever! I need 20 new dresses!
Fred: Coming dear! //_^ Bye, PopMonkey7-chan.
Pm7: *.* Tokyo! Anime… manga… paradise!
:: Later in the airport ::
Pm7: Simp! Candy! Wazzap!
Simp: Wazzaap!
Candy: S'up!
Pm7: Let's go! All the anime and manga stores are waiting for me!
Candy + Simp: Hai! ^_^
Pm7: And read readers, thanks for reading this shitty story of mine and see you in next time, when I come back from Tokyo with new stories! XD Ja ne minna!
Trigun Cast: Bye, bye! Have a nice trip and remember not to come back! ^_^
Pm7: You wish! XP Darn, that I'm not good keeping promises. So sorry Knives that I wrote yaoi about you. ^.^;;
Knives: I think, I can forgive you that. Rigth, Legato?
Legato: ^_\\ Right.
Pm7: Ah, I just love happy endings! XD
Candy + Simp: So do we! XP
THE END