Scout 40, texting Scout 24: *Sends a voice message*

Scout 24, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Scout 40: No, don't worry, just listen later.

*Later*

Scout 24: *Presses play*

Scout 40's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-


Scout 13: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Scout 11.

Scout 13: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Scout 13: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Scout 11: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Scout 13: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Scout 11: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Scout 13: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.


Raine: Is there a word for angry and sad?

Scout 13, pulling up a dictionary: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Eber: Smad.

Darius: There are two types of people.


Raine, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Scout 2: Hey.

Terra: Hi.

Scout 40: Hello.

Scout 24: Hey!

Raine: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Scout 13: We were out of Doritos.


Scout 17: Hey, do you know anyone that can teach me to play the trumpet?

Scout 2: Why?

Scout 17: I wanna wander around and annoy people with it.

Scout 2: Technically you wouldn't need to know how to play a trumpet to do that.

Scout 17: You have opened my eyes, Scout 2.

Scout 2: Oh no.


*Something crashes*

Scout 17: Shoot-

Darius: *Running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

Scout 40: *Walking by the room calmly* What died?


Scout 11, pouring water into the ocean: The ocean is thirsty.

Scout 17:


Scout 13: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Hunter: Scout 13, NO!


Scout 11: Everything's fine, Scout 13.

Scout 13: Scout 11, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *Deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.


Scout 12: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Scout 2: Neither.

Scout 2: Because it's twelve.


*Lights start flickering*

*Insert ghost things here*

Hunter: Oh, for the love of-

Hunter: Who gave Scout 13 COFFEE?

Steve: I thought you were joking!

Scout 13: I cAn SeE sOuNdS!


Scout 12: What's it like being tall?

Scout 12: Is it nice?

Scout 12: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Scout 13: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Hunter: It was one time!


Scout 17: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Scout 2'*

Scout 12: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*


Scout 17: I am in charge of this disaster!

Scout 40: I have a name, you know.


Computer: Please enter a password.

Scout 17: *Types in Scout 40*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Scout 17: You wanna saY THAT AGAIN-


Scout 17: Scout 40, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Scout 40, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky


Eda, talking about Hunter: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

King: Are we stealing them?

Luz : New or used?

Eda: Wonderful responses, both of you.


Eda: Why do you stay up so late?

Hunter: There is no sleep for the wicked.

Eda:

King, walking past them: Cat videos.


Eda: Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?

Hunter, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Eda:

Eda: fsh


Hunter: I don't know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it's clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.