Scout 13: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Scout 2, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Steve, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Scout 2: Coming right up.
Scout 40: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Eber told me "Oh be careful." As if I didn't already fall all the way down.
Scout 11: I told Scout 13 that their ears turn red when they lie.
Hunter: Do they?
Scout 11: No.
Hunter: Then why did you tell them that?
Scout 11: Because I can do this.
Scout 11: Hey Scout 13! Do you love us?
Scout 13, with their hands over their ears: No.
Scout 2, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.
Scout 11: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Scout 40: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
Scout 24: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Scout 2: wHat?
Scout 24: I want to be on ScreamStream Unsolved.
Scout 2: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Scout 13 and Steve: Would never stab anyone.
Scout 2: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Scout 12 and Scout 11: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Scout 24 and Hunter: Would stab without warning.
Scout 17 and Scout 40: Would stab as a warning.
Scout 11: Are you tall enough to play grugby though?
Hunter: Are you calling me short?
Scout 11: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Hunter: If I run at Scout 13 there is a 100% chance they will catch me.
Scout 2: Prove it.
Hunter: Scout 13! INCOMING!
Scout 13: NO WAIT I'M HOLDING TEA-
*Hunter runs/jumps and Scout 13 catches him, spilling hot tea on their foot.*
Hunter: Oh
Scout 11: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Scout 24, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Scout 11, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES?
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Steve: Dammit.
Scout 13: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Scout 11: Oh my god, HUNTER FELL OFF!
Scout 13: Bad news, Scout 40 locked the keys inside the house.
Scout 13: Good news, we don't need to wait for a locksmith.
Scout 13: Bad news, everyone finds it concerning that I know how to pick locks.
Scout 13: And now everyone's trying to unlock my "tragic backstory".
Scout 13: I was too embarrassed to admit I learned because I thought it would impress people.
Scout 13: Good news, I think it worked.
Scout 2: What the heck, Scout 13?
Scout 2: Alright, then what would you do after you stay up all night?
Scout 24: Take some cocaine.
Scout 2: What?
Scout 24: You know, coffee, tea, coca-cola…
Scout 2:
Scout 24:
Scout 24: That isn't what it's called, is it.
Hunter: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Luz: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library
Scout 13: Being cute is really hard because even when you're angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say 'aw you're so cute when you're angry like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.
Luz: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Luz: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Hunter: All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Hunter: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
Steve: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.
Steve: *Gets a text* Oh! It's Hunter!
Scout 17, excitedly: Did he get me the stuff?
Steve: Yeah, he said he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Scout 17: Wow! Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Steve: You wanted fake blood?
Scout 17:
Steve: I'll go call Hunter.
Steve: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Scout 13: We have three actually-
Hunter: Pick your favorite.
Steve: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Hunter: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Steve: Th-that's not how that works-
King: You people don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Hunter, not looking up from his book: Spear.
King: BLOCKED.
King: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Hunter: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
Hunter: King, what are you doing?
King: *Shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Hunter: You could always take it out and count it.
King: Where's the fun in that?
Hunter: I'm telling you, my team is competent.
Scout 13, rushing in: Hunter! Scout 24 tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
Scout 40 to Scout 12: Me? I'm the bee's knees, but, you? You're just...
Scout 17: Cockroach ankles!
Scout 40: Exactly- wait, what?
Scout 24: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Scout 2: ...We're on the ground floor.
Scout 24: I know but I want a dramatic exit.