Scout 17: I thought we were friends.
Scout 17: I thought you cared about me. I thought we could get through anything together.
Scout 17: But THIS?
Scout 17: This is just cruel.
Scout 17: How could you do this to me?
Scout 17: I thought we were… family…
Scout 40:
Scout 40: Scout 17, just eat your vegetables.

Scout 40: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Scout 11: Plane tickets?
Scout 12: Concert tickets?
Steve: Therapy?
Scout 40, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Steve: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake?
Steve & Scout 13: One, two, three-
Steve & Scout 13: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Scout 40: Our turn, Hunter! One, two, three-
Scout 40: Vanilla!
Hunter: I've never had cake before. What is cake?

Scout 40: You're smiling. Did something happen?
Scout 2: Can't I smile because I want to?
Scout 13: Scout 24 tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Scout 2, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.

Scout 12: *Eating a cinnamon Roll*

Scout 2: Cannabalism.

Scout 12: *Confused chewing noises.*

Luz: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Hunter: Those are wanted posters!

Scout 24: Today, we'll be doing a contest to see who can do the best impression of Scout 2.
Scout 24: They will be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair.
Scout 24: Let the contest begin!
Scout 13, monotone: I live with idiots.
Darius: …
Terra: What are we doing?
Scout 11: *High pitched noise*
Scout 24: That's your Scout 2 impression?
Scout 11: I can imagine her doing it.
*Later*
Scout 2: What are you all doing?
Scout 24: We found a cat. *Shows her*
Scout 2: *High pitched noise*
Everyone:
Scout 11: I KNEW IT!

Scout 24: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

Scout 40: You played me!
Terra: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Graye: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Terra: *Looks down at her watch*
Terra: Now, how do you know that?

Scout 2: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Steve: It was Scout 24.
Scout 12: It was Scout 24.
Hunter: Scout 24 broke it.
Scout 24:
Scout 24: ...yOU PROMISED-

Terra: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Hunter: Oh, we've had worse.

Hunter: Life could be worse, Scout 13.
Scout 13: Life could be a lot better too!

Scout 17: Scout 2!
Scout 2: Shh, Raine is sleeping.
Scout 17, whispering: Oh, okay.
Scout 2: So what did you want to tell me?
Scout 17: The house is on fire.

Raine: Scout 17 just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Scout 24: I dare you-
Hunter: Scout 13 is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Scout 24: Why not?
Scout 13: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Scout 12: I trust Scout 40.
Scout 2: You think she knows what they're doing?
Scout 12: I wouldn't go that far.

Scout 40: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

Eda, flying: So how was your day?
Luz: We almost got surprise adopted!
Eda: What?
Hunter: We almost got kidnapped.
Eda: Oh, okay.
Eda: *Slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Scout 17, trying to reach something: Scout 40, could you give me a hand?
Scout 40: Sure!
Scout 40: *Holds his hand*
Scout 17, blushing: Adorable, but that's not what I meant.

Scout 11, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Scout 2: Tea.
Scout 11: Wrong. It's coffee.

Scout 2: *Sigh.*

Scout 2: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Scout 17: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Scout 2: You're drinking orange juice.