Christmas Eve
Disclaimer - I don't own any POTO or Sherlock Holmes characters. Also, the family members mentioned here are based upon real people and are all basically as written. Yes I know after you read this your eyes will look like this: O_o. But I can't help what my family is like.
(Everyone goes to Jessica's aunt's house, two hours from her house and they're driving there)
Jessica: There are a few things you should know.
Christine: Like what?
Jessica: First of all, my family is Italian that means they're gregarious and don't be surprised if they come up and act like they know you. NEVER attempt to steal food or you'll meet the prickly end of a broom. Lastly, don't be rude to them, first impressions mean a lot.
Raoul: **Singing** Beans, beans, they're good for your heart the more you eat the more you -
Jessica: That's what I mean, don't do anything like that.
Christine: I'm sure you're exaggerating.
Stephanie: No she's not! It's all true.
(Two hours later they're at Jessica's Aunty Joyce's house)
Joyce: Hello everyone.
Watson: It smells like fish.
Stephanie: It's supposed to; it's an Italian Christmas tradition. Do you have a problem with that?
Watson: No! Don't burn me!
Jessica: I suppose I should bring you all to meet the rest of the people I call my family.
Mom: Jessica! Who are your friends?
Jessica: Well, we have Stephanie, Erica, Julia, Christine, Raoul, Erik, Watson, and Sherlock.
Mom: Good now get away from the food.
Watson: **Sneaks away into the kitchen and tries to steal a fried shrimp**
Grammy: **Hits him with a broom** Go away! Get away from the food you thief!
Watson: Ow! You're hurting me.
Poppy: When's the food gonna be done?
Grammy: Shut up!
Poppy: Don't tell me to shut up, you shut up.
Mom: Why don't both of you shut up?
Uncle Dave: **While the rest of them are arguing steals shrimp and is not caught**
Watson: **Attempts the same thing but is caught**
Grammy: **Hitting him with a broom** what did I tell you?! Stay away from the food!
Watson: **Runs away and whimpers**
DJ: (Seven year old cousin) Hi Jess! Is this your boyfriend? **Points to Sherlock**
Jessica: **Shifty eyes** Uh. no.
DJ: **Pinches Jessica's butt**
Jessica: DJ! What's wrong with you?!
DJ: **Points to Sherlock** He did it!
Sherlock: You know perfectly well I didn't do that.
Jessica: Whatever, let's go.
DJ: I'm telling you he did it!
Jessica: Whatever. **Leads them upstairs**
(Rush of family comes to greet them. An hour later the food is done and Jessica and Co. are at their own table in the other room)
Sherlock: How much do we have to eat?
Jessica: Don't be surprised if they start to shove it down your throat when you're full.
Stephanie: Ah, the memories.
Watson: I love food.
Julia: I couldn't tell.
(By course three everyone is stuffed and Old Italian ladies are trying to make them eat more.)
Grammy: **Pinching Sherlock** you're so skinny! You need to eat.
Sherlock: I couldn't possibly eat anoth- **is cut off by Grammy shoving a fork full of fillet in his mouth**
Raoul: If I eat anything else I'll barf.
Holmes (Puppy): **Tugging at Jessica to take him outside**
Jessica: Anyone want to come with me while I walk Holmes?
Sherlock: I will **they go outside** It's going to snow soon.
Jessica: How do you know?
Sherlock: Because the sky is a light gray, perfect for snow, and it was on the weather this morning.
(It starts to snow)
Jessica: **Catching snowflakes in her mouth**
Sherlock: Why are you doing that?
Jessica: It's fun. Try it! **Keeps on catching them**
Sherlock: **Tries** this is harder than it looks.
Erik: **Runs outside** Come back inside, the biddies are beginning to worry.
Jessica: Fine, come Holmes. **The puppy and person follow**
(They go back inside)
Mom: Jessica, it's time to open presents from the rest of us.
Jessica: Fine. **Is handed a pile of presents**
Ben (Jessica's brother): Open this one! **Snickers**
Jessica: Fine! **Opens present but then quickly snaps the lid shut**
Mom: What did you get?
Jessica: Nothing! He gave me a box, something I always wanted. Oh look at the time we have to be going!
Ben: No, there's something in there!
Jessica: **Through her teeth** No there's not!
