Authors Note: All character name used in this story are property of JK
Rowling's Harry Potter books,
and J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. All other names are of our own imagination, so please
respect our rights and please do not copy this story without our permission because we worked really
hard to write this. So we hope that you enjoy our fanfiction about Voldie and Sauron
Chapter 3
The Eye
Saruman sat in his chair to relax after a long day of work, soon afterwards he
started snoozing, when a sudden *POP* made him scream, "WAHHHHH!!!!!!!"
(CHICKEN!!!!!) In front of him was a small red ball that looked as if it was on fire,
which he decided to identify as a U.F.E. (Unidentified Flying Eye, Awwww..What
a cute little nickname for a little flying eye of fire!!!!).
*5 hours later after staring stupidly at the U.F.E*
After staring at the U.F.E. for hm.. about 5 bloody hours, Saruman picked up
a stick and poked the U.F.E. in front of him. "OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" erupted the U.F.E. or
red ball of something supposedly on fire in a high pitched voice. Saruman staring
wide mouth opened at the U.F.E., and he realized what the U.F.E. was (drum roll
Please)... It was Sauron's Mini-Me Eye!!!!!!!!! (Ohhh!!!!!!!!! Scary *shudders*,
but itz so cute lookin!!)
It had come to Saruman from Sauron (WOW, so confusing!!!) to bring him a message. In a small high
pitched voice the Mini-Me Eye, now nicknamed U.F.E. by Saruman, told Saruman,
"This is a message from SAURON THE ALL POWERFUL SORCEROR OF
MIDDLE EARTH 'I've got a plan that will speed up my process for world
domination, and to get that stupid ring from that pathetic, idiotic, and stupid little
hobbit.'" *POOF* (Yup, would've done that too if the dumbo u were suppose to
deliver a message to poke u in the eye!!! Oh wait its only got a eye!!) It had vanished
into thin air (GASPS). 'What plan????' though Saruman, and then he just decided
what the heck, and just went back to sleep. (What a waste of time, staring at the U.F.E
for 5 hrs, u'd think that he'd have a life!!)
Author Randomness -
Hiyo everyone!!!!! Thankz for reading Chapter 3 of Voldie meets Sauron!! We
hope that it was enjoyable and that the UFE was entertaining!! If ur wondering were
the heck we got the idea of calling the Sauron's Mini-Me Eye U.F.E., well try eating a
whole bunch cup noodles for a while with the name U.F.O., and then be an extremely
bored person with no life, then I guess u'd probably come up with a bunch of nutty
idea's too (we want MORE UFO itz so yummy!!). Sauron should be coming out soon
*Taking out all the party equipment*, ohhhh.. That outta be intresting!!! So
hopefully we'll see u all in Chapter 4!!!! By the way if ur wondering why we put up
these absolutely space wasting dialogs, we can't really answer that question
cuz..... we don't know why the heck we even do it either!!!!(Anchovie #1- I
LOVE ALL U PEOPLE THAT POSTED UP REVIEWS!!!!!!!!! Anchovie #2 -
hehehehe......I think ur scaring the poor people. Anchovie #1 - *blowing
kisses* I LOVE U PEOPLE,......BUT I STILL WANT MORE
REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anchovie #2 - Geez... Speak of obsessive!!!!
Anchovie #1 - MORE REVIEWS, NEED MORE REVIEWS!!!!!! Anchovie #2
uh.. u had enough obsessing????? Anchovie #1 - NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ME
WANT MORE REVIEWS!!!!!! OR ELSE NO MORE WRITING BY ME!!!!!
Muhahahahahahaha...... *runs off laughing like a lunny* Anchovie #2 -
ok.... that was weird. Well hope u pardon the um..odd behavior by Anchovie #1.
well see u all in Chapter 4 *That is if she ever writes the blasted chapter*!!!!!)
and J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. All other names are of our own imagination, so please
respect our rights and please do not copy this story without our permission because we worked really
hard to write this. So we hope that you enjoy our fanfiction about Voldie and Sauron
Chapter 3
The Eye
Saruman sat in his chair to relax after a long day of work, soon afterwards he
started snoozing, when a sudden *POP* made him scream, "WAHHHHH!!!!!!!"
(CHICKEN!!!!!) In front of him was a small red ball that looked as if it was on fire,
which he decided to identify as a U.F.E. (Unidentified Flying Eye, Awwww..What
a cute little nickname for a little flying eye of fire!!!!).
*5 hours later after staring stupidly at the U.F.E*
After staring at the U.F.E. for hm.. about 5 bloody hours, Saruman picked up
a stick and poked the U.F.E. in front of him. "OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" erupted the U.F.E. or
red ball of something supposedly on fire in a high pitched voice. Saruman staring
wide mouth opened at the U.F.E., and he realized what the U.F.E. was (drum roll
Please)... It was Sauron's Mini-Me Eye!!!!!!!!! (Ohhh!!!!!!!!! Scary *shudders*,
but itz so cute lookin!!)
It had come to Saruman from Sauron (WOW, so confusing!!!) to bring him a message. In a small high
pitched voice the Mini-Me Eye, now nicknamed U.F.E. by Saruman, told Saruman,
"This is a message from SAURON THE ALL POWERFUL SORCEROR OF
MIDDLE EARTH 'I've got a plan that will speed up my process for world
domination, and to get that stupid ring from that pathetic, idiotic, and stupid little
hobbit.'" *POOF* (Yup, would've done that too if the dumbo u were suppose to
deliver a message to poke u in the eye!!! Oh wait its only got a eye!!) It had vanished
into thin air (GASPS). 'What plan????' though Saruman, and then he just decided
what the heck, and just went back to sleep. (What a waste of time, staring at the U.F.E
for 5 hrs, u'd think that he'd have a life!!)
Author Randomness -
Hiyo everyone!!!!! Thankz for reading Chapter 3 of Voldie meets Sauron!! We
hope that it was enjoyable and that the UFE was entertaining!! If ur wondering were
the heck we got the idea of calling the Sauron's Mini-Me Eye U.F.E., well try eating a
whole bunch cup noodles for a while with the name U.F.O., and then be an extremely
bored person with no life, then I guess u'd probably come up with a bunch of nutty
idea's too (we want MORE UFO itz so yummy!!). Sauron should be coming out soon
*Taking out all the party equipment*, ohhhh.. That outta be intresting!!! So
hopefully we'll see u all in Chapter 4!!!! By the way if ur wondering why we put up
these absolutely space wasting dialogs, we can't really answer that question
cuz..... we don't know why the heck we even do it either!!!!(Anchovie #1- I
LOVE ALL U PEOPLE THAT POSTED UP REVIEWS!!!!!!!!! Anchovie #2 -
hehehehe......I think ur scaring the poor people. Anchovie #1 - *blowing
kisses* I LOVE U PEOPLE,......BUT I STILL WANT MORE
REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anchovie #2 - Geez... Speak of obsessive!!!!
Anchovie #1 - MORE REVIEWS, NEED MORE REVIEWS!!!!!! Anchovie #2
uh.. u had enough obsessing????? Anchovie #1 - NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ME
WANT MORE REVIEWS!!!!!! OR ELSE NO MORE WRITING BY ME!!!!!
Muhahahahahahaha...... *runs off laughing like a lunny* Anchovie #2 -
ok.... that was weird. Well hope u pardon the um..odd behavior by Anchovie #1.
well see u all in Chapter 4 *That is if she ever writes the blasted chapter*!!!!!)