Kathryn Janeway…oh what the heck, you know…
Chapter 15
Coffee Shortage…
I pounded the replicator. "Where's my fucking coffee?"
Chakotay pulled me away from it. "Now, Kathryn, it's not the replicator's fault."
I glared. "Shut up. I want my coffee!"
Chakotay sighed. "Why not tea?"
"Tea is for sissies."
"I mean regular tea."
"It's still for sissies."
The ship lurched, and the lights dimmed. I raced over to the bridge. "Report!"
"It's the Borg, Captain!" Kim yelled.
"Shields up!"
"What's all the fuss?" The Intendant yawned. "And the horrible green lights! What a decoration freak."
"They're aren't mine!" I yelled. "Chakotay, it's not Christmas!"
He groaned, and took out the lights.
"What's with the cube?"
"That's the Borg. Do you have any coffee with you?"
"Nope."
"Damn."
"Hey, do they have coffee?"
"I think so. Kim, hail the Borg ship!"
"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated."
"Hey, do you have coffee?" The Intendant asked.
"Sure. Would you like some?"
"I'm Intendant Janeway, and I really want some coffee."
They beamed a big bag at our feet. "Enjoy!"
And they went off.
"Weird." I looked at the screen
The Intendant looked inside. "You try it."
"No, you try it."
"I insist."
I sighed and made a cup. "Here goes…"
I sipped it, then fainted.
***
(Chakotay's POV)
The Captain, thank the spirits, woke up. She then looked around.
"Voyager!"
"Yeah. It's the Voyager, Captain." I smiled. "What do you want?"
She narrowed her eyes. "I'm the Borg Queen, and I will assimilate you!" She grabbed my neck, and lifted me up.
"Chakotay!" The Intendant yelled.
"I'm…fine!" I yelled back. "Get Tuvok! And don't drink that coffee!"
"Yeah, I know."
Kathryn-The Borg Queen, squeezed harder. "Tell me the codes!"
I gagged. "Let go, and I will."
She let go, dropping me to the floor. I rubbed my neck, then ran for dear life.
"You wont get away!" She yelled. I kept running until I got to the bridge and sat in the chair.
"Hey, Chuckles, what's up?"
I looked at the Intendant. "Identity crisis."
"That's Kathryn, all right." She sat down. "Computer, erect a forcefield around sickbay."
"She might've escaped." I looked at her.
"Yeah, you're right. Where would she go?"
There was silence, and everybody said the same thing.
"Cargo bay two!"
I ran to the turbolift, and went up to the deck, phaser aimed.
"Really, what's over there?" The Intendant said. "Besides Borg alcoves…great, Captain Janeway's going to assimilate everybody…" She sighed. "I knew that this was going to be trouble…"
There was a scream, and I turned looking at a drone (drone?) taking one of the red shirted ensigns away.
"Yeah, what was that?"
"Drone."
"Cyborg?"
"Duh."
She rolled her eyes. "Well, we better find her before we're all one. I sure don't want that black stuff in my body."
B'Elanna came up to me. "They're hurting the poor warp core!"
Tuvok raised an eyebrow. "Warp cores cannot be hurt."
The EMH came over and smiled. "I got an antidote!"
"Yeay!" The Intendant yelled. "Come on-"
"You idiot!" I yelled. "They found us!" I started running…
The drones blocked my way, and grabbed me, dragging me to the Cargo Bay.
(Intendant's POV)
Chakotay hugged me close. "Don't worry, Kate." He kissed my cheek. "They're not going to find us."
"I hope so." I kissed his tattoo. "It's too quiet."
Chakotay looked at me. "Yes, it is."
We got up and went to the bridge. "Green lights…"
"Yeah…what did the Captain say about them?"
"They're Chakotay's."
"But-"
"Yeah…why would he-"
There was a laugh, and Captain-The Borg Queen-stood there, smiling.
"How do you like it?"'
I gagged. "Like? It's horrible!"
The grin got wider. "I think they're lovely, don't you think Chakotay?"
Chakotay was strapped to a table.
"I hate them!" He yelled.
The Captain slapped him. "Shut up, Chakotay."
I kicked her with my boot. "You're an idiot!"
She spun and grabbed my collar. "You have no-"
I slapped her. "Ha!"
She didn't seem fazed, and squeezed my neck hard. "Die, Janeway, Die!"
(Intendant: Um, that second die isn't supposed to be capitalized.
Kathryn: Oh.)
"Die, Janeway, die!" She yelled.
"Take this!" The Doctor yelled, and he put a hypospray to her neck. I fell down, massaging my neck.
"Damn, what a grip she has!"' I yelled.
(Kathryn's POV)
"Ow…"
I sat up, massaging my head. "What happened? Why are there phasers aimed at me?"
Chakotay put his down. "What's your name?"
I sighed. "Kathryn Janeway, you idiot!"
He kissed me. "Thank god…"
"What was that-"
The Intendant slapped me. "That's for choking me that hard!"
I glared. "Well…" I slapped her. "There."
She grabbed me and slammed me to the wall, shattering chemicals. "You fucking bitch!"
I slipped back into darkness…
(insert suspense music)