Saturday, August 09, 2003
Hi, peoples!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fate:Will this chapter be longer then the last?
__ DIE!!
Kai:CRAP!!!
Tyson:Karma get back here!!!
Everyone else: -_-UUU
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"Speaking", +voices in the peoples heads+, 'peoples thoughts' *scene change*
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Poor Tyson
Fluff
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Last Time......
"Come on Rei, let's go shopping!" Tyson yelled as she pulled Rei off the bench and into the crowds of the American mall.
"Wait!!!" Max and Kai yelled in unison, but it was too late. Tyson and Rei were gone.
"What do we do now?" Max asked.
"We follow." Kai replied as he dragged Max into the horror that was the mall.
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Now...
"Tyson slow down!!" Rei shouted as Tyson pulled her through the hordes of people, "I lost sight of Max and Kai."
"WHAT?!" Tyson yelled as she skidded to a stop in front of a make-up counter. She then looked round at the crowds trying to see Max or Kai. "Damn! We must have left them behind, back at the fountain."
"WHY HELLO THERE!" Both girls jumped at the high-pitched voice. They then turned to see a plump woman in a neon pink cocktail dress with a face that looked like it belonged to a clown.
'Gross! How can she go in public?' Tyson thought.
+I don't know but I pity who ever is married to her. + Tyson's inner voice replied.
Tyson snorted, 'That is if anyone actually is married to her.'
"Would you two ladies like to try a sample of our newest perfume? It's called 'Dragon Passion'!" The clown woman shrieked as she sprayed Tyson and Rei with the overpowering and nasal killing perfume, "It's guaranteed to attract the hotties!"
"No thanks." Tyson said to the freaky woman. "We don't need to attract men more then we already do."
The woman pouted at the two parting girls but before they could leave her sight she caught up to them.
"Well if you don't want the perfume, have a free shampoo at the Hair Gallery." She said as she passed two coupons to Tyson and Rei and left to terrorize more innocent shoppers. The two girls looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
"Come on Tyson, we've got to go find Max and Kai."
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"Kai are you sure you saw them go this way?" Max asked as Kai pulled him along through crowds within the mall.
+Yeah, did you? Cause I sure didn't.+ Kai's annoying inner voice piped up.
'No, I didn't see them but I have a feeling...' He thought to himself.
+HEY! That's my job!!+
'As I was saying,' Kai glared inwardly at the voice, 'Something is pulling me in this direction.'
+In other words your guessing.+
'No, I'm not.'
+Yes, you are.+
'No I'm not!'
+Are too!+
'Am not!'
+Are too!+
'Am not!'
+Are too!+
'Am not!'
+Are too!+
'AM NOT!'
+ARE TOO!+
(This might take a while so lets go see how our newly changed girls are doing.)
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'I should have grabbed Kai when I grabbed Rei.' thought Tyson.
+Where would that leave Max?+ Tyson's logic asked.
'...'
+I'm waiting...+
'F*** off!!!!!'
+Tsk tsk... If only your mother could hear you now. Such a potty mouth.+
'Well my mom isn't here therefore she can't hear me! So there!'
"Hey Tyson, isn't that the Hair Gallery?" Rei said snapping Tyson out of her mental argument.
Tyson looked up to see a large salon with pictures of models displayed on the windows and large fancy sign over the door that said 'Hair Gallery'.
+Yup, I would say that's the Hair Gallery.+ thought the voice.
"Since we're here we might as well use those coupons." Rei stated as she walked towards the salon.
"Wha...?" Tyson said intelligently.
As Rei walked through the sliding glass door she found herself being swarmed by a countless number of attendants, all bombarding her with compliments on her hair.
"Oooh!! What lovely black hair!!"
"And so long!"
"There's not a single split end! She must take excellent care of it!"
"So shiny and healthy!"
By the time Rei's mind had registered what had happened her hair was untied, unbraided and was in the process of being washed. Fortunately for her, her treatment was nothing like Tyson's.
Tyson raced into the salon after realizing Rei had entered. The minute she had set foot within the salon, the room went into a complete and deafening silence.
Tyson looked at the attendants.
The attendants looked at Tyson.
Then all hell broke loose.
(A/N Me: I'm going to be mean and not let you know what happens until later! Fate: That means she doesn't know what's going to happen either. Me: -_-** Let's go back to Kai...)
