Picking and decorating the tree
Disclaimer- I do not own any POTO or Sherlock Holmes people. I really don't own many of the people in my story as they are real people manipulated and changed to fit my story. I do not own any Steven Lynch songs either, but I do own Erica and Raoul's version of "We wish you a Merry Christmas." But please read and bon chance. R&R please ^_^
(Everyone's at the tree lot picking out a tree 6 days before Christmas)
Erica: **Shivering** Why did we wait until a week before Christmas to get a tree.
Raoul: **Making a snow angel** I love the snow.
Watson: **Makes a snowball and throws it at Sherlock** Ha! Your hair is white now!
Sherlock: Stop it you dolt. **Makes a snowball and throws it really hard at Watson and hits him square in the face** that should teach you.
Watson: That hurt.
Raoul: Oh! I wanna throw one! **Throws a snowball at Erik**
Erik: That's it! **Starts to strangle fop with Punjab lasso**
Erica: Erik, as much as I would like you to kill him, you can't kill him before Christmas, maybe after though.
Erik: **Releases Raoul** you're making this holiday terribly horrible for me.
Julia: **Starts to sing** If I could be a super hero I would be justice guy. Making sure people get what they deserve especially women who lie. If a wife left her husband, three kids and no job, to fly off the f***ing Hawaii with a doctor named Bob-
Jessica: **Cuts her off and talks really slow** considering the fact that song is terribly wrong we won't sing it anymore.
Julia: **Sniffs** Fine.
Erica: Besides, I've got a better song. **To the tune of "We wish you a merry Christmas** I wish you a phantom Christmas, I wish you a phantom Christmas, I wish you a phantom Christmas and a fop free New Year. No fops annoy you or all of your kin. I wish you a phantom Christmas and a fop free New Year.
Jessica: I love it!
Raoul: It's so catchy. I wish you a foppy Christmas I wish you a foppy Christmas I wish you a foppy Christmas and a Punjab free New Year. No lassos for you, or all of your kin! I wish you a foppy Christmas and a Punjab free New Year!
Sherlock: I like Erica's version more.
Erik: **Pulls out Punjab** I hate you Raoul. **Starts to strangle him**
Erica: I said after Christmas.
Erik: Fine! **Lets him go**
(They finally choose a tree and go back to Jessica's to decorate it.)
Jessica: Who brought the Barney ornaments?
Watson: I did!
Jessica: Too bad. **Throws them away**
Watson: **Dives in the trash** No! I love you Barney!
Everyone: O_o
Sherlock: I like this ornament **picks up a violin ornament**
Jessica: I got this for my birthday last year.
Sherlock: Well then you can put it up.
Raoul: **Throws a football and knocks the violin right out of Holmes's hand** Oh God!
Jessica: YOU FOP! **Goes and attacks Raoul**
Raoul: Ow! Pain! Hurtness!
Christine: **Pulls Jessica off him** Poor baby Raoul! Are you okay?
Raoul: I want my Pengy!
Christine: **Goes upstairs and then comes back with a stuffed penguin** here's Pengy.
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: Anyway, Erik, you can put this ornament on **hands him a little mask and rose ornament**
Erik: I don't see this very funny.
Jessica: It wasn't a joke.
Stephanie: **Playing with the red lights on the tree** they look like fire!
Raoul: **Nervous** Fire?! Where?!
Julia: I want a pet monkey! Watson, get me a monkey.
Watson: I don't know where to get a monkey, but I can pretend to be a monkey! **Starts to act like a monkey**
Raoul: I want to be a monkey too! **Starts to act like a monkey too**
Erik: This is getting ridiculous, a little too ridiculous for my taste.
Jessica: Oh well. Anyway, who wants to put the star on?
Stephanie: I will, because stars are burning balls of fire suspended in space. Fire, heh, fire. **Puts the star on**
Erica: We have one last thing to do before we're finished decorating.
Christine: What?
Erica: The mistletoe!
