Steve: *Standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Scout 24: *Standing on the roof* Bless you.
Steve: Titan?!
Steve: If we lose, you're out of the will.
Scout 13: I was in the will?
Scout 17: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
Kikimora: Can you try seeing things from my perspective?
Scout 17: *Crouches down*
Scout 40: *Gets onto his knees*
Kikimora: I hope you both get hit by a car.
Kikimora: If there are sides and Hunter is on one... Then I am most definitely on the other.
Scout 17: Scout 2, we're sorry.
Scout 2: I'm starting to think 'Scout 2, we're sorry' is my actual name. Because of how often you all say it to me.
Scout 13: Guys where did Scout 17 go?
Hunter: They got arrested.
Scout 13: How the hell-
Scout 17: *Bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Scout 17: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Scout 40: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Scout 17: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Scout 40: Somehow that's worse.
Scout 11: Why aren't you sleeping?
Scout 12: I'm to busy plotting your murder to sleep, Scout 11.
Scout 11:
Scout 12: ...The nightmares.
Scout 11: *Wrapping their arms around Scout 12* Awwww, sweetie-
Graye: *Asleep on the couch*
Scout 17, slowly entering the room holding cymbals, poised to slam them together at any moment: And you're sure Kiki said this was okay?
Hunter: Trust me, it's what they want.
Scout 11: I accidentally ate Graye's Nutella. How long do you think I have left?
Steve, seeing Graye stalking towards them: Ten.
Scout 11: Ten what?!
Graye: Nine...
Scout 17: I'm very scary.
Steve: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Scout 17: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Steve: And small.
Scout 17:
Scout 17: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Scout 13: When was the last time you had water?
Hunter: Caffeine has water in it so I'm fine.
Scout 24: How long do you think it'll take?
Scout 2: I don't know, three or four.
Scout 24: Three or four what?
Scout 2:
Scout 24: Days? Weeks? Months?
Scout 2: Yeah, maybe five.
Scout 24:
Scout 2:
Scout 24: Five WHATS?!
Sout 40: There's no way they like me back.
Steve: Scout 17 would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Scout 40: Scout 17 would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.
Scout 12: Hey Steve?
Steve: Yeah?
Scout 12: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Steve:
Steve: ...What.
Graye: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Scout 41: It's kind of complicated, but Scout 11-
Graye: Got it. Forget I asked.
Scout 11: Why's it called an oven when you put in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Steve: ...What?
Scout 17: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by a spontaneous musical number.
Scout 24: Why is the statue smirking at me?
Scout 2: It isn't smirking at anyone, you're all just imagining it.
Scout 24: Three of us saw it, Scout 2. How do you explain that?
Scout 2: *Points at Hunter* Sleep deprivation. *Points at Scout 13* Paranoia. *Points at Scout 24* Delusional personality disorder.
Scout 11: I've connected the two dots.
Scout 13: You didn't connect shit.
Scout 11: I've connected them.
Scout 2: What? I'm not aggressive!
Scout 11: Last Tuesday, you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Scout 2: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
Scout 17: What's wrong with you?
Scout 24: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Scout 24: I know you love them.
Scout 40: I am not in love with Scout 17!
Scout 24, staring at Scout 11: I never said who...
Scout 40: *Realizes*
Scout 40: Shit. Well, anyways-
*Playing twister*
Scout 13: Right hand red.
Scout 40: *Ends up on top of Scout 17*
Scout 17: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Scout 13: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Scout 2: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Scout 40: How so?
Scout 2: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours