Christmas Day
Disclaimer - I don't own POTO or Sherlock Holmes characters because if I did then I would be a smelly old dead man! Anyway, R&R and enjoy! To answer a few questions I have no idea if there are really Faust CD's and secondly the Italian words mean "You *bad word for **wiener**" Anyway, go on and read. Oh, by the way, I do not own any fast food conglomerate either.
Raoul: **Wakes up at five in the morning and runs into Stephanie's room** Hurry! Get up! Venice is sinking!
Stephanie: **Pulls pillow over her face** No it's not! Go away fop!
Raoul: C'mon! You know you want to get up **Pokes her**
Stephanie: **Jumps up and lights a match** Touch me again and I swear to God I'll burn you!
Raoul: O_o **Backs out of the room slowly and then goes into Jessica's room** Wake up **Grins evilly with an evil scheme** It's Sherlock. I love you!
Jessica: **Sits up abruptly** what huh? What's going on? **Looks around to see fop** Hey! You're not Sherlock! Get out of here!
Fop: Nice PJ's **referring to the tank top and flannel pants**
Jessica: **Screaming** GET OUT OR I'LL KILL YOU! IT'S FIVE IN THE FREAKIN' MORNING! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? DON'T YOU HAVE A LITTLE COMMON DECENCY AND CAN YOU REFRAIN FROM MAKING RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT MY PAJAMAS?!
Sherlock: **Runs in the room in his shorts with no shirt** what the devil going? I heard screaming. **Notices the fop** oh, I see why you were screaming. Remove yourself from the room fop.
Raoul: **Giggling** Nice PJ's. **Leaves the room before Sherlock can say anything to go into Julia's room** Wakie wakie, eggs and bakie!
Julia: **Groggily** is that you Santa?
Raoul: **Starts to jump on the bed** nope, it's Raoul! Let's go wake everyone up!
Julia: Okay! I love annoying people early in the morning. **They both go to wake up Erik**
Both: Merry Christmas Erik!
Erik: **Sits up in bed not realizing what's going on and throws Punjab lassos at them** What's the meaning of this?
Julia: O_o
Raoul: I'm choking! Help me Erik!
Erik: I can see that, and no I will not help you. But you can help me.
Raoul: How?
Erik: Lift your feet off the ground.
Raoul: **Is about to do it** Hey, wait! That would hurt; I don't think I want to do it.
Erik: Ugh. **Gets up out of bed with only muscle shirt and boxers on**
Julia: Wow, you have lots of muscles.
Erik: **Sarcastically** you don't say. Anyway, this will be an extra Christmas present; I'll let you two live to see another day.
Julia: Yay! This is my favorite gift! **Eyes water** I feel so honored you wanted to give it to me!
Erik: O_o. You two idiots can now go wakeup someone else as I am obviously awake.
Julia: Let's go Raoul. **They skip into Christine's room**
Raoul: **Faking an English accent while jumping on the bed** Wake up love!
Christine: **Panicky** what is it? Do you need Pengy?
Raoul: Nope 'cause it's Christmas!
Christine: You woke me up to tell me that?
Raoul: Yup, that's about right.
Christine: O_o. You two better get out of here in 5, 4, 3, 2 . . . ** they leave very quickly to annoy Erica**
Julia: Hey Erica, Erik's outside the door with only his boxers on!
Erica: **Jumps up out of bed and rushes to look out the door** you lied! He's not there! I'll kill you fop! **Attacks the fop and then hits him on the head with a shoe**
Raoul: **Takes shoe** Oh! It fits! Thank you for the present!
Erica: Gimme that! **Snatches back the shoe and shoos them out into the hallway**
Raoul: The last one to wake up is Watson!
Julia: I have an idea!
Raoul: What?!
Julia: **Yells really loud** WATSON! TELLETUBBIES ARE ON!
Watson: **Runs out into the hall with telletubbie footy pajamas** they are?! Is it six o'clock already?!
Raoul: Nope! I just wanted to wake you up to go open presents!
