Vee: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Hunter: Darius, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Darius: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Hunter: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Gus.
Amity: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
Amira: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Amity: Even better!
Amira: What the fuck did you-
Amity: *Holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Luz: *Speaking Spanish*
Edric : I know, I know.
Amira: You speak Spanish?
Edric : No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Luz speaks.
Willow: So, Hunter is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Camila: Why?
Willow: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Hunter, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
Edric : Okay, let's apologize on the count of three.
Edric : One, two, three.
Amity:
Edric :
Edric : See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us
Edric : You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
Edric ; Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
Eda: Raine is playing hard to get.
Eda: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.*
A/N: Right after their memory was wiped, in case you were curious.
Raine: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
*Squad talking about Hogwarts Houses*
Raine, wearing an eagle cap: I think Eda should be Griffyndor.
Hunter, wearing a lion cap: *Yeets another lion hat onto Eda*
Eda: See, they make statements like these, and you think THEY are a Ravenclaw!
Gus, wearing a yellow scarf: Why is that, Raine?
Raine: Because she's my hero.
Eda, between claps: We. Get. It. You're. A-dor-a-ble
Eda: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Hunter, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!
Edric , Amira & Hunter: *Screaming*
Eda: *Runs into the room* What's wrong, Hunter?!
Edric : Wait, why are you asking Hunter that when Amira and I are also here?
Eda: Because Hunter wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Camila: Good morning!
Luz: Is it? Is it really?
Edric : What, you wanted me to say no?
Edric : How can you say no to that face?
Edric : Look. *Holds Gus in front of them*
Edric : Try saying no to that face.
Gus: :)
Amira, genuinely trying: …
Edric : That's what I thought.
Edric: If there's gonna be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Amira: Of course, I can't flip this table on my own.
Luz: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Eda: ...what happened?
Luz: I made a VERY bad mistake.
Vee: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Masha: Oh, you've been?
Vee: Once. In Monopoly.
Edric: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Amity: Edric, it's four in the morning
Kikimora: What are your three best qualities?
Scout: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
Graye: How are you today?
Terra: Please don't make me think about my life.
Darius: What scares you the most?
Everyone else:
Everyone, simultaneously: Terra on caffeine.
Darius: And Terra..?
Terra: … Me on caffeine?
Terra: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
Graye: I have never been more scared in my life.
Graye: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Scout, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Scout: Here you go, Graye, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Graye: It's cold.
Scout: A nice cup of coffee.
Graye: It's horrible!
Scout: Cup of coffee.
Graye: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Scout: C U P.