Christmas Party
Disclaimer - I don't own a whole heck of a lot of stuff except a Phantom mask, cape, deerstalker cap, tweed suit, dress clothes, a slew of POTO music boxes, a water color picture of Michael Crawford as Erik, and almost every Sherlock Holmes story, in a book I bought from someone else. That's about it. Yea, that's it. Oh yea, R&R si vous plait!
(Everyone's getting ready for a Christmas party being thrown by some rich people 3 days before Christmas)
Raoul: What are we supposed to wear to this thing?
Jessica: You have to wear something rich, you know fancy. **Leaves the room to go get ready**
Raoul: So instead of the red telletubbie sweater I'll use the black telletubbie sweater.
Erik: No idiot, you need to wear a tux.
Raoul: Oh, I hate tuxes, they're so itchy.
Sherlock: Shut up and put on a tux.
(Meanwhile in the other room)
Stephanie: Do I have to wear a dress?
Jessica: Yes, now put one on.
Stephanie: **Crossly** Fine. **Pulls out a fire red dress and put it on with some high heels** How do I look?
Jessica: Great. Now what do we think black **Holds up sleek black dress** or blue? **Holds up blue sleek dress**
Erica: Black. I'm going to wear a green dress.
Christine: Do you think this is acceptable? **Walks into the room in a really ugly pink gown**
Jessica: Uh. It's um. great.
Christine: Good, I thought it might be bad, but since you like it I'll wear it.
Erica: Yea. it's um wonderful.
Sherlock: **Knocking on the door** Are you ladies ready yet? It's almost time to go!
Jessica: We'll be out in a moment.
(They finish getting ready and go to the big house where the party is being held)
Amy: (The hostess) Welcome Jessica and Stephanie. Who are they?
Jessica: Well, these are my friends Sherlock, Watson, Erik, Raoul, Christine and Julia.
Everyone: **Various greetings**
Amy: **Shakily** Well, yea, hello. Enjoy the party.
(They all go in and Christmas music is playing in the background. Raoul and Watson rush the refreshment table, Stephanie goes near the fireplace, Erik, Sherlock, and Jessica go to converse with the other intellects, and Julia and Christine go in the corner and don't talk to anyone.)
Watson: **Tasting caviar** Eww! This stuff is nasty!
Raoul: **Tries some** Yea! Eww! **Launches the tray at Amy's head and it gets in her hair**
Amy: What's the meaning of this?! **Goes over and smashes escargots in Raoul's face**
Raoul: Eww! Nasty snails! **Throws rice pudding at some rich person's head**
Rich Person#1: What's going on?! **Throws maple syrup at Christine**
Christine: Do you know how long it took me to do my hair?! Now you must die! **Throws fruit cake at Stephanie's head**
Stephanie: **Turns around and she's really angry** okay! Who disturbed me while I was watching the fire?! **Points to Raoul** It was you wasn't it! That's it! You're dead che cazzo! Die! **Jumps Raoul and begins attacking**
(The food fight persists and everyone is kicked out)
Jessica: **Cuffs Raoul** this wouldn't have happened if you weren't such a fop!
Raoul: I am not a fop; I am a special human being.
Stephanie: Emphasis on special.
Raoul: **Starts to cry**
Stephanie: **Laughing** che cazzo!
(They all go back to Jessica's and look at the lights at night)
Watson: Wow, they look craptastic!
Jessica: Shut up, it was all your fault.
Watson: What do you mean?
Jessica: Well if stupid Raoul didn't break his arm then none of this would have happened.
Sherlock: It probably would have happened in a different sequence.
Jessica: Well, let's all go inside, tomorrow we're going caroling.
Everyone: **Groans**
(They go into the house and go to sleep.)
Disclaimer - I don't own a whole heck of a lot of stuff except a Phantom mask, cape, deerstalker cap, tweed suit, dress clothes, a slew of POTO music boxes, a water color picture of Michael Crawford as Erik, and almost every Sherlock Holmes story, in a book I bought from someone else. That's about it. Yea, that's it. Oh yea, R&R si vous plait!
(Everyone's getting ready for a Christmas party being thrown by some rich people 3 days before Christmas)
Raoul: What are we supposed to wear to this thing?
Jessica: You have to wear something rich, you know fancy. **Leaves the room to go get ready**
Raoul: So instead of the red telletubbie sweater I'll use the black telletubbie sweater.
Erik: No idiot, you need to wear a tux.
Raoul: Oh, I hate tuxes, they're so itchy.
Sherlock: Shut up and put on a tux.
(Meanwhile in the other room)
Stephanie: Do I have to wear a dress?
Jessica: Yes, now put one on.
Stephanie: **Crossly** Fine. **Pulls out a fire red dress and put it on with some high heels** How do I look?
Jessica: Great. Now what do we think black **Holds up sleek black dress** or blue? **Holds up blue sleek dress**
Erica: Black. I'm going to wear a green dress.
Christine: Do you think this is acceptable? **Walks into the room in a really ugly pink gown**
Jessica: Uh. It's um. great.
Christine: Good, I thought it might be bad, but since you like it I'll wear it.
Erica: Yea. it's um wonderful.
Sherlock: **Knocking on the door** Are you ladies ready yet? It's almost time to go!
Jessica: We'll be out in a moment.
(They finish getting ready and go to the big house where the party is being held)
Amy: (The hostess) Welcome Jessica and Stephanie. Who are they?
Jessica: Well, these are my friends Sherlock, Watson, Erik, Raoul, Christine and Julia.
Everyone: **Various greetings**
Amy: **Shakily** Well, yea, hello. Enjoy the party.
(They all go in and Christmas music is playing in the background. Raoul and Watson rush the refreshment table, Stephanie goes near the fireplace, Erik, Sherlock, and Jessica go to converse with the other intellects, and Julia and Christine go in the corner and don't talk to anyone.)
Watson: **Tasting caviar** Eww! This stuff is nasty!
Raoul: **Tries some** Yea! Eww! **Launches the tray at Amy's head and it gets in her hair**
Amy: What's the meaning of this?! **Goes over and smashes escargots in Raoul's face**
Raoul: Eww! Nasty snails! **Throws rice pudding at some rich person's head**
Rich Person#1: What's going on?! **Throws maple syrup at Christine**
Christine: Do you know how long it took me to do my hair?! Now you must die! **Throws fruit cake at Stephanie's head**
Stephanie: **Turns around and she's really angry** okay! Who disturbed me while I was watching the fire?! **Points to Raoul** It was you wasn't it! That's it! You're dead che cazzo! Die! **Jumps Raoul and begins attacking**
(The food fight persists and everyone is kicked out)
Jessica: **Cuffs Raoul** this wouldn't have happened if you weren't such a fop!
Raoul: I am not a fop; I am a special human being.
Stephanie: Emphasis on special.
Raoul: **Starts to cry**
Stephanie: **Laughing** che cazzo!
(They all go back to Jessica's and look at the lights at night)
Watson: Wow, they look craptastic!
Jessica: Shut up, it was all your fault.
Watson: What do you mean?
Jessica: Well if stupid Raoul didn't break his arm then none of this would have happened.
Sherlock: It probably would have happened in a different sequence.
Jessica: Well, let's all go inside, tomorrow we're going caroling.
Everyone: **Groans**
(They go into the house and go to sleep.)