Everyone: **Shudders and winces**
Disclaimer- I do not own any POTO or Sherlock Holmes people. I really don't own many of the people in my story as they are real people manipulated and changed to fit my story. I do not own any Steven Lynch songs either, but I do own Erica and Raoul's version of "We wish you a Merry Christmas." But please read and bon chance. R&R please ^_^
(Everyone's at the tree lot picking out a tree 6 days before Christmas)
Erica: **Shivering** Why did we wait until a week before Christmas to get a tree.
Raoul: **Making a snow angel** I love the snow.
Watson: **Makes a snowball and throws it at Sherlock** Ha! Your hair is white now!
Sherlock: Stop it you dolt. **Makes a snowball and throws it really hard at Watson and hits him square in the face** that should teach you.
Watson: That hurt.
Raoul: Oh! I wanna throw one! **Throws a snowball at Erik**
Erik: That's it! **Starts to strangle fop with Punjab lasso**
Erica: Erik, as much as I would like you to kill him, you can't kill him before Christmas, maybe after though.
Erik: **Releases Raoul** you're making this holiday terribly horrible for me.
Julia: **Starts to sing** If I could be a super hero I would be justice guy. Making sure people get what they deserve especially women who lie. If a wife left her husband, three kids and no job, to fly off the f***ing Hawaii with a doctor named Bob-
Jessica: **Cuts her off and talks really slow** considering the fact that song is terribly wrong we won't sing it anymore.
Julia: **Sniffs** Fine.
Erica: Besides, I've got a better song. **To the tune of "We wish you a merry Christmas** I wish you a phantom Christmas, I wish you a phantom Christmas, I wish you a phantom Christmas and a fop free New Year. No fops annoy you or all of your kin. I wish you a phantom Christmas and a fop free New Year.
Jessica: I love it!
Raoul: It's so catchy. I wish you a foppy Christmas I wish you a foppy Christmas I wish you a foppy Christmas and a Punjab free New Year. No lassos for you, or all of your kin! I wish you a foppy Christmas and a Punjab free New Year!
Sherlock: I like Erica's version more.
Erik: **Pulls out Punjab** I hate you Raoul. **Starts to strangle him**
Erica: I said after Christmas.
Erik: Fine! **Lets him go**
(They finally choose a tree and go back to Jessica's to decorate it.)
Jessica: Who brought the Barney ornaments?
Watson: I did!
Jessica: Too bad. **Throws them away**
Watson: **Dives in the trash** No! I love you Barney!
Everyone: O_o
Sherlock: I like this ornament **picks up a violin ornament**
Jessica: I got this for my birthday last year.
Sherlock: Well then you can put it up.
Raoul: **Throws a football and knocks the violin right out of Holmes's hand** Oh God!
Jessica: YOU FOP! **Goes and attacks Raoul**
Raoul: Ow! Pain! Hurtness!
Christine: **Pulls Jessica off him** Poor baby Raoul! Are you okay?
Raoul: I want my Pengy!
Christine: **Goes upstairs and then comes back with a stuffed penguin** here's Pengy.
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: Anyway, Erik, you can put this ornament on **hands him a little mask and rose ornament**
Erik: I don't see this very funny.
Jessica: It wasn't a joke.
Stephanie: **Playing with the red lights on the tree** they look like fire!
Raoul: **Nervous** Fire?! Where?!
Julia: I want a pet monkey! Watson, get me a monkey.
Watson: I don't know where to get a monkey, but I can pretend to be a monkey! **Starts to act like a monkey**
Raoul: I want to be a monkey too! **Starts to act like a monkey too**
Erik: This is getting ridiculous, a little too ridiculous for my taste.
Jessica: Oh well. Anyway, who wants to put the star on?
Stephanie: I will, because stars are burning balls of fire suspended in space. Fire, heh, fire. **Puts the star on**
Erica: We have one last thing to do before we're finished decorating.
Christine: What?
Erica: The mistletoe!
Everyone: **Shudders and winces**