Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Crazy…or Kathryn Janeway tye-dyes Voyager….or Kathryn Janeway kills Picard…or

(Intendant: Shut up!

Kathryn: That isn't nice, Kate.

Intendant: I don't care!)

Chapter 17

Chakotay Plushies! (Christmas!)

Chakotay was decorating the mess.

Was. He was now a plushie on the floor.

Well…back to when I was getting coffee…I had heard a pound, and went to investigate.

And the Intendant went with me.

She was chewing gum, which annoyed me.

"So, what's wrong again?"

"The ship's quiet…" I sighed. "Listen, not chew."

She took it out and stuck it under Seven's console, and picked up a plushie. "Captain, look at this."

I looked at it. "Don't squeeze it!" I took it from her and scanned it. "Hmmm…it's just a plushie."

She was gone. I sighed and ran to the bridge, where she was playing DDR.

I threw the tricorder at her. She stopped.

"What the hell did you do that for?"

"Um, we're alone in the middle of space?" I sighed, and picked up the plushies on the floor, then stacked them on my chair.

"Chakotay's missing."

I turned, and smacked her. "I know that!"

"Then why were you staring at Tom's plushie?"

"I wasn't."

She gave up and stomped off. I went to the mess and saw Chakotay on the table. With a pot of coffee. I picked up Chakotay. He was cute…I mean, as a plushie, he was cute with the black eyes and the uniform…I put it in my phaser holster, with his head poking out.

There was a squeal, and I looked down…

That plushie was moving! I took it out, and it fell limp in my hands.

"Oh shit…"

I placed Chakotay sitting down on the table, hands limp. I sighed.

"Q!"

He appeared. "Kathy, why is it always me?"

I grabbed him. "Change everybody back!"

"But-"

"Change them!"

He disappeared, then reappeared. "I didn't do it, I swear!"

I sighed, and sat down. "Then who did?"

"I don't know-I wasn't watching!"

I slapped him for good measure, and left, taking Chakotay with me. "This is dumb."

I kinda felt his head move.

"Yeah, it is."

I went to sickbay-and the holodoc was a plushie too. I picked him up and put him on the bio bed, then sat down on the floor.

"This sucks ass."

The Intendant came in and dumped all of the plushies. "There."

I kicked her. "Idiot, when they turn back, they'll be stuck here!"

She punched me, and I sighed, running to my room.

"I hate this." I punched at the walls. "Damn."

I placed Chakotay on the bed, then kissed his tatt. I turned and started towards the replicator.

"That was nice."

I turned. "Chakotay!" I hugged him.

"Kathryn…" He kissed me, then embraced me. "I missed you."

There was a beep, and I looked at the clock. "Oh my god, I forgot, it's Christmas!"

"All I want is you."

"But what about the others?" I started replicating things, then sending them off.

"Merry Christmas, Kate."

"Merry Christmas, Chakotay."

We kissed.

***

"Yeah…I had sex with Paris-hic!" I said, grinning insanely, holding up my 15th cup of nog.

Chakotay kissed me. "Good…"

"Chakotay, that's my-hic-girl!" Paris yelled, waving his stick around.

I just smiled. "Yeah, right, Paris."

Drunk again for Christmas…my mom wouldn't be happy with me right now…