*Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognise, those brilliant ideas came from the very smart and rich miss J.K. Rowling. And like I said before, my fic may offend some people with the swearing and downright naughtiness (which will come later I promise) but you have been warned. If you don't like it, don't read it*

Chapter 2: Girls: who needs them?

~James' P.O.V.~

"Jeez that's 1 feisty redhead," I said, mostly to myself as rage towards that foul-mouthed woman built up within the pit of my stomach.

"I swear Prongs, you are just like one of those bulls you see on FOX sports. You're attracted to the rich, red colour – in this case, Evans' hair, and all you want to do is inflict harm on it!" this comment from Remus prompted a round of chuckles from my 3 *ahem* friends.

 "Moony! How can you say that? You know that the hatred towards that..that…could you even call her a girl anymore? Well anyway, you all know that the hatred I feel towards that thing called Evans is purely inspired by its actions that have inflicted pain upon ME!!"

"Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down there Mr. I must have the largest vocabulary in Hogwarts. Are you trying to tell us that nothing YOU have done to Lily has caused OR (seeing the look of utter hatred on my face) helped to cause the fights that you two have?" asked my mate Sirius, not holding back the look of shock that he knew would push me over the edge.

"No. I totally believe, and if you were really my friends you would too, that Evans is the instigator in all of this. She's the girl after all. They're such troublemakers those chicks. I mean, they tease us and then don't give us anything when we play along! Hows that for mean!"

"Yeah that's so right James. I totally understand. I hate being pushed around by those girls too…" came the voice of my fourth best friend, Peter.

We all stopped and stared at Peter as he continued jibbering on about how much he hates Lily and her friends. It was so unlike Peter to speak out like that. He's not like us. He normally just tags along to all of our adventures, but doesn't really say much. I feel bad for the poor bloke sometimes, but pretty soon the feeling of annoyance crushes the feelings of pity. He's like ALWAYS around us. It really shits me sometimes. (A/N: had to put that in.. I really don't like Peter. Stupid little rat *shakes fist at screen*)

I snapped out of my little train of thought just in time to hear Wormtail saying, "That Evans slut deserves everything she gets." I gave the others a look that screamed 'Did anyone understand any of that?' and headed towards the train. Girls around us all of a sudden noticed that THE FAMOUS Marauders were walking past them and went weak at the knees. Pretty funny really. I never thought I'd be the sort of person the pretty girls swooned over. One of the girls I'd *ahem* had relations with last year came up and linked arms with me.

"Hi James. How are you? Ah good good" Caitlin rambled before I'd had a chance to reply "I was thinking about you a lot over the summer James. I was wondering if you would maybe like to pick up where we left off last year. I don't know if you'd remember or not but that day on the train back, I mean, wow. It was THE BEST time I've ever had. James what I'm trying to say is, well, would you like to be my boyfriend?"

"Oh Fuck off ya slag," Sirius laughed as I pushed her off my arm, "Jeez chicks these days are so clingy. What happened to the understanding we used to have with them? Fuck 'em and drop 'em I say. What do you think Jamesy?"

"Too right Padfoot." I agreed, "Girls. Who needs 'em? Not us!" Soon enough though my eyes had wandered and I was already looking down the blouse of one of the sixth year Ravenclaw girls. Michelle I think her name was. Oh well it doesn't really matter. The main thing is that by the time I approached her, I was so horny that I probably would have fucked the first Hippogriff that I saw, providing it was a pretty one mind you. We left the Marauders and went to find an empty carriage so we could *ahem* get to know each other a bit better.

Walking through the train, we could see that most of the carriages were beginning to fill up. I however knew one surefire way to obtain an empty carriage and from what I could hear, the carriage that I would soon be getting some in was coming up very quickly. As the loud voice got louder, I began un-doing the fly on my jeans. I ripped apart my shirt exposing the six-pack that I had worked so hard to create over the years and I shoved my hand down the flimsy skirt that Michelle was wearing. She began to moan loudly as I rubbed harder and harder. This was an action I found helped to convince my little hopeful that I wasn't just using her for a good fuck. It made the girl feel as though she was wanted too and it usually made my ride all the more, well, fulfilling. I backed into the carriage that seemed to be the source of the voice and moaned "Michelle, fuck me now. Give me the ride of my life."

"OUT!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!" screamed the voice, which, I will now reveal, belonged to none other than Lily Evans.

I turned around and winked at Lily who was sitting reading a book 'Quiddich Through The Ages' I believe it was. "Make Me," I groaned as she sighed loudly and got up "you're welcome to join us if you want Evans, right Shell?"

Lily stormed past us, pushing me as she left and muttered "slut" to Michelle before slamming the carriage door and sauntering down the hallway.

"Now, where were we?" I said, huskily, to a now very horny Michelle as she pushed me onto the seat of the carriage and straddled me. All that could now be heard from that carriage, as the train jolted to a start was the moans and groans of Michelle as I relieved the pain in my boxers for the first time this semester. As I slid inside my newest fuck buddy, I wondered just what it would have been like if Evans HAD decided to join us.

(A/N: ok there's chapter 2 sorry that it still isn't very good but like I said, I've never written anything before so yeah I think that's pretty good for my second go. Thank you to everyone who reviewed and a big sorry to the two readers who didn't like the last chapter, especially the lovely reviewer who told me to stop writing because I sucked so much. I'm not going to stop, but I will instead do my best to improve. But like I said, if you don't like the way I write, don't read. And to the other reviewer, I did warn everyone that there would be bad language in this fic, but I think I did tone it down a tid bit in this chapter. If all you out there in the World Wide Web don't like the swearing, I will do my best to keep it to a minimum but it's up to you guys, just let me know when you review. And I know it was a bit mean of me doing the whole I wont update till I get 5 reviews, so instead I'm saying, I wont update till my good friend pencil gal updates the next chapter of her l/j fic, "unknown". There you have it, so anyone who actually likes my story and wishes me to update, its in the hands of pencil gal. Feel free to review her story, begging her to update coz u all love me so much hehe. Until next time my readers, adios, ~Anna Animagi~)