*Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognise, those brilliant ideas came from the very smart and rich miss J.K. Rowling. And like I said before, my fic may offend some people with the swearing and downright naughtiness (which will come later I promise) but you have been warned. If you don't like it, don't read it*
Chapter 3: Payback..big time
~Lily's P.O.V.~
'Argh, I can't believe that Potter asshole! How dare he come in and kick me out of the 1 empty carriage that I could find! Especially just to fuck that stupid slut Michelle. Where are Kat, Tash and Liss?' I thought to myself. Before settling down in my carriage, I'd looked everywhere for Tash but I couldn't find her anywhere. I knew that Kat was probably off somewhere with Sirius, she was determined to hook up with him this year and that girl never wastes any time, and with Liss, well, despite the fact that we all complain about Potter and his approach to the opposite sex, Liss is a lot like Potter in many ways. For one thing she's as horny as hell so I suspected that she was off with her newest *ahem* friend teaching them a thing or two about the female anatomy and as for Tash, although I was curious to know where she was and why she wasn't with us for once, it was a nice change to have her not tagging along for once.
I walked down to the very back end of the carriage and found an empty carriage and went inside. 'Why couldn't Potter have used this one instead of the one I was in? Stupid git. I hope the train jolts as that slut goes down on him and she accidentally bites his dick off.' I chuckled to myself. 'hehe i'm so funny sometimes' I smiled to myself 'if only one of the girls was here with me to share the moment. Oh well' I sighed.
I took out my book again and tried to lose myself in the world of Quiddich but it didn't seem like that would work. I was too distracted by Potter. I mean, don't get me wrong, i'm not saying that they were good thoughts of him in my head but I was still pretty furious with him taking my carriage just to fuck a girl. I decided that revenge was in order and I had the perfect way to do it as well.
The one thing that Potter hated more than me was a Slytherin. No matter what, I never got haunted and pestered by Potter as much as one of those slimy, greasy haired gits from the dark house. Whenever anyone from Gryffindor, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff began going out with one of the Slytherins, you could bet that James fucking Potter would be on their doorstep telling them that it was a bad idea and to back off from them unless they wanted to be exiled from all social events for the rest of their lives. And this was a threat that Potter was more than happy to uphold, trust me. So, the one thing that I know would frustrate Potter more than anything would be to go out with a Slytherin, give a Slytherin blow jobs, fuck a Slytherin and basically do anything and everything together just to get on the nerves of James Potter.
I sat there going over my plan in my head, when there was a loud crack and a body was flung past the windows on my carriage. I ran out to see what happened and if anyone was hurt (A/N: despite the fact that she's a slut and a bitch to James, i'm making it that she's actually a nice person.) and there, lying on the floor writhing in pain was none other than the slimy, greasy haired leader of the Slytherin equivalent of The Marauders, the Pythons.
"Oh my god Severus are you ok?" I exclaimed honestly worried if he was badly hurt.
"Yeah i'm alright," he coughed out, "just in a bit of pain. Can you..ow..help me up?"
"Oh right, yeah sure. Who did that to you?" I asked.
"Potter", was all he said.
With that, the details of my plan were complete. I was going to go out with Severus Snape, kiss him, blow him, fuck him and do anything necessary to piss off that git Potter.
I helped to lift Severus off the floor and practically dragged him into my carriage and let him lie down on the seat so that he could calm down a little bit. He wasn't angry or anything, just a bit sore and frazzled. I don't think he really knew what was going on or why I was even talking to him but from the look on his face, he was glad he was helped up instead of being left there to feel the wrath of Potter.
"Umm Severus?" I asked in the most angelic voice I could muster.
"Yes?"
"Umm I was wondering if you would like to go out with me sometime?"
"Wow you don't waste a second do you Evans"
"No I try to get to the point as quickly as possible"
"Okay then Lily. I will go out with you. I mean, who am I to say no to a stunner such as yourself?"
"He he that's so good. You would not believe how happy I am that you agreed"
From further down the carriage I heard a voice, which could only belong to that prick Potter, yell out, "Oh Snivelly! Where are you? Ready or not i'm coming to get you!"
Thinking quick, I flung my left leg over Severus and began to ride him, moaning the whole time. I leant down and kissed him on the neck passionately while I undid the buttons on his shirt. I released the clasp on the clip that was holding up my ravenous hair and ran my hand through it as it fell over my tanned shoulders. 'This will be the surprise of James' life' I thought to myself. I heard footsteps getting closer and closer to our end of the train and James' singsong voice cooing "Snivelly where are you?" I ripped off my shirt, revealing a white, lacy push-up bra that left nothing to the imagination and slowly slid off my skirt, Severus' panting getting louder as I got further and further into my birthday suit. Severus reached his hand up to touch the matching underwear that stuck to my skin and I moaned as he softly began to rub my clitoris. I slid down his body and ripped off his jeans and he began to pant so loudly that I could have sworn he was dehydrated. Grabbing the top of his boxer shorts with my teeth, I pulled them down so that he was sitting there with only his socks on. Just as I had crawled my way back up to Severus' groin I heard a "What the fuck?" from behind me and realised that I had succeeded. James Potter had seen just what I had wanted him to see. At this stage, I had won.
(A/N: ok there is chapter 3 for you. And I am really really sorry. I read back my other two chapters and yes, it has become evident to me that I really do suck at this. I'm going to keep going though, I mean practice makes perfect right? And I really am trying hard to get better but yeh..I guess i'm just not a good writer. My English teacher would be ashamed hehe. Everyone who does like this fic can thank my good friend pencil gal, as this chapter would not be up without her updating her story "unknown" so yeah thanks Sam J but from now on i'm basically just going to update when I feel like it. Although giving myself deadlines is good, I have my trials next week so I really should concentrate on studying. Big thanks to all that reviewed, and thanks to everyone who chooses to review after reading this chapter. I don't mind if you flame, just don't be too harsh, my self-esteem is low enough as it is. Thanks to pencil gal, Broadway Betty and SlayGal for all of your confidence in me despite the fact that i'm a crap writer. Also, please please please review because I really want to know what you all think. Love to all, ~Anna~)