Ben: **Snatches the box and holds up some lacy underwear** Ha! Who wouldn't want these!
Jessica: **Really embarrassed** I HATE YOU! **Attacks him** Anyway, onto something else. **Opens a different box and holds up a pair of PJ's** thanks mom. But it's already nine o'clock we better get back home. After all, I do like to spend Christmas at home you know.
Grammy: You're not leaving until you open one present from me!
Jessica: **Nervously** Okay. **Opens a box that has socks in it** Thanks Gram love ya, gotta go bye!
(She rushes all of them out of the house and into the car)
Raoul: That wasn't so bad.
Jessica: Yes it was! Did you see the "present" my brother got me?!
Sherlock: I think we all did.
Jessica: Exactly! That was terrible.
Christine: I must say what your brother got you was an odd garment. Whatever was it?
Jessica: O_o I'm going to pretend I didn't here that and Raoul will explain it to you later.
Erica: Oh Jess, it wasn't so bad, and your seven-year-old cousin was adorable!
Jessica: Yea, right.
Watson: Did anyone grab any extras before we left? I'm hungry!
Jessica: **Pulls out the ice thing for the car windows and hits him with it** Shut up. I am in no mood.
Watson: Touchy!
Raoul: Oh my God!
Everyone: What?!
Raoul: Santa is coming tonight! We better hurry home!
Everyone: O_o
Raoul: I bet all of you are getting coal, aside from Christine, Watson, and me.
Erik: I personally like coal.
Stephanie: Coals can be used to light fires! Fire, heh, fire.
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: Let's just drive in quietness please.
Raoul: Nope! Oh! 99 bottle of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around 96 bottles of beer on the wall! 96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 201 bottles of beer on the wall! (Two hours pass) 1 bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer! Take one down pass it around 0 bottles of beer on the wall!
Julia: Do it again! Do it again!
Erica: No! Not again! It's 11 o'clock at night and I can't take it anymore.
Jessica: You took the words right out of my mouth.
Sherlock: Let us all go to bed and we'll have our present exchange in the morning.
Everyone: Good idea. **Go inside and go to bed immediately**
Disclaimer - I don't own any POTO or Sherlock Holmes characters. Also, the family members mentioned here are based upon real people and are all basically as written. Yes I know after you read this your eyes will look like this: O_o. But I can't help what my family is like.
(Everyone goes to Jessica's aunt's house, two hours from her house and they're driving there)
Jessica: There are a few things you should know.
Christine: Like what?
Jessica: First of all, my family is Italian that means they're gregarious and don't be surprised if they come up and act like they know you. NEVER attempt to steal food or you'll meet the prickly end of a broom. Lastly, don't be rude to them, first impressions mean a lot.
Raoul: **Singing** Beans, beans, they're good for your heart the more you eat the more you -
Jessica: That's what I mean, don't do anything like that.
Christine: I'm sure you're exaggerating.
Stephanie: No she's not! It's all true.
(Two hours later they're at Jessica's Aunty Joyce's house)
Joyce: Hello everyone.
Watson: It smells like fish.
Stephanie: It's supposed to; it's an Italian Christmas tradition. Do you have a problem with that?
Watson: No! Don't burn me!
Jessica: I suppose I should bring you all to meet the rest of the people I call my family.
Mom: Jessica! Who are your friends?
Jessica: Well, we have Stephanie, Erica, Julia, Christine, Raoul, Erik, Watson, and Sherlock.
Mom: Good now get away from the food.
Watson: **Sneaks away into the kitchen and tries to steal a fried shrimp**
Grammy: **Hits him with a broom** Go away! Get away from the food you thief!
Watson: Ow! You're hurting me.
Poppy: When's the food gonna be done?
Grammy: Shut up!
Poppy: Don't tell me to shut up, you shut up.
Mom: Why don't both of you shut up?
Uncle Dave: **While the rest of them are arguing steals shrimp and is not caught**
Watson: **Attempts the same thing but is caught**
Grammy: **Hitting him with a broom** what did I tell you?! Stay away from the food!
Watson: **Runs away and whimpers**
DJ: (Seven year old cousin) Hi Jess! Is this your boyfriend? **Points to Sherlock**
Jessica: **Shifty eyes** Uh. no.