'AM NOT!!!!!'
+ARE TOO!!!+
'AM NOT!!!!'
"Kai?"
+ARE TOO!!!!+
'AM NOT!!!!'
"Kai?"
+ARE TOO!!!!!+
'AM NOT!!!!!'
"KAI!!!!!!" Max yelled forcing Kai out of his mental yet verbal tongue war. "What were you thinking about that was so damn important??!!"
"Nothing..." Kai meekly replied.
Let it be known that an angry Max is a force to be reckoned with.
+Hey! Who are you calling nothing?+
'For the last bloody time, SHUT UP!!!!!'
+...Jerk.+
"Since your not thinking of anything important, why don't we look for Rei and Tyson?" Max asked.
"Yes, we should." Kai answered as he ran through the crowds forgetting to drag Max along for the ride.
"Kai you jerk!! Wait for me!!!" Max yelled at the dissappearing figure of his team leader.
+Someone's crabby today.+
'I didn't ask you!' Max exploded at his evil side.
+Did Max just yell at me? Oh, I'm so hurt, I could just cry. Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo!+ The voice replied dryly.
'Shut the Hell up!'
+Make me!+
'The things I wish could do to you...'
+Hey isn't that Rei?+
'What?'
Sure enough, the new female Rei Kon was sitting outside of an ice-cream parlor. Her hair was loose and flowing in a black waterfall down passed her shoulders and almost reached the dirty, unworthy ground of the American mall. She was dressed in a black t-shirt, which had claw slashes over her stomach and back, a pair of black jeans with bleached tiger stripes, a golden bandana and black sneakers. She had her head in her hands, which were wrapped in what looked like red silk ribbons, with her elbows resting on the table. Rei's golden cat like eyes were closed and she was unaware of the blond American in front of her.
Max gulped and gathered his courage as he walked up to the plastic outdoor table. As he got closer, he could smell a cool yet fresh scent floating off of Rei. Max paused a moment to take in the scent. To him it smelled like a forest after a rainfall and it made him think of the forest clearing that his grandmother had taken him to so long ago.(1)
Max continued to walk up to Rei. He stopped right beside her and she still hadn't noticed him. He opened his mouth to speak but nothing came out. For some reason, he seemed to have lost his voice.
There was only one thing left to do.
Poke.
(Fate: -_-U Me: ^_^;; I had to liven it up!!!)
Rei shot up like a rocket and fell back down hard. So hard that she broke the chair she was sitting on. Rei was now on the floor looking up at the blond Bladebreaker with an annoyed look on her face.
"Max, couldn't you think of anything else to get my attention?" Rei sighed.
"Well yeah, but I don't think you would like that one anymore then this one." Max replied.
"Oh really? What was the other idea?"
"You don't want to know."
"Yes I do!!" Rei asked giving Max the kitty eyes.(2)
Max sighed in defeat, "Alright."
Max gently pulled Rei up to her full height. She still was taller then him, at least by a couple of inches. He leaned up and in close to the face of the Nekojin. Then Max touched his lips to Rei's smooth cheek.
He then stared at his feet, a light blush on his cheeks.
Rei touched her cheek where only a moment before Max's lips were. A soft pink blush spread across her face while she smiled. Rei stared at the blond, who was still glaring at his feet as if they were the cause of his misfortune.
But Rei never stopped smiling as she leaned in and softly kissed Max's forehead.
"OW!" Both Bladebreakers yelled as their heads connected when Max shot up his head in surprise.
Rei rubbed her forehead in an attempt to ease the pain as she looked down at the still suffering Max. He had hit a rather tender spot and it was still smarting. Rei smiled softly as she pulled Max into a warm hug.
When Max relaxed in her arms, Rei kissed and patted the top of his head. Max closed his eyes and sighed at her ministrations. He lay his head innocently above her breasts. At this point I, the author, began to throw glitter and pink confetti (cut in the shape of hearts). In addition to the glitter and hearts, romantic music was being played though out the scene.
But even the most loved scenes must come to an end as Tyson stepped out of the parlor with two cones of Carmel Ripple. Tyson looked at the scene that was in front of her, glitter and all, and said the question that was everyone's mind.
"Who's the girl again?"
