Scout 11: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Graye: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways?
Scout 11:
Scout 11: I'll go make my bed-
Steve: Are you ready to commit?
Scout 13: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Scout 40: Hey, what's your favourite colour?
Steve: Purple..?
Scout 40: LIES!
Steve: Scout 17 is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Hunter: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE!
Scout 2: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Scout 2: Not you Steve. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
Scout 13: Say something encouraging so that I don't murder Kiki.
Hunter: There are no books in prison.
Scout 13: Thanks.
Scout 24: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Steve: Mind your language!
Scout 24: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"?
Steve:
Scout 24: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Scout 13: Hunter, Steve isn't coming out of his room.
Hunter, distracted: Tell him I said something.
Scout 13: Like what?
Hunter: Anything factually incorrect.
Scout 13: Okay. *Leaves*
Steve: *Runs into the room* I'm sorry, did you just say the SUN is a PLANET?
Steve: So, Scout 11, do you have a crush on anyone?
Scout 11: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
Scout 2: Just think about this! I'm your hottest friend.
Scout 2: No, that's Hunter… I'm your nicest friend.
Scout 2: No, that's Steve. I'm your... friend!
Steve: Why are you on the floor?
Hunter: I'm depressed.
Steve:
Hunter: I was also stabbed, can you get Scout 13 please.
Scout 17: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Steve: ...
Scout 17: Oh, right. The lying.
Scout 13: I'm going to hell.
Hunter: Probably.
Scout 13: I'll pick you up?
Hunter: *Nodding* Carpool.
Steve: Are you having another depressive episode?
Hunter: A depressive episode?
Hunter: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Stranger: What's your name?
Steve, whispering: Can I tell them my real name?
Scout 13: No!
Steve: I'm… Mapline Foreststar.
Scout 13, whispering to theirself: The ONE TIME he gets my last name right…
Steve: I am strong! I beat Scout 11 at arm wrestling!
Hunter: Anyone can beat Scout at arm wrestling!
Scout 11: Hey-
Scout 40, to Hunter: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
Hunter: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item in building walls.
Hunter: Repeatedly.
Scout 40, tearing up: That was beautiful.
Scout 2: We lost Hunter. Can you track him?
Steve: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something?
Scout 2: Well, do you?
Steve: Yeah, hold on.
Scout 24: Are you mad?
Hunter: No.
Scout 24: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Hunter: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Scout 11: *Raises hand*
Steve: *Lowers Scout 11's hand*
Steve: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Scout 17: Forty exclamation marks in a row, and it's pronounced like a person screaming.