Watson: **Jumps on fop and sits on his head** you woke me up before telletubbies and then lied? I feel so unloved **Starts to sob**
Julia: **Points and laughs at Raoul** Ha! You have a fat man sitting on your head!
Raoul: **Says something but is muffled by Watson's butt**
(Finally everyone is sitting in the living room with all the presents)
Raoul: **Worried** Where are the gifts from Santa?
Erik: You cannot possibly still think Santa is real, can you?
Julia, Raoul, and Watson: He's not?!
Sherlock: **Making a smooth cover up** Well, he is real, but he didn't have time to get here last night as there are many children who need him much more than us.
Those three: Oh.
Jessica: Anyway, let's open some presents.
Watson: Goody! Presents! Can I open mine first?
Everyone: whatever.
Watson: Goody! **Opens presents. Gets tickets to "Telletubbies on Stage," several Barney tee-shirts, a telletubbie sweater, and a "Barney meets the Telletubbies" video** Thank you everyone! I love you all!
Everyone: O_o
Raoul: My turn! **Opens presents. Gets a body bag, picture book, mirror, touch and feel book, several telletubbie shirts, a Barney doll, and a Barney live on stage movie** I love everything! I especially love my Barney doll! **Hugs doll**
Everyone: O_o
Christine: I suppose I'll open my presents. **Gets "Victoria's Secret" gift certificate** Raoul!? Why on Earth did you buy me this?
Raoul: I liked the pictures of angels in the store and I wanted you to be my angel.
Christine: If I weren't thoroughly disgusted that would be sweet. **Continues to open gifts and gets to Erik's stuff** Oh Erik! Thank you so much. You really do spoil me.
Erik: I know.
Christine: I love you Erik! **Raoul gives her a mean look** in that platonic kind of way.
Erik: **Under his breath** Rats.
Christine: **Continues to open presents and receives a whole bunch of girly stuff** I love the presents, I will be sure to use it all, well accept that toaster, but thanks anyway.
Stephanie: No problem. Now it's my turn. **Opens various presents like, matches, fireworks, and various other fire related propaganda** this is the best Christmas ever! **Hugs a firework**
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: I want to open mine. **Opens lots of books and a microscope** I love the microscope!
Sherlock: For some odd reason I knew you would.
Erik: I would like to open my presents now.
Christine: Oh! Open mine first.
Erik: Okay? **Opens box to reveal a baby pink mask** Oh. . . It's er, um, interesting.
Christine: I knew you would like it. Put it on!
Erik: I'll save it for a special occasion. **Opens other presents including a new rope, an opera CD, and various other musical things** Thanks. **Puts CD in a CD player and listens to it with his ear phones**
Julia: Me, me, me! **Tears open presents and gets all telletubbie stuff from everyone** I feel so telletubbie-ish! I thank all of you with all my heart. **Goes to put on telletubbie footy PJ's from Watson**
Sherlock: I already know what my presents are so I see no point in opening them.
Erik: Oh yea, what did you get?
Sherlock: Well, I have gotten 5 books, bunny pajamas from Watson which I will never wear, a rather unappealing yellow tie from Raoul, Christine bought me a bottle of cheap cologne, and Erik you bought me a violin case.
Watson: Good show Holmes.
Christine: Hey! It wasn't that cheap!
Sherlock: Whatever.
Erica: Finally, it's my turn. **Opens presents including POTO tickets, Plastic Erik mask, cape, other random Phantom stuff** AH! I love everything! I'll be right back **Goes into room and changes in Erik costume** I'm here the phantom of the opera!
Everyone: O_o
Erica: Fine I'll go take it off. **Goes into the other room and changes into normal clothes. **
(Later Stephanie, Christine, Erica, Julia, and Jessica are all trying to make dinner.)
Stephanie: So it says here that we need to bake the turkey at 400 degrees for three hours.
Julia: three hours?! Are you sure?
Stephanie: It says it right here.
Julia: It's smudged, it says bake it on 900 for three hours you stupid girl you.
Jessica: Are you sure?