Rei turned her head quickly and Max opened his eyes and stared at blue haired girl in front of him. Tyson's hair had been messed with. Before her hair had been long and flowing but now it was pinned up on the top of her head. There had to be at least 50 pins holding up her hair and Max could also smell the berry hair spray that had been used on her hair.
As Max continued to stare at the state of Tyson's hair, he also wrapped his arms round Rei's waist and held her. Tyson continued to smile at the cute lovey-dovey scene. Her smile caused the Nekojin to take an interesting shade of red and to clutch Max even tighter.
Tyson shook her head and put down the icecream, which had been placed in a stand. As she sat down at the table, Max let go of Rei's waist in exchange of holding her hand. He led her to two unbroken chairs that were placed close together but Rei had other plans. Once they were seated Rei got out of her seat and sat on his lap. Max blushed a deep scarlet as Tyson stared in disbelief at the new couple.
"Dudes! Do you have to be so public?" Tyson asked as Rei began to play with Max's hair.
"Your one to talk Tyson, snogging with Kai in a clothing store." Rei stated.
Tyson's face turned bright red.
"We did not snog!! It was closed mouth!!!!!!!!"
"Then leave Max and I alone."
"I will if Max stops staring at me!" Tyson yelled at the frozen blond.
"But...what?" Max said intelligently.
"I think he was asking about your hair Tyson and I would also like to know what happened." Enquired a cold voice from behind them.
"Kai!"
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*Fate and me pop up*
Me: Will we ever know who wears the pants in Rei's and Max's relationship?
Fate: Will we ever find out what happened to Tyson's hair?
Sit tight for the next chapter!!!!!
1Remember this it's important!!!!
2 What? You were expecting 'puppy eyes'?
Fate: That was fun. Not.
X_X I'm dead.
Fate: Fine I'll say the last bit.
Fate: Thanks to all who reviewed, you are important to us. What else?
Rei: Hey what about my outfit?!
Fate: Oh yeah, Bimbo-Blonde won. That's it.
*comes back to life*
^_^ More thanks to both my beta readers!
WhiteDragon (ReiTyson fans go to his work)
And SSJ4 Sailor Menz (for Gundam Wing and Sailor Moon
Hi, peoples!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fate:Will this chapter be longer then the last?
__ DIE!!
Kai:CRAP!!!
Tyson:Karma get back here!!!
Everyone else: -_-UUU
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Speaking", +voices in the peoples heads+, 'peoples thoughts' *scene change*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Poor Tyson
Fluff
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Last Time......
"Come on Rei, let's go shopping!" Tyson yelled as she pulled Rei off the bench and into the crowds of the American mall.
"Wait!!!" Max and Kai yelled in unison, but it was too late. Tyson and Rei were gone.
"What do we do now?" Max asked.
"We follow." Kai replied as he dragged Max into the horror that was the mall.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now...
"Tyson slow down!!" Rei shouted as Tyson pulled her through the hordes of people, "I lost sight of Max and Kai."
"WHAT?!" Tyson yelled as she skidded to a stop in front of a make-up counter. She then looked round at the crowds trying to see Max or Kai. "Damn! We must have left them behind, back at the fountain."
"WHY HELLO THERE!" Both girls jumped at the high-pitched voice. They then turned to see a plump woman in a neon pink cocktail dress with a face that looked like it belonged to a clown.
'Gross! How can she go in public?' Tyson thought.
+I don't know but I pity who ever is married to her. + Tyson's inner voice replied.
Tyson snorted, 'That is if anyone actually is married to her.'
"Would you two ladies like to try a sample of our newest perfume? It's called 'Dragon Passion'!" The clown woman shrieked as she sprayed Tyson and Rei with the overpowering and nasal killing perfume, "It's guaranteed to attract the hotties!"
"No thanks." Tyson said to the freaky woman. "We don't need to attract men more then we already do."
The woman pouted at the two parting girls but before they could leave her sight she caught up to them.
"Well if you don't want the perfume, have a free shampoo at the Hair Gallery." She said as she passed two coupons to Tyson and Rei and left to terrorize more innocent shoppers. The two girls looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
"Come on Tyson, we've got to go find Max and Kai."
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"Kai are you sure you saw them go this way?" Max asked as Kai pulled him along through crowds within the mall.
