Lost, Confused, Unkind (Sequel To "Freaked")
Chapter 75
Sasha started to laugh. "It's not funny Sasha look at the fucking state of him!" I had to smile all the same as Dwayne staggered his way towards us. "He's on Raw tomorrow night & Shane is going to throw a blue fit!"
"Stand by me! Oooooh stand by…..hey!" he reached the bottom of the steps.
"Dwayne what the fuck are you doing?" I went down the steps & grabbed hold of his arm.
"I went out…….but then I couldn't remember why so I went looking for pie!" He grinned & tripped up the step.
"Oh yeah?" I said as I hoisted him to his feet, "Did it have four legs and bark at ya?"
"Huh? No I couldn't find any!"
"Thank God! Dwayne where did THAT come from?" I pointed at the bottle in his other hand & he held it up to his face.
"Well whadya know!" He took a swig from it then studied the bottle, "Russia!" He grinned.
"What?" I struggled to get him over the last step & onto the porch.
"You asked where it came from, it says Russia on the bottle!"
Sasha burst out laughing, "Sash! Don't encourage him! Help me get him on this fucking bench before he crushes me!" Sasha grabbed hold of his other arm & we sat him down. "Give me that!" I snatched the bottle from his hand then Sasha took it from me & had a gulp! "SASHA! You don't even know where that came from! Jesus!"
"It's vodka!" She winced, "I fucking hate vodka!" She had another gulp!
"Dwayne where's Chris?"
"Chris who?"
"God this has been along night!" I put a hand to my head then grabbed the bottle off Sasha & had a gulp myself! "Irvine…I mean Jericho! Chris Jericho?"
"Chris is back?" Betty mumbled from the floor.
"No go back to sleep!" I suddenly felt very sober! "Well?"
"Chris Jericho?"
"Yes!"
"I dunno!"
"Ok so have you seen Jeff?"
"Jeff who?"
"Sasha take over or I'm gonna slap him!"
"Why me?"
"Well don't you deal with the mentally unstable at work?" I snapped.
She rolled her eyes then bent forward & spoke in Dwayne's face, "HAVE…….YOU……SEEN………JEFF?"
I burst out laughing. "Way to go Sash! He's drunk not deaf!" She started laughing aswell! This was looking pretty hopeless!
"Oh Jeff!!!" Dwayne smiled & waved his hand in the air, "Now I know who you mean!"
Sasha raised her eyebrows at me, "Ok I'll try again!" She cleared her throat, "DO…….YOU…….KNOW…….WHERE……HE……IS?"
"Naaah!"
"Oh for fucks sake!" I ran a hand through my hair.
"Hey Bec?"
"What?"
He grabbed me & pulled me onto his knee, "What colour are you eyes?"
"Brown why?"
"Yoooooooooo my brown eyed girl!" He burst into song again!
"Yeah & yours will be black if you don't shut the fuck up!" I pinched his cheek & he grinned stupidly at me!
"Now what do we do? I mean Chris doesn't know Cameron! He's probably lost in the fucking woods!"
"Chris is back?" Betty opened one eye!
"NO!" Sasha & I shouted.
"Who's fucking in the woods! I wanna get me some of that!" Dwayne still held tight to me on his lap!
"NOBODY! Sasha any ideas?"
"I don't have a fucking clue! Maybe we can send Betty in to sniff him out!" She laughed.
"Give me another drink!" I sighed & took a gulp from the mysterious bottle of vodka & winced at the taste of it! "Fuck it! I'm gonna go look for Jeff!" I stood up but Dwayne pulled me back onto his lap. "DWAYNE!" I slapped at his hands.
"Hey don't hit me!"
"Well let me go you asshole!"
"Hit me baby one more time!"
"Oh Christ!"
"My loneliness is killin me!"
"Dwayne shut the fuck up!"
"I must confess I still believe!"
I looked at Sasha who was having a total fit! "This is a nightmare! It has to be a fucking nightmare! I fell asleep at Wrestlemania that's what happened!"
"I'm gonna pee myself!" Sasha danced around with her legs crossed! Dwayne continued to sing!
"Ok D you're starting to piss me off now! Let me go!"
"Go on now GO! Walk out the door! Don't turn around now! Cause la la la I will survive!" He raised his arm & I escaped! "Hey where you goin?"
"I'm going to find Jeff & Chris!"
"Chris & Jeff? Oh they're fine! They went for a walk!" He waved his hands around.
"Ok so Chris is with Jeff somewhere?"
"Chris is back!" Betty mumbled.
"THAT'S IT!" I set off down the steps.
"Hang on I'm coming with you!" Dwayne struggled to his feet.
"You come anywhere near me & I swear to God I will kick your ass!" I stormed off into the night!
Chapter 75
Sasha started to laugh. "It's not funny Sasha look at the fucking state of him!" I had to smile all the same as Dwayne staggered his way towards us. "He's on Raw tomorrow night & Shane is going to throw a blue fit!"
"Stand by me! Oooooh stand by…..hey!" he reached the bottom of the steps.
"Dwayne what the fuck are you doing?" I went down the steps & grabbed hold of his arm.
"I went out…….but then I couldn't remember why so I went looking for pie!" He grinned & tripped up the step.
"Oh yeah?" I said as I hoisted him to his feet, "Did it have four legs and bark at ya?"
"Huh? No I couldn't find any!"
"Thank God! Dwayne where did THAT come from?" I pointed at the bottle in his other hand & he held it up to his face.
"Well whadya know!" He took a swig from it then studied the bottle, "Russia!" He grinned.
"What?" I struggled to get him over the last step & onto the porch.
"You asked where it came from, it says Russia on the bottle!"
Sasha burst out laughing, "Sash! Don't encourage him! Help me get him on this fucking bench before he crushes me!" Sasha grabbed hold of his other arm & we sat him down. "Give me that!" I snatched the bottle from his hand then Sasha took it from me & had a gulp! "SASHA! You don't even know where that came from! Jesus!"
"It's vodka!" She winced, "I fucking hate vodka!" She had another gulp!
"Dwayne where's Chris?"
"Chris who?"
"God this has been along night!" I put a hand to my head then grabbed the bottle off Sasha & had a gulp myself! "Irvine…I mean Jericho! Chris Jericho?"
"Chris is back?" Betty mumbled from the floor.
"No go back to sleep!" I suddenly felt very sober! "Well?"
"Chris Jericho?"
"Yes!"
"I dunno!"
"Ok so have you seen Jeff?"
"Jeff who?"
"Sasha take over or I'm gonna slap him!"
"Why me?"
"Well don't you deal with the mentally unstable at work?" I snapped.
She rolled her eyes then bent forward & spoke in Dwayne's face, "HAVE…….YOU……SEEN………JEFF?"
I burst out laughing. "Way to go Sash! He's drunk not deaf!" She started laughing aswell! This was looking pretty hopeless!
"Oh Jeff!!!" Dwayne smiled & waved his hand in the air, "Now I know who you mean!"
Sasha raised her eyebrows at me, "Ok I'll try again!" She cleared her throat, "DO…….YOU…….KNOW…….WHERE……HE……IS?"
"Naaah!"
"Oh for fucks sake!" I ran a hand through my hair.
"Hey Bec?"
"What?"
He grabbed me & pulled me onto his knee, "What colour are you eyes?"
"Brown why?"
"Yoooooooooo my brown eyed girl!" He burst into song again!
"Yeah & yours will be black if you don't shut the fuck up!" I pinched his cheek & he grinned stupidly at me!
"Now what do we do? I mean Chris doesn't know Cameron! He's probably lost in the fucking woods!"
"Chris is back?" Betty opened one eye!
"NO!" Sasha & I shouted.
"Who's fucking in the woods! I wanna get me some of that!" Dwayne still held tight to me on his lap!
"NOBODY! Sasha any ideas?"
"I don't have a fucking clue! Maybe we can send Betty in to sniff him out!" She laughed.
"Give me another drink!" I sighed & took a gulp from the mysterious bottle of vodka & winced at the taste of it! "Fuck it! I'm gonna go look for Jeff!" I stood up but Dwayne pulled me back onto his lap. "DWAYNE!" I slapped at his hands.
"Hey don't hit me!"
"Well let me go you asshole!"
"Hit me baby one more time!"
"Oh Christ!"
"My loneliness is killin me!"
"Dwayne shut the fuck up!"
"I must confess I still believe!"
I looked at Sasha who was having a total fit! "This is a nightmare! It has to be a fucking nightmare! I fell asleep at Wrestlemania that's what happened!"
"I'm gonna pee myself!" Sasha danced around with her legs crossed! Dwayne continued to sing!
"Ok D you're starting to piss me off now! Let me go!"
"Go on now GO! Walk out the door! Don't turn around now! Cause la la la I will survive!" He raised his arm & I escaped! "Hey where you goin?"
"I'm going to find Jeff & Chris!"
"Chris & Jeff? Oh they're fine! They went for a walk!" He waved his hands around.
"Ok so Chris is with Jeff somewhere?"
"Chris is back!" Betty mumbled.
"THAT'S IT!" I set off down the steps.
"Hang on I'm coming with you!" Dwayne struggled to his feet.
"You come anywhere near me & I swear to God I will kick your ass!" I stormed off into the night!