Julia: Yea I am sure, if I wasn't sure would I say it?
Christine: Let's just get cooking Raoul gets cranky when he's hungry.
Erica: Why? Slight hunger never killed anyone.
Christine: Raoul starts whining and complaining and it is quite annoying.
Erica: Amen to that. Anyway, Steph you can do the corn, Jess you peal the potatoes, Christine you can do something with the turkey, Julia you can um, well, maybe you can, um, I think you could help Christine, and I'll do something that involves not cooking.
Jessica: Why do I have to peal potatoes? The blade scares me.
Girls: O_o
Jessica: Fine I'll go **Goes off to peal potatoes**
Christine: **From the other side of the kitchen** this oven doesn't go up to 900 degrees.
Julia: Then we can make it on 450 for six hours instead of three.
Erica: That means we won't be eating until seven o'clock.
Julia: Yup. I know. C'mon Christine, we'll finish the turkey.
Jessica: OW!
(They all run over)
Stephanie: What'd ya' do Jess?
Jessica: **Holding up a bloody finger** I cut myself with the potato peeler.
Julia: You stupid girl you! **Goes and gets a few band-aids** Here you go you wimp.
Jessica: **Puts on the band-aids and then goes back to peeling**
Erica: Any who, I'll go see how the guys are doing.
(Meanwhile in the other room,)
Sherlock: Ha! Look at them go!
Erik: This is hysterical!
Erica: **Walks in the room to see Watson and Raoul beating each other up over a Barney doll** Okay, who's idea was it to make them fight over that?
Sherlock: **Obviously lying** I have no idea, they just started fighting.
Erica: Stop lying, who's idea was it? **Before they get a chance to answer the fire alarm goes off** Oh man! **Runs into the kitchen and sees Stephanie's corn burning** How did you manage to do that?
Stephanie: **Smirking** that's for me to know and you to never find out.
Erica: Ugh! This is a disaster!
(Six hours later when they're about to take the turkey out of the oven)
Christine: Well at least we know the turkey isn't ruined. **Pulls out the little black shriveled thing that was once a turkey** I suppose I spoke too soon.
Stephanie: **Mocking** I suppose you did.
Julia: Can we all say "Burger King?"
Jessica: More like Boston Market.
Julia: Yucky chicken!
Erica: Chickens?! Where?!
Everyone: O_o
Erik: **Runs in from the other room** I smell fire, what's going on? **Sees mutilated turkey** I suppose I should warn the fops and Sherlock that we will not be eating in tonight. **Walks into the other room**
Raoul: WHAT?! THE FOOD ISN'T DONE YET? THAT'S TERRIBLE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO STARVE!
Sherlock: We will not starve and it will only take us five minutes to get to the nearest restaurant, not even five minutes.
Erik: Since it is the holiday we should spend a little extra for food.
(Twenty minutes later everyone is sitting in a fancy restaurant in fancy clothes waiting to be served.)
Raoul: **Whining** I'm hungry! I want food! Christine where's Pengy?
Julia: Shut up!
Christine: **Hands him Pengy** There you go Raoul dear.
Everyone: O_o
(The waiter brings the food and Raoul manages to smash his face into it and devoir all of it in seven minutes flat)
Raoul: **Big Belch**
Christine: **Sternly** what do you say?
Raoul: 'Scuse me!
Stephanie: This sucks, I hate fancy food. Fancy food is nasty.
Jessica: Suck it up and eat.
Stephanie: You sound like my mother.
Jessica: Shut up.
Sherlock: I, for one, like the restaurant.
Stephanie: **Being smart-allecky** it's your obligation to like whatever she picks.
Sherlock: What do you mean by that?
Stephanie: **Shaking her head** Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Watson: I just thought I should say God bless us, everyone!
THE END! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Raoul: We wish you a foppy Christmas, we wish you a foppy Christ-
Erik: **Strangles him to death** Well, Erica did say I could kill him after Christmas. Happy holidays everyone!
THIS TIME IT'S SERIOUSLY THE END!