DJ: **Pinches Jessica's butt**
Jessica: DJ! What's wrong with you?!
DJ: **Points to Sherlock** He did it!
Sherlock: You know perfectly well I didn't do that.
Jessica: Whatever, let's go.
DJ: I'm telling you he did it!
Jessica: Whatever. **Leads them upstairs**
(Rush of family comes to greet them. An hour later the food is done and Jessica and Co. are at their own table in the other room)
Sherlock: How much do we have to eat?
Jessica: Don't be surprised if they start to shove it down your throat when you're full.
Stephanie: Ah, the memories.
Watson: I love food.
Julia: I couldn't tell.
(By course three everyone is stuffed and Old Italian ladies are trying to make them eat more.)
Grammy: **Pinching Sherlock** you're so skinny! You need to eat.
Sherlock: I couldn't possibly eat anoth- **is cut off by Grammy shoving a fork full of fillet in his mouth**
Raoul: If I eat anything else I'll barf.
Holmes (Puppy): **Tugging at Jessica to take him outside**
Jessica: Anyone want to come with me while I walk Holmes?
Sherlock: I will **they go outside** It's going to snow soon.
Jessica: How do you know?
Sherlock: Because the sky is a light gray, perfect for snow, and it was on the weather this morning.
(It starts to snow)
Jessica: **Catching snowflakes in her mouth**
Sherlock: Why are you doing that?
Jessica: It's fun. Try it! **Keeps on catching them**
Sherlock: **Tries** this is harder than it looks.
Erik: **Runs outside** Come back inside, the biddies are beginning to worry.
Jessica: Fine, come Holmes. **The puppy and person follow**
(They go back inside)
Mom: Jessica, it's time to open presents from the rest of us.
Jessica: Fine. **Is handed a pile of presents**
Ben (Jessica's brother): Open this one! **Snickers**
Jessica: Fine! **Opens present but then quickly snaps the lid shut**
Mom: What did you get?
Jessica: Nothing! He gave me a box, something I always wanted. Oh look at the time we have to be going!
Ben: No, there's something in there!
Jessica: **Through her teeth** No there's not!
Ben: **Snatches the box and holds up some lacy underwear** Ha! Who wouldn't want these!
Jessica: **Really embarrassed** I HATE YOU! **Attacks him** Anyway, onto something else. **Opens a different box and holds up a pair of PJ's** thanks mom. But it's already nine o'clock we better get back home. After all, I do like to spend Christmas at home you know.
Grammy: You're not leaving until you open one present from me!
Jessica: **Nervously** Okay. **Opens a box that has socks in it** Thanks Gram love ya, gotta go bye!
(She rushes all of them out of the house and into the car)
Raoul: That wasn't so bad.
Jessica: Yes it was! Did you see the "present" my brother got me?!
Sherlock: I think we all did.
Jessica: Exactly! That was terrible.
Christine: I must say what your brother got you was an odd garment. Whatever was it?
Jessica: O_o I'm going to pretend I didn't here that and Raoul will explain it to you later.
Erica: Oh Jess, it wasn't so bad, and your seven-year-old cousin was adorable!
Jessica: Yea, right.
Watson: Did anyone grab any extras before we left? I'm hungry!
Jessica: **Pulls out the ice thing for the car windows and hits him with it** Shut up. I am in no mood.
Watson: Touchy!
Raoul: Oh my God!
Everyone: What?!
Raoul: Santa is coming tonight! We better hurry home!
Everyone: O_o
Raoul: I bet all of you are getting coal, aside from Christine, Watson, and me.
Erik: I personally like coal.
Stephanie: Coals can be used to light fires! Fire, heh, fire.
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: Let's just drive in quietness please.
Raoul: Nope! Oh! 99 bottle of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around 96 bottles of beer on the wall! 96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 201 bottles of beer on the wall! (Two hours pass) 1 bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer! Take one down pass it around 0 bottles of beer on the wall!
Julia: Do it again! Do it again!
Erica: No! Not again! It's 11 o'clock at night and I can't take it anymore.
Jessica: You took the words right out of my mouth.
Sherlock: Let us all go to bed and we'll have our present exchange in the morning.
Everyone: Good idea. **Go inside and go to bed immediately**