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Chapter 16

She's lost it Part 2

"Damn, what's that noise, Chuckles?"

He lifted his head up from his pillow. "I have no idea."

I groaned and punched my pillow. "They better keep it quiet!" I lay down, and Chakotay kissed my cheek.

"Come on, Kathryn…"

I got up and went to the source of the noise.

"Dog Pile!"

The doors opened, and everybody slammed into me.

"What the fuck is happening?" I yelled, getting out. "Keep it down, I'm trying to sleep!"

"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world…" The Intendant looked at me. "Aren't you a Barbie?"

I grabbed her collar. "Shut up and have the party later."

"Chill, Captain!" She smiled. "Come on-"

I glared, and her face grew…worried. "Um, Kathryn, your eyes are red…"

"I don't give a damn!" I slammed her to the bulkhead. "Now, you break the party up or I'll kill you!"

"Okay, okay!"

I let go and walked off to the quarters. Chakotay sat up.

"Kathryn, you look like the devil, you know?" He didn't smile.

I got into bed and snuggled close. "I don't care."

"Oh god…"

"What?" I muttered.

"Tomorrow, if you wear black leather…oh I'm going to kill myself."

"No, I won't."

I walked onto the bridge, wearing sunglasses and black leather. Don't ask why.

Okay, okay, if you want to know, I have red eyes, fangs and a slight aversion to light. I'm a fucking vampire!

Chakotay shot himself with a rifle, poor guy. I stood over his body.

"I thought he was joking." I bent down and felt for a pulse. "Oh. He was."

"Captain, should we take him to sickbay?"

"I'll do it myself." I carried him to the turbolift.

"What's with the dress, Janeway?"

I turned. "Nothing. I felt…like I should dress up like the people in the Matrix."

"I have to tell you, you don't look good in black."

"Well, you don't look good in armor either." I turned and went inside sickbay. "Activate the EMH."

"Captain, how nice to see you."

I placed Chakotay on the bed, then left without a word.

"Captain?"

I turned back. "Yes?"

"What's wrong with you?"

I turned, leaving. "It's nothing."

The mirror Chakotay bumped into me. "Captain?"

I looked at him, and smiled. "Yes?"

"You're needed on the bridge. It's Picard!"

I walked over there. "Picard, what do you want?"

He laughed. "What a moron!"

"Fire! Evasive maneuvers! Who's the moron now?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Picard's ship went dead. Yeay! The Intendant looked at me.

"Good job, Miss Gothic."

I grabbed her throat, and moved as to rip her throat out, but someone took my hand.

"Captain, you should take a nap."

I turned and pushed Paris to the console. "Shut up Paris!"

Someone knocked me out. "Just great," I muttered.

"Kathryn…"

"Chakotay?" I murmured.

"Wake up!"

"I can't…what happened?"

"Come on…the Doc didn't knock you out for nothing!"

The Doc looked up. "Actually, your DNA mutated, caused by plot changes coffee shortages, and the Intendant."

"Hey!" She yelled.

He gave a glare at her, and she slunk away. The Doctor turned to me. "You're human now. You may go."

I looked at him then shook my head. "Yeah…"

Weird.