Disclaimer - I don't own POTO or Sherlock Holmes characters because if I did then I would be a smelly old dead man! Anyway, R&R and enjoy! To answer a few questions I have no idea if there are really Faust CD's and secondly the Italian words mean "You *bad word for **wiener**" Anyway, go on and read. Oh, by the way, I do not own any fast food conglomerate either.
Raoul: **Wakes up at five in the morning and runs into Stephanie's room** Hurry! Get up! Venice is sinking!
Stephanie: **Pulls pillow over her face** No it's not! Go away fop!
Raoul: C'mon! You know you want to get up **Pokes her**
Stephanie: **Jumps up and lights a match** Touch me again and I swear to God I'll burn you!
Raoul: O_o **Backs out of the room slowly and then goes into Jessica's room** Wake up **Grins evilly with an evil scheme** It's Sherlock. I love you!
Jessica: **Sits up abruptly** what huh? What's going on? **Looks around to see fop** Hey! You're not Sherlock! Get out of here!
Fop: Nice PJ's **referring to the tank top and flannel pants**
Jessica: **Screaming** GET OUT OR I'LL KILL YOU! IT'S FIVE IN THE FREAKIN' MORNING! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? DON'T YOU HAVE A LITTLE COMMON DECENCY AND CAN YOU REFRAIN FROM MAKING RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT MY PAJAMAS?!
Sherlock: **Runs in the room in his shorts with no shirt** what the devil going? I heard screaming. **Notices the fop** oh, I see why you were screaming. Remove yourself from the room fop.
Raoul: **Giggling** Nice PJ's. **Leaves the room before Sherlock can say anything to go into Julia's room** Wakie wakie, eggs and bakie!
Julia: **Groggily** is that you Santa?
Raoul: **Starts to jump on the bed** nope, it's Raoul! Let's go wake everyone up!
Julia: Okay! I love annoying people early in the morning. **They both go to wake up Erik**
Both: Merry Christmas Erik!
Erik: **Sits up in bed not realizing what's going on and throws Punjab lassos at them** What's the meaning of this?
Julia: O_o
Raoul: I'm choking! Help me Erik!
Erik: I can see that, and no I will not help you. But you can help me.
Raoul: How?
Erik: Lift your feet off the ground.
Raoul: **Is about to do it** Hey, wait! That would hurt; I don't think I want to do it.
Erik: Ugh. **Gets up out of bed with only muscle shirt and boxers on**
Julia: Wow, you have lots of muscles.
Erik: **Sarcastically** you don't say. Anyway, this will be an extra Christmas present; I'll let you two live to see another day.
Julia: Yay! This is my favorite gift! **Eyes water** I feel so honored you wanted to give it to me!
Erik: O_o. You two idiots can now go wakeup someone else as I am obviously awake.
Julia: Let's go Raoul. **They skip into Christine's room**
Raoul: **Faking an English accent while jumping on the bed** Wake up love!
Christine: **Panicky** what is it? Do you need Pengy?
Raoul: Nope 'cause it's Christmas!
Christine: You woke me up to tell me that?
Raoul: Yup, that's about right.
Christine: O_o. You two better get out of here in 5, 4, 3, 2 . . . ** they leave very quickly to annoy Erica**
Julia: Hey Erica, Erik's outside the door with only his boxers on!
Erica: **Jumps up out of bed and rushes to look out the door** you lied! He's not there! I'll kill you fop! **Attacks the fop and then hits him on the head with a shoe**
Raoul: **Takes shoe** Oh! It fits! Thank you for the present!
Erica: Gimme that! **Snatches back the shoe and shoos them out into the hallway**
Raoul: The last one to wake up is Watson!
Julia: I have an idea!
Raoul: What?!
Julia: **Yells really loud** WATSON! TELLETUBBIES ARE ON!
Watson: **Runs out into the hall with telletubbie footy pajamas** they are?! Is it six o'clock already?!
Raoul: Nope! I just wanted to wake you up to go open presents!
