Authors Note: All character name used in this story are property of JK
Rowling's Harry Potter books,
and J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. All other names are of our own imagination, so please
respect our rights and please do not copy this story without our permission because we worked really
hard to write this. So we hope that you enjoy our fanfiction about Voldie and Sauron
Chapter 2
Pain beyond Pain
"YOWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Somehow Voldie had forgotten about the frying
pan in his lap and it had fallen on his big toe (pain, ohh.. That musta had hurt
badly). "SOMEONE DIAL 911 GET HELP!!!! AHH!!!!!!!" screamed Bellatrix.
"YOU MORONS WHAT ARE WANDS FOR?!?!?!?!?" screamed Voldie at the
panicking death eaters, "And plus I'm perfectly FINE!!!!!!"
*30 minutes later after having understood what he said*
After all of the death eaters stopped panicking and screaming like
Kindergarteners, Wormtail asked, "Are you going to tell us what you got us up for or
not???" "Of course I will tell you, why did you guys, (Bellatrix glares at Voldie) a
hem... and ladies, think I woke you up for??" Voldie replied painfully, "And to
finish what I was saying, I got the very best plan that Potty Head can't ruin!!!" Trying
to be clever and stupid all at once, Wormtail asked, "What about Dumbledore??", and
then all of the death eaters all nodded in agreement to Wormtail's question. Voldie
now looked as if he was about to cry, and said "Even he can not stop or interfere with
my plans now!! Muhawahawaha.... (interesting laugh there, hehehe..Just
how does he manage to do that?)."
"So what is the top secret plan Voldie? And please don't cry in front of us
(heehee)." Bellatrix said. Voldie looked at her for a while, trying to hold back all his
tears, "Why *sniff* should I *sniff* tell you *sniff* I said *sniff* it was a *sniff* top
secret plan *sniff* If I tell you it wouldn't *sniff* be a secret *sniff* anymore!" All
the death eaters just stared at Voldie in disbelief for what he had just said, but then
Bellatrix attempted to trick Voldie into telling them his top secret plan by simply
saying, "But then if you don't tell us about how to get your plans in action, then how
would we be able to back you up then Voldie??? You need to tell us about your all
brilliant top secret plan, (Wow *smiling with an amazed awe* she knows how to suck
up to him) so that we will be able to help and support you throughout the whole plan,
and besides what are we DEATH EATERS for anyways." Voldie looked at her
thoughtfully, then nodded and said, "Here is the top secret plan, we'll....
Authors' Randomness -
Muhahahahahaha........ We're being evil once more cutting you guys
off right there. Well, we're terribly sorry if this one wasn't as funny as it should have
been, but we will try and make the next chapter as entertaining as possible!!!
Hahahaha...Now we've just gotta finish chapter 3!!!!!!!! Wah...... the deadlines we
set to make u people happier, hehehe...almost done with chapter 3 though! Now u
guys and *ladies* just gotta wait a chapter or two until Sauron himself finally makes
his début!!!!!!!!! (Cheering, and partying at the news) So until next time
*Muhahahaha...* Talk to you all later! Hope you guys and ladies enjoyed this
chapter of Voldie Meets Sauron!!!! (Anchovie #1 - Reviews Reviews Reviews!!!! We
want some review, and some of ur ideas so that we might make these stories more
enjoyable!!! Anchovie #2 - Ah.... Stop begging them for review ur annoying
them! Anchovie #1 - oh. fine .BUT STILL, I still want my reviews!!!!!!!!
Anchovie #2 - GAH...!!!!!!! UR SO ANNOYING!)
and J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. All other names are of our own imagination, so please
respect our rights and please do not copy this story without our permission because we worked really
hard to write this. So we hope that you enjoy our fanfiction about Voldie and Sauron
Chapter 2
Pain beyond Pain
"YOWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Somehow Voldie had forgotten about the frying
pan in his lap and it had fallen on his big toe (pain, ohh.. That musta had hurt
badly). "SOMEONE DIAL 911 GET HELP!!!! AHH!!!!!!!" screamed Bellatrix.
"YOU MORONS WHAT ARE WANDS FOR?!?!?!?!?" screamed Voldie at the
panicking death eaters, "And plus I'm perfectly FINE!!!!!!"
*30 minutes later after having understood what he said*
After all of the death eaters stopped panicking and screaming like
Kindergarteners, Wormtail asked, "Are you going to tell us what you got us up for or
not???" "Of course I will tell you, why did you guys, (Bellatrix glares at Voldie) a
hem... and ladies, think I woke you up for??" Voldie replied painfully, "And to
finish what I was saying, I got the very best plan that Potty Head can't ruin!!!" Trying
to be clever and stupid all at once, Wormtail asked, "What about Dumbledore??", and
then all of the death eaters all nodded in agreement to Wormtail's question. Voldie
now looked as if he was about to cry, and said "Even he can not stop or interfere with
my plans now!! Muhawahawaha.... (interesting laugh there, hehehe..Just
how does he manage to do that?)."
"So what is the top secret plan Voldie? And please don't cry in front of us
(heehee)." Bellatrix said. Voldie looked at her for a while, trying to hold back all his
tears, "Why *sniff* should I *sniff* tell you *sniff* I said *sniff* it was a *sniff* top
secret plan *sniff* If I tell you it wouldn't *sniff* be a secret *sniff* anymore!" All
the death eaters just stared at Voldie in disbelief for what he had just said, but then
Bellatrix attempted to trick Voldie into telling them his top secret plan by simply
saying, "But then if you don't tell us about how to get your plans in action, then how
would we be able to back you up then Voldie??? You need to tell us about your all
brilliant top secret plan, (Wow *smiling with an amazed awe* she knows how to suck
up to him) so that we will be able to help and support you throughout the whole plan,
and besides what are we DEATH EATERS for anyways." Voldie looked at her
thoughtfully, then nodded and said, "Here is the top secret plan, we'll....
Authors' Randomness -
Muhahahahahaha........ We're being evil once more cutting you guys
off right there. Well, we're terribly sorry if this one wasn't as funny as it should have
been, but we will try and make the next chapter as entertaining as possible!!!
Hahahaha...Now we've just gotta finish chapter 3!!!!!!!! Wah...... the deadlines we
set to make u people happier, hehehe...almost done with chapter 3 though! Now u
guys and *ladies* just gotta wait a chapter or two until Sauron himself finally makes
his début!!!!!!!!! (Cheering, and partying at the news) So until next time
*Muhahahaha...* Talk to you all later! Hope you guys and ladies enjoyed this
chapter of Voldie Meets Sauron!!!! (Anchovie #1 - Reviews Reviews Reviews!!!! We
want some review, and some of ur ideas so that we might make these stories more
enjoyable!!! Anchovie #2 - Ah.... Stop begging them for review ur annoying
them! Anchovie #1 - oh. fine .BUT STILL, I still want my reviews!!!!!!!!
Anchovie #2 - GAH...!!!!!!! UR SO ANNOYING!)