+Yeah, did you? Cause I sure didn't.+ Kai's annoying inner voice piped up.
'No, I didn't see them but I have a feeling...' He thought to himself.
+HEY! That's my job!!+
'As I was saying,' Kai glared inwardly at the voice, 'Something is pulling me in this direction.'
+In other words your guessing.+
'No, I'm not.'
+Yes, you are.+
'No I'm not!'
+Are too!+
'Am not!'
+Are too!+
'Am not!'
+Are too!+
'Am not!'
+Are too!+
'AM NOT!'
+ARE TOO!+
(This might take a while so lets go see how our newly changed girls are doing.)
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'I should have grabbed Kai when I grabbed Rei.' thought Tyson.
+Where would that leave Max?+ Tyson's logic asked.
'...'
+I'm waiting...+
'F*** off!!!!!'
+Tsk tsk... If only your mother could hear you now. Such a potty mouth.+
'Well my mom isn't here therefore she can't hear me! So there!'
"Hey Tyson, isn't that the Hair Gallery?" Rei said snapping Tyson out of her mental argument.
Tyson looked up to see a large salon with pictures of models displayed on the windows and large fancy sign over the door that said 'Hair Gallery'.
+Yup, I would say that's the Hair Gallery.+ thought the voice.
"Since we're here we might as well use those coupons." Rei stated as she walked towards the salon.
"Wha...?" Tyson said intelligently.
As Rei walked through the sliding glass door she found herself being swarmed by a countless number of attendants, all bombarding her with compliments on her hair.
"Oooh!! What lovely black hair!!"
"And so long!"
"There's not a single split end! She must take excellent care of it!"
"So shiny and healthy!"
By the time Rei's mind had registered what had happened her hair was untied, unbraided and was in the process of being washed. Fortunately for her, her treatment was nothing like Tyson's.
Tyson raced into the salon after realizing Rei had entered. The minute she had set foot within the salon, the room went into a complete and deafening silence.
Tyson looked at the attendants.
The attendants looked at Tyson.
Then all hell broke loose.
(A/N Me: I'm going to be mean and not let you know what happens until later! Fate: That means she doesn't know what's going to happen either. Me: -_-** Let's go back to Kai...)
'AM NOT!!!!!'
+ARE TOO!!!+
'AM NOT!!!!'
"Kai?"
+ARE TOO!!!!+
'AM NOT!!!!'
"Kai?"
+ARE TOO!!!!!+
'AM NOT!!!!!'
"KAI!!!!!!" Max yelled forcing Kai out of his mental yet verbal tongue war. "What were you thinking about that was so damn important??!!"
"Nothing..." Kai meekly replied.
Let it be known that an angry Max is a force to be reckoned with.
+Hey! Who are you calling nothing?+
'For the last bloody time, SHUT UP!!!!!'
+...Jerk.+
"Since your not thinking of anything important, why don't we look for Rei and Tyson?" Max asked.
"Yes, we should." Kai answered as he ran through the crowds forgetting to drag Max along for the ride.
"Kai you jerk!! Wait for me!!!" Max yelled at the dissappearing figure of his team leader.
+Someone's crabby today.+
'I didn't ask you!' Max exploded at his evil side.
+Did Max just yell at me? Oh, I'm so hurt, I could just cry. Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo!+ The voice replied dryly.
'Shut the Hell up!'
+Make me!+
'The things I wish could do to you...'
+Hey isn't that Rei?+
'What?'
Sure enough, the new female Rei Kon was sitting outside of an ice-cream parlor. Her hair was loose and flowing in a black waterfall down passed her shoulders and almost reached the dirty, unworthy ground of the American mall. She was dressed in a black t-shirt, which had claw slashes over her stomach and back, a pair of black jeans with bleached tiger stripes, a golden bandana and black sneakers. She had her head in her hands, which were wrapped in what looked like red silk ribbons, with her elbows resting on the table. Rei's golden cat like eyes were closed and she was unaware of the blond American in front of her.
Max gulped and gathered his courage as he walked up to the plastic outdoor table. As he got closer, he could smell a cool yet fresh scent floating off of Rei. Max paused a moment to take in the scent. To him it smelled like a forest after a rainfall and it made him think of the forest clearing that his grandmother had taken him to so long ago.(1)
Max continued to walk up to Rei. He stopped right beside her and she still hadn't noticed him. He opened his mouth to speak but nothing came out. For some reason, he seemed to have lost his voice.
There was only one thing left to do.
Poke.
(Fate: -_-U Me: ^_^;; I had to liven it up!!!)
Rei shot up like a rocket and fell back down hard. So hard that she broke the chair she was sitting on. Rei was now on the floor looking up at the blond Bladebreaker with an annoyed look on her face.
"Max, couldn't you think of anything else to get my attention?" Rei sighed.
"Well yeah, but I don't think you would like that one anymore then this one." Max replied.
"Oh really? What was the other idea?"
"You don't want to know."
"Yes I do!!" Rei asked giving Max the kitty eyes.(2)
Max sighed in defeat, "Alright."
Max gently pulled Rei up to her full height. She still was taller then him, at least by a couple of inches. He leaned up and in close to the face of the Nekojin. Then Max touched his lips to Rei's smooth cheek.
He then stared at his feet, a light blush on his cheeks.
Rei touched her cheek where only a moment before Max's lips were. A soft pink blush spread across her face while she smiled. Rei stared at the blond, who was still glaring at his feet as if they were the cause of his misfortune.
But Rei never stopped smiling as she leaned in and softly kissed Max's forehead.
"OW!" Both Bladebreakers yelled as their heads connected when Max shot up his head in surprise.
Rei rubbed her forehead in an attempt to ease the pain as she looked down at the still suffering Max. He had hit a rather tender spot and it was still smarting. Rei smiled softly as she pulled Max into a warm hug.
When Max relaxed in her arms, Rei kissed and patted the top of his head. Max closed his eyes and sighed at her ministrations. He lay his head innocently above her breasts. At this point I, the author, began to throw glitter and pink confetti (cut in the shape of hearts). In addition to the glitter and hearts, romantic music was being played though out the scene.
But even the most loved scenes must come to an end as Tyson stepped out of the parlor with two cones of Carmel Ripple. Tyson looked at the scene that was in front of her, glitter and all, and said the question that was everyone's mind.
"Who's the girl again?"
Rei turned her head quickly and Max opened his eyes and stared at blue haired girl in front of him. Tyson's hair had been messed with. Before her hair had been long and flowing but now it was pinned up on the top of her head. There had to be at least 50 pins holding up her hair and Max could also smell the berry hair spray that had been used on her hair.
As Max continued to stare at the state of Tyson's hair, he also wrapped his arms round Rei's waist and held her. Tyson continued to smile at the cute lovey-dovey scene. Her smile caused the Nekojin to take an interesting shade of red and to clutch Max even tighter.
Tyson shook her head and put down the icecream, which had been placed in a stand. As she sat down at the table, Max let go of Rei's waist in exchange of holding her hand. He led her to two unbroken chairs that were placed close together but Rei had other plans. Once they were seated Rei got out of her seat and sat on his lap. Max blushed a deep scarlet as Tyson stared in disbelief at the new couple.
"Dudes! Do you have to be so public?" Tyson asked as Rei began to play with Max's hair.
"Your one to talk Tyson, snogging with Kai in a clothing store." Rei stated.
Tyson's face turned bright red.
"We did not snog!! It was closed mouth!!!!!!!!"
"Then leave Max and I alone."
"I will if Max stops staring at me!" Tyson yelled at the frozen blond.
"But...what?" Max said intelligently.
"I think he was asking about your hair Tyson and I would also like to know what happened." Enquired a cold voice from behind them.
"Kai!"
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*Fate and me pop up*
Me: Will we ever know who wears the pants in Rei's and Max's relationship?
Fate: Will we ever find out what happened to Tyson's hair?
Sit tight for the next chapter!!!!!
1Remember this it's important!!!!
2 What? You were expecting 'puppy eyes'?
Fate: That was fun. Not.
X_X I'm dead.
Fate: Fine I'll say the last bit.
Fate: Thanks to all who reviewed, you are important to us. What else?
Rei: Hey what about my outfit?!
Fate: Oh yeah, Bimbo-Blonde won. That's it.
*comes back to life*
^_^ More thanks to both my beta readers!
WhiteDragon (ReiTyson fans go to his work)
And SSJ4 Sailor Menz (for Gundam Wing and Sailor Moon