Watson: **Jumps on fop and sits on his head** you woke me up before telletubbies and then lied? I feel so unloved **Starts to sob**
Julia: **Points and laughs at Raoul** Ha! You have a fat man sitting on your head!
Raoul: **Says something but is muffled by Watson's butt**
(Finally everyone is sitting in the living room with all the presents)
Raoul: **Worried** Where are the gifts from Santa?
Erik: You cannot possibly still think Santa is real, can you?
Julia, Raoul, and Watson: He's not?!
Sherlock: **Making a smooth cover up** Well, he is real, but he didn't have time to get here last night as there are many children who need him much more than us.
Those three: Oh.
Jessica: Anyway, let's open some presents.
Watson: Goody! Presents! Can I open mine first?
Everyone: whatever.
Watson: Goody! **Opens presents. Gets tickets to "Telletubbies on Stage," several Barney tee-shirts, a telletubbie sweater, and a "Barney meets the Telletubbies" video** Thank you everyone! I love you all!
Everyone: O_o
Raoul: My turn! **Opens presents. Gets a body bag, picture book, mirror, touch and feel book, several telletubbie shirts, a Barney doll, and a Barney live on stage movie** I love everything! I especially love my Barney doll! **Hugs doll**
Everyone: O_o
Christine: I suppose I'll open my presents. **Gets "Victoria's Secret" gift certificate** Raoul!? Why on Earth did you buy me this?
Raoul: I liked the pictures of angels in the store and I wanted you to be my angel.
Christine: If I weren't thoroughly disgusted that would be sweet. **Continues to open gifts and gets to Erik's stuff** Oh Erik! Thank you so much. You really do spoil me.
Erik: I know.
Christine: I love you Erik! **Raoul gives her a mean look** in that platonic kind of way.
Erik: **Under his breath** Rats.
Christine: **Continues to open presents and receives a whole bunch of girly stuff** I love the presents, I will be sure to use it all, well accept that toaster, but thanks anyway.
Stephanie: No problem. Now it's my turn. **Opens various presents like, matches, fireworks, and various other fire related propaganda** this is the best Christmas ever! **Hugs a firework**
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: I want to open mine. **Opens lots of books and a microscope** I love the microscope!
Sherlock: For some odd reason I knew you would.
Erik: I would like to open my presents now.
Christine: Oh! Open mine first.
Erik: Okay? **Opens box to reveal a baby pink mask** Oh. . . It's er, um, interesting.
Christine: I knew you would like it. Put it on!
Erik: I'll save it for a special occasion. **Opens other presents including a new rope, an opera CD, and various other musical things** Thanks. **Puts CD in a CD player and listens to it with his ear phones**
Julia: Me, me, me! **Tears open presents and gets all telletubbie stuff from everyone** I feel so telletubbie-ish! I thank all of you with all my heart. **Goes to put on telletubbie footy PJ's from Watson**
Sherlock: I already know what my presents are so I see no point in opening them.
Erik: Oh yea, what did you get?
Sherlock: Well, I have gotten 5 books, bunny pajamas from Watson which I will never wear, a rather unappealing yellow tie from Raoul, Christine bought me a bottle of cheap cologne, and Erik you bought me a violin case.
Watson: Good show Holmes.
Christine: Hey! It wasn't that cheap!
Sherlock: Whatever.
Erica: Finally, it's my turn. **Opens presents including POTO tickets, Plastic Erik mask, cape, other random Phantom stuff** AH! I love everything! I'll be right back **Goes into room and changes in Erik costume** I'm here the phantom of the opera!
Everyone: O_o
Erica: Fine I'll go take it off. **Goes into the other room and changes into normal clothes. **
(Later Stephanie, Christine, Erica, Julia, and Jessica are all trying to make dinner.)
Stephanie: So it says here that we need to bake the turkey at 400 degrees for three hours.
Julia: three hours?! Are you sure?
Stephanie: It says it right here.
Julia: It's smudged, it says bake it on 900 for three hours you stupid girl you.
Jessica: Are you sure?
Julia: Yea I am sure, if I wasn't sure would I say it?
Christine: Let's just get cooking Raoul gets cranky when he's hungry.
Erica: Why? Slight hunger never killed anyone.
Christine: Raoul starts whining and complaining and it is quite annoying.
Erica: Amen to that. Anyway, Steph you can do the corn, Jess you peal the potatoes, Christine you can do something with the turkey, Julia you can um, well, maybe you can, um, I think you could help Christine, and I'll do something that involves not cooking.
Jessica: Why do I have to peal potatoes? The blade scares me.
Girls: O_o
Jessica: Fine I'll go **Goes off to peal potatoes**
Christine: **From the other side of the kitchen** this oven doesn't go up to 900 degrees.
Julia: Then we can make it on 450 for six hours instead of three.
Erica: That means we won't be eating until seven o'clock.
Julia: Yup. I know. C'mon Christine, we'll finish the turkey.
Jessica: OW!
(They all run over)
Stephanie: What'd ya' do Jess?
Jessica: **Holding up a bloody finger** I cut myself with the potato peeler.
Julia: You stupid girl you! **Goes and gets a few band-aids** Here you go you wimp.
Jessica: **Puts on the band-aids and then goes back to peeling**
Erica: Any who, I'll go see how the guys are doing.
(Meanwhile in the other room,)
Sherlock: Ha! Look at them go!
Erik: This is hysterical!
Erica: **Walks in the room to see Watson and Raoul beating each other up over a Barney doll** Okay, who's idea was it to make them fight over that?
Sherlock: **Obviously lying** I have no idea, they just started fighting.
Erica: Stop lying, who's idea was it? **Before they get a chance to answer the fire alarm goes off** Oh man! **Runs into the kitchen and sees Stephanie's corn burning** How did you manage to do that?
Stephanie: **Smirking** that's for me to know and you to never find out.
Erica: Ugh! This is a disaster!
(Six hours later when they're about to take the turkey out of the oven)
Christine: Well at least we know the turkey isn't ruined. **Pulls out the little black shriveled thing that was once a turkey** I suppose I spoke too soon.
Stephanie: **Mocking** I suppose you did.
Julia: Can we all say "Burger King?"
Jessica: More like Boston Market.
Julia: Yucky chicken!
Erica: Chickens?! Where?!
Everyone: O_o
Erik: **Runs in from the other room** I smell fire, what's going on? **Sees mutilated turkey** I suppose I should warn the fops and Sherlock that we will not be eating in tonight. **Walks into the other room**
Raoul: WHAT?! THE FOOD ISN'T DONE YET? THAT'S TERRIBLE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO STARVE!
Sherlock: We will not starve and it will only take us five minutes to get to the nearest restaurant, not even five minutes.
Erik: Since it is the holiday we should spend a little extra for food.
(Twenty minutes later everyone is sitting in a fancy restaurant in fancy clothes waiting to be served.)
Raoul: **Whining** I'm hungry! I want food! Christine where's Pengy?
Julia: Shut up!
Christine: **Hands him Pengy** There you go Raoul dear.
Everyone: O_o
(The waiter brings the food and Raoul manages to smash his face into it and devoir all of it in seven minutes flat)
Raoul: **Big Belch**
Christine: **Sternly** what do you say?
Raoul: 'Scuse me!
Stephanie: This sucks, I hate fancy food. Fancy food is nasty.
Jessica: Suck it up and eat.
Stephanie: You sound like my mother.
Jessica: Shut up.
Sherlock: I, for one, like the restaurant.
Stephanie: **Being smart-allecky** it's your obligation to like whatever she picks.
Sherlock: What do you mean by that?
Stephanie: **Shaking her head** Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Watson: I just thought I should say God bless us, everyone!
THE END! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Raoul: We wish you a foppy Christmas, we wish you a foppy Christ-
Erik: **Strangles him to death** Well, Erica did say I could kill him after Christmas. Happy holidays everyone!
THIS TIME IT'S SERIOUSLY THE END!