Scout 2: Love is a weakness. An evolutionary mistake.
Scout 12: You're literally making Valentine's cards for everyone.
Scout 2:
Scout 2: *Points her glue gun at Scout 12* You're on thin ice.

Scout 11: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Scout 2: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Scout 12: Don't you hate yourself?
Scout 2: This is about you. Stay focused.

Scout 2: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

Scout 2: *Finds a note* Hmm, what's this?
Scout 11: Hey, that's mine! *Tries to grab it*
Scout 2: Aww, it's a love note for Scout 12?
Scout 11: No-
Scout 2: *Opens it*
Scout 2:
Scout 11:
Scout 2: I can't read this.

Scout 2: Scout 12, gather the others. We need to have another Scout 11-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention

Hunter: Did you bring Scout 11?
Steve, gesturing to Scout 12: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Hunter: Scout 12? The next best thing would be Scout 2.
Scout 12: I would be offended, but Scout 2 is freakishly strong.

Scout 12 & Hunter: *Accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Scout 12: We need an adult!
Hunter: Scout 12, you are an adult!
Scout 12: We need an adultier adult! Get Scout 11!

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Scout 12: Thanks fam!
Scout 11: Oh no.
Scout 24: *Cries* I love you too!
Hunter: Sounds fake but okay.
Steve: *A flustered mess*
Scout 2: Can I get a refund?

Scout 2: ARE YOU-
Scout 24: Fucking
Scout 2: KIDDING ME THIS IS-
Scout 24: Bullshit.
Scout 11: What's going on?
Scout 24: Steve took away Scout 2's swearing privileges so I'm helping her out.

Hunter: So you just woke up this morning and decided to be straight up aggressive instead of the usual passive aggressive?
Scout 24: I'm not being aggressive?
Scout 12: Hey, don't fight in front of the sludge.

Scout 13 & Steve: *Playing video games*
Scout 2: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Scout 13: *Silence*
Steve:*Silence*
Scout 2, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Scout 13 & Steve in shame: Yeah...

Eda: Scout 13 is having a midlife crisis, and Hunter is just having a crisis.

Raine, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away

Graye: *Gently taps table*
Kikimora: *Taps back*
Steve: What are they doing?
Hunter: Morse code.
Kikimora: *Aggressively taps table*
Graye: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Raine: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Darius: I will politely decline.

Edric: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Raine: They do.
Luz: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Gus: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Hunter: Theft.
Eda: Disturbing the peace.
Scout 2: Aggravated assault.
Amity: Arson.
Luz: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Kikimora: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Scout 11 will and will not eat.
Steve: Grass? Yes!
Kikimora: Moss? Yes!
Steve: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Kikimora: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Steve: Worms? Sometimes!
Kikimora: Rocks? Usually nah.
Steve: Twigs? Usually!
Kikimora: Scout 12's cooking? Inconclusive!
Hunter: How did you… test this?
Steve: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
Hunter: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Scout 2: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Scout 2: Isn't a bit dangerous?
Scout 11: Scout 2, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Scout 2: ...
Scout 11: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Scout 2: ...
Scout 11: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Edric: When's the last time you slept?
Amity: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Edric: A few- how many?!
Amity: Uh... *Starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Edric: What you need is sleep!

Scout 13: *Staring at Scout 24*
Scout 2: What are you doing?
Scout 13: They've just been laying there. Not moving. For hours.
Scout 2: That's called sleeping…
Scout 13: What's sleeping?
Luz, who just walked into the room: *Concerned noises*