Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Crazy
A/n: Figure out if Kathryn's lost her marbles or not…
(Kathryn: Marbles? Yeah, I still have them…*rummages around* Here they are! *holds up a bag full of isolinear chips*
Me: Um, that's chips, not marbles.)
Chapter 12
She's Lost it, Commander!
Chakotay was looking over me, as I was reading a padd, and coughed.
"Yes?" I looked up, and he smiled.
"Well, Enterprise is gone…so?"
"We get on with the mission, duh."
He laughed. "What mission?"
"The one Starfleet assigned to us."
"Huh?"
"Chakotay, did you read that padd?"
"What padd?"
This time, I was mad as hell. "CHAKOTAY, you idiot, the mission!" I slapped him, and he just left. Running.
I looked at my hand. "Oh well…"
The doors opened, and Kim came in. "Paris dumped water on me!"
"Who cares?"
He cried out loud and ran away, crying.
"Baby…"
Tuvok came in. "Report, Captain."
"I don't report, you do."
"Yes, that's what I said. Report."
"I'm your captain, and you report to me."
"Here's my report!"
"Why didn't you say so?" I grabbed it out. "Dismissed."
The Intendant came in later. "What's with the attitude, Janeway?"
I glared. "Go away."
"Don't tell me you're having PMS…"
"I am not!"
She sighed. "PMS. Get the doc…please…"
I grabbed her and put Betsy to her head. "I'm going to kill you right now…"
She looked at me. "Well…"
"Shut up!" I yelled.
"Oh my god, Janeway, you're bluffing."
I pushed it into her temple. "I'm not."
She laughed. "You can't kill me."
"Yes I can!" I yelled. "And I'm going to do it-"
She put her rifle at my chest. "Well, now?"
I glared. She laughed again.
"Stalemate. Now let me go."
I shot her, and she slumped to the floor. "Idiot."
"Captain!" Someone knocked on my door. "Captain, Picard-"
It snapped me. "Oh damn…" I looked at the slumped form of the Intendant. "Shit…" I raced outside. "Stun Picard's-" I ducked. "Chakotay…"
He looked at me. "Stupid…"
"I'm not stupid!"
"Yes you are. I'm the smartest and most logical person here," Seven said.
"Seven…" I said dangerously. "Who's the captain-" I ducked. "-Here?" I shot some down. "Get cover!"
"Hey, Kathryn, where did you put the grenades?" B'Elanna yelled.
I checked myself. "Oh my god, I've lost them!"
"She's lost them!" Chakotay yelled out loud.
There was a groan on both sides.
"Hey, this was a waste!" Picard said. "You're supposed to have plasma grenades!"
"Damn…" B'Elanna said. "Someone's a stupid person…"
I sighed…"I'm not stupid…"
And something hit me.
=/\= =/\= =/\=
"Here."
Chakotay put the cup to my lips and I drank. "Coffee?"
He looked at me. "Yeah, you haven't had any cups today."
I sighed. "This is going to be a long day…"
"Night."
"Day."
"It's 1800, Kathryn!"
I sighed. "Night…I'm a stupid captain."