Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Voyager
Chapter 21
Detective Conan, Kate the Q, and DDR
"Kathryn, there's a little kid on the bridge."
I woke up and looked at the kid standing there, looking at me.
"Aren't you Janeway?"
"Hey…" I racked my brain, full of manga and anime, and looked at him. "Detective Conan! That little kid."
"I'm not a kid, I'm a man. Stuck in a boy's body. Do you have DDR?"
"DDR?" I looked at Chakotay. "What's that?"
"It's probably the game Seven's been playing."
"Why don't you run along and maybe you'll find the game." I patted his head and pushed him along. "Goddamn kid."
"I heard that!" Conan yelled.
There was a flash, and Q- that bastard Janeway from another universe who's a hoe who mothered a Q-came.
"Tisk, tisk, Janeway, what's with your manners?"
"Why don't you shut up?"
"Why don't you stuff your face with pie, pig?" She pushed me.
"Don't push me." I stood and pushed her back.
"Kathryn…"
I pushed Chakotay down, and punched the Q.
And there was pumping music.
"Wow, what a beat!" Paris yelled.
"Yeah!" Kim yelled back. "Come on, Tuvok."
He sighed. "I have-"
But they pulled him in. The Q punched me.
"Asshole."
"Bitch."
"Motherf*cker!"
"HOE!"
"Girls!" Chakotay yelled.
"Get out of this!" We both yelled.
"Captain, there's a…J-pop anomaly ahead." Seven tapped my shoulder.
"J-pop? What's that?"
"Japanese pop. It was popular in the 21st century with Japanese people, singing to Utada Hikaru or something."
"Paris…"
He was out of his station, and we plowed through it.
"Fuck!"
The Q had disappeared. I sighed. What now?
Chakotay necked me, and I pulled him away.
"Kathryn…" He licked my neck.
"Chakotay, you're out of line…"
"Hey, Captain, look at this great…" Torres said.
I looked up, and pulled away from Chakotay. "What?"
"This is DDR. This boy's been looking for it."
It was a large machine. I stepped on it. "What do I do?"
"Step on the arrows," Conan said.
I stepped on the arrow, and a shock came on me, and I fainted.
Bastard.
***
"Mmm?"
I woke up, and Chakotay smiled.
"How's the coffee?" I muttered. "Get Starbucks…"
"Starbucks? What's that?"
I shook my head. "Nothing." I got a coffee and sipped it. "Where's the party?"
"The DDR machine was…good. I loved it. Too bad you missed it."
"I'm going to go and play on it…"
"No, you can't, the nanoprobes-"
I assimilated him. Rather, inject the nanoprobes into his neck. It shut him up.
"Good night, Chakotay."
He mumbled something. "…my queen…"
I kissed him, then left.