Caroling
Disclaimer - I don't own anything that you see as familiar, especially the Christmas songs. I do not own Weird Al's "It's Christmas at Ground Zero"
(They're all getting ready to go caroling)
Erica: It's so cold here; we should have spent Christmas at my house.
Jessica: Yea, and decorated a palm tree? I don't think so. Pshaw!
Raoul: Can we bring the telletubbie Christmas CD?
Everyone: NO!
Raoul: Fine be that way.
Everyone: We will.
Stephanie: In this month's edition of "Pyromaniac's Monthly" they listed several Christmas carols for the special Pyro's Christmas. Like, "We wish you a flaming Christmas," "Burning Bells," "Come all Ye Pyro's," "Silent Inferno," and "Oh burned up tree."
Jessica: How about no?
Sherlock: In England we let poor people do this.
Stephanie: In Italy I used to do this.
Watson: I don't get it.
Stephanie: You wouldn't.
Julia: **Singing** It's Christmas at Ground Zero, there's music in the air, the sleigh bells are ringing and the caroler's a singin' as the air raid sirens blare!
Watson: That's politically incorrect.
Julia: Do I look like I care?
Watson: No, not really.
(They are all at the park singing.)
All: Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the snowman was a fairy tale they say he was made of snow but the children know that he came to life one day. There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found for when they placed it on his head he began to dance around. Frosty the snowman was alive as he could be he was made of snow but the children know that he came to life one day. He led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop. He only paused a moment when he heard him holler "Stop!"
Random Person: SHUT UP YOU PEOPLE, NORMAL PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS! **Throws a shoe at them and they run away**
Stephanie: Well that was some short lived caroling. What do we do now?
Jessica: Well, it's the day before Christmas Eve, so there must be some movies on.
(They all go to the house and sit around the TV)
Jessica: It says "The Year without a Santa Clause," is going on.
Stephanie: Is that the one with Mr. Heatmister?
Jessica: Yes, it is.
Stephanie: Awesome.
Christine: I'm going to go make lots popcorn.
Raoul: Put extra butter on it.
Christine: But dear, your lactose intolerant.
Raoul: I don't care.
Christine: But you could go into cardiac arrest.
Raoul: Fine ruin my Christmas.
Christine: I will. **Goes to make popcorn**
Erik: This is really bad; we really need to do something else.
Julia: Until you come up with something else don't complain.
Christine: **Comes back with the popcorn** I hope there's enough.
Jessica: You made 6 bowls of popcorn? What's wrong with you?
Christine: I like to use microwave.
Everyone: O_o
Watson: The Barney Christmas special should be going on.
Jessica: If you want to watch that go in your room.
Watson and Raoul: **Go to their rooms**
Erik: Well that rids us of the fops.
Erica: Now Christmas is perfect.
Stephanie: No wait, **Lights a fire** now it's perfect.
Julia: I want candy.
Jessica: I don't have any!
Julia: What kind of person are you? You have no candy at Christmas? You're like a candy Nazi! You evil person! I should report you to the candy Nazi police.
Jessica: Are there candy Nazi police?
Julia: Yes you stupid girl!
Jessica: Look who's talking.
Julia: Fine I'm gonna go watch Barney.
Erik: Since when did we have 3 fops?
Sherlock: Erik, it's just better we don't inquire about it.
(They finish the movie and all go to bed)
Disclaimer - I don't own anything that you see as familiar, especially the Christmas songs. I do not own Weird Al's "It's Christmas at Ground Zero"
(They're all getting ready to go caroling)
Erica: It's so cold here; we should have spent Christmas at my house.
Jessica: Yea, and decorated a palm tree? I don't think so. Pshaw!
Raoul: Can we bring the telletubbie Christmas CD?
Everyone: NO!
Raoul: Fine be that way.
Everyone: We will.
Stephanie: In this month's edition of "Pyromaniac's Monthly" they listed several Christmas carols for the special Pyro's Christmas. Like, "We wish you a flaming Christmas," "Burning Bells," "Come all Ye Pyro's," "Silent Inferno," and "Oh burned up tree."
Jessica: How about no?
Sherlock: In England we let poor people do this.
Stephanie: In Italy I used to do this.
Watson: I don't get it.
Stephanie: You wouldn't.
Julia: **Singing** It's Christmas at Ground Zero, there's music in the air, the sleigh bells are ringing and the caroler's a singin' as the air raid sirens blare!
Watson: That's politically incorrect.
Julia: Do I look like I care?
Watson: No, not really.
(They are all at the park singing.)
All: Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the snowman was a fairy tale they say he was made of snow but the children know that he came to life one day. There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found for when they placed it on his head he began to dance around. Frosty the snowman was alive as he could be he was made of snow but the children know that he came to life one day. He led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop. He only paused a moment when he heard him holler "Stop!"
Random Person: SHUT UP YOU PEOPLE, NORMAL PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS! **Throws a shoe at them and they run away**
Stephanie: Well that was some short lived caroling. What do we do now?
Jessica: Well, it's the day before Christmas Eve, so there must be some movies on.
(They all go to the house and sit around the TV)
Jessica: It says "The Year without a Santa Clause," is going on.
Stephanie: Is that the one with Mr. Heatmister?
Jessica: Yes, it is.
Stephanie: Awesome.
Christine: I'm going to go make lots popcorn.
Raoul: Put extra butter on it.
Christine: But dear, your lactose intolerant.
Raoul: I don't care.
Christine: But you could go into cardiac arrest.
Raoul: Fine ruin my Christmas.
Christine: I will. **Goes to make popcorn**
Erik: This is really bad; we really need to do something else.
Julia: Until you come up with something else don't complain.
Christine: **Comes back with the popcorn** I hope there's enough.
Jessica: You made 6 bowls of popcorn? What's wrong with you?
Christine: I like to use microwave.
Everyone: O_o
Watson: The Barney Christmas special should be going on.
Jessica: If you want to watch that go in your room.
Watson and Raoul: **Go to their rooms**
Erik: Well that rids us of the fops.
Erica: Now Christmas is perfect.
Stephanie: No wait, **Lights a fire** now it's perfect.
Julia: I want candy.
Jessica: I don't have any!
Julia: What kind of person are you? You have no candy at Christmas? You're like a candy Nazi! You evil person! I should report you to the candy Nazi police.
Jessica: Are there candy Nazi police?
Julia: Yes you stupid girl!
Jessica: Look who's talking.
Julia: Fine I'm gonna go watch Barney.
Erik: Since when did we have 3 fops?
Sherlock: Erik, it's just better we don't inquire about it.
(They finish the movie and all go to bed)