Authors Note: All character name used in this story are property of JK
Rowling's Harry Potter books,
and J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. All other names are of our own imagination, so please
respect our rights and please do not copy this story without our permission because we worked really
hard to write this. So we hope that you enjoy our fanfiction about Voldie and Sauron
Chapter 4
The Dark Lord Daily
"Here's the plan we're gonna get some new allies*cough* to be exact
other Dark
Lords form other worlds muhahahahahah. then I'm gonna steal their power and
world they want to conquer and it'll all be mine mine mine!! Muhahahaha....."
answered Voldie. All the death eaters nodded and murmured in agreement, suddenly a
small voice piped up from Wormtail "Ummmm... Exactly how are you going to do
that?" The room then went silent (a bit too silent I think. Hehe...), and everyone
began to stare at Voldie, an evil grin spread across his face.
"Muhahahahahaha I told you guys *ahem* and ladies that I had a plan!!! Doesn't
that tell you all something? So. OF COURSE I know what to do. I'm gonna post an
ad in The Dark Lord Daily!!!!!" All the death eaters were now all thoroughly
confused and they all suddenly asked."WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE DARK
LORD DAILY?!?!?!?!?!?" (hmm....that musta blown Voldie off his feet, since it
was so loud) Voldie then replied after straightening up in his chair"Oh yeah hehe... I
forgot to tell u guys about the Dark Lord Daily hehe... oh well anyways it's a
newspaper only dark lords *evil smirk spreading upon his face* can subscribe so only
other dark lord will read it.!! Hehe... and I subscribed it."
The death eaters were now quite amazed with awe. "WOW, that's just amazing
how there is a newspaper that only dark lord can read!!!" exclaimed Lucius. "Do you
think we could possibly read it???" shouted Snape half way around the room. "Sure"
replied Voldie handing over the newspaper over to the death eaters. "What the
heck!?!?!?!" murmured Snape, "How to be the most EVIL Dark Lord, is this what u
read to get tips on how to be brutal and evil????"
Suddenly a shout rang out from Bellatrix, "So is this the stupid newspaper you
read to become dark lord???? Because you sure were a lousy dark lord in the
beginning, couldn't kill more than one wizard without bursting out into tears????"
"WHY HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!" shouted Voldie whose face was flushed
with embarrassment and anger (his face probably looks like this *_! Hehe) at
Bellatrix. "Hey it's true! I'm just telling the truth! Gees! Touchy touchy!" she replied.
"WHAT?!?!?" shouted Voldie "Nothin' Nothin' Nothin'" lied Bellatrix "Really?"
asked Voldie "Yeah!" she replied.
"Well anyways I've written out the ad we are to post on this weeks ad on The
Dark Lord Daily, and I'm about to send this darn piece of parchment out. So who'd
like to lick this grape flavored envelope?" Voldie asked his Death Eaters
"OOOHHHHH ME ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME ME ME ME!!!!!" all his
Death Eaters shouted 'Oy!! My poor precious ears' Voldie thought. "Okay Okay
Okay... QUIET DOWN ALL OF YOU NUMBSKULLS!!!!!! I shall pick at
random which one of you shall lick the envelope with (drum roll plz)
INE-MEANY-MINY-MOE!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Voldie at the top of his lungs.
Author Randomness -
We're finally back with the 4th chapter of Voldie meets Sauron!!!!!!!!!
*CELEBRATING* Hehehehe.... Sorry it took us so long to finish it!!!!!!!!!
Well, you see it was just dreadful, Anchovie #1 just had issue as we predicted in
chapter 3 had issues writing the 4th chapter, so *sighs* well I just had to give her a
few pokes and prodes *replaying past scenes of waving a butcher knife at Anchovie
#1* to get her to start working a bit faster!!! By the way, THANKS FOR ALL THOSE
LOVELY REVIEWS WE BOTH REALLY LOVED THEM!!!! (Anchovie #1 - Hey
stop putting words in my mouth!!!!!! I thought that they didn't give us enough
reviews!!!!!!! Anchovie #2 - Ah....!!!! Shush up they gave us enough reviews,
and I think u scared them last time!!!!!! Anchovie #1 - Well those bloody
rev.... *Anchovie #2 hits Anchovie #1 with a frying pan* Anchovie #2 -
SERVES U RIGHT!!! Anchovie #1 - OY THE PAIN *starts babbling on and on about
randomness*) Well we hoped that you all enjoyed this chapter of Voldie meets
Sauron!!!!!!!! See you all soon!!!
P.S.- Sorry about all the weird enigmas, it seem We've been having an uploading problem, and we hope to fix it soon!!!!!
and J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. All other names are of our own imagination, so please
respect our rights and please do not copy this story without our permission because we worked really
hard to write this. So we hope that you enjoy our fanfiction about Voldie and Sauron
Chapter 4
The Dark Lord Daily
"Here's the plan we're gonna get some new allies*cough* to be exact
other Dark
Lords form other worlds muhahahahahah. then I'm gonna steal their power and
world they want to conquer and it'll all be mine mine mine!! Muhahahaha....."
answered Voldie. All the death eaters nodded and murmured in agreement, suddenly a
small voice piped up from Wormtail "Ummmm... Exactly how are you going to do
that?" The room then went silent (a bit too silent I think. Hehe...), and everyone
began to stare at Voldie, an evil grin spread across his face.
"Muhahahahahaha I told you guys *ahem* and ladies that I had a plan!!! Doesn't
that tell you all something? So. OF COURSE I know what to do. I'm gonna post an
ad in The Dark Lord Daily!!!!!" All the death eaters were now all thoroughly
confused and they all suddenly asked."WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE DARK
LORD DAILY?!?!?!?!?!?" (hmm....that musta blown Voldie off his feet, since it
was so loud) Voldie then replied after straightening up in his chair"Oh yeah hehe... I
forgot to tell u guys about the Dark Lord Daily hehe... oh well anyways it's a
newspaper only dark lords *evil smirk spreading upon his face* can subscribe so only
other dark lord will read it.!! Hehe... and I subscribed it."
The death eaters were now quite amazed with awe. "WOW, that's just amazing
how there is a newspaper that only dark lord can read!!!" exclaimed Lucius. "Do you
think we could possibly read it???" shouted Snape half way around the room. "Sure"
replied Voldie handing over the newspaper over to the death eaters. "What the
heck!?!?!?!" murmured Snape, "How to be the most EVIL Dark Lord, is this what u
read to get tips on how to be brutal and evil????"
Suddenly a shout rang out from Bellatrix, "So is this the stupid newspaper you
read to become dark lord???? Because you sure were a lousy dark lord in the
beginning, couldn't kill more than one wizard without bursting out into tears????"
"WHY HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!" shouted Voldie whose face was flushed
with embarrassment and anger (his face probably looks like this *_! Hehe) at
Bellatrix. "Hey it's true! I'm just telling the truth! Gees! Touchy touchy!" she replied.
"WHAT?!?!?" shouted Voldie "Nothin' Nothin' Nothin'" lied Bellatrix "Really?"
asked Voldie "Yeah!" she replied.
"Well anyways I've written out the ad we are to post on this weeks ad on The
Dark Lord Daily, and I'm about to send this darn piece of parchment out. So who'd
like to lick this grape flavored envelope?" Voldie asked his Death Eaters
"OOOHHHHH ME ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME ME ME ME!!!!!" all his
Death Eaters shouted 'Oy!! My poor precious ears' Voldie thought. "Okay Okay
Okay... QUIET DOWN ALL OF YOU NUMBSKULLS!!!!!! I shall pick at
random which one of you shall lick the envelope with (drum roll plz)
INE-MEANY-MINY-MOE!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Voldie at the top of his lungs.
Author Randomness -
We're finally back with the 4th chapter of Voldie meets Sauron!!!!!!!!!
*CELEBRATING* Hehehehe.... Sorry it took us so long to finish it!!!!!!!!!
Well, you see it was just dreadful, Anchovie #1 just had issue as we predicted in
chapter 3 had issues writing the 4th chapter, so *sighs* well I just had to give her a
few pokes and prodes *replaying past scenes of waving a butcher knife at Anchovie
#1* to get her to start working a bit faster!!! By the way, THANKS FOR ALL THOSE
LOVELY REVIEWS WE BOTH REALLY LOVED THEM!!!! (Anchovie #1 - Hey
stop putting words in my mouth!!!!!! I thought that they didn't give us enough
reviews!!!!!!! Anchovie #2 - Ah....!!!! Shush up they gave us enough reviews,
and I think u scared them last time!!!!!! Anchovie #1 - Well those bloody
rev.... *Anchovie #2 hits Anchovie #1 with a frying pan* Anchovie #2 -
SERVES U RIGHT!!! Anchovie #1 - OY THE PAIN *starts babbling on and on about
randomness*) Well we hoped that you all enjoyed this chapter of Voldie meets
Sauron!!!!!!!! See you all soon!!!
P.S.- Sorry about all the weird enigmas, it seem We've been having an uploading problem, and we hope to fix it soon!!!!!