Lost Confused Unkind
Chapter 110
20 minutes later & Jay had told me all about his lovely wife & how they met and then we heard the pyros going off signalling the start of the show.
"Damn! I didn't realise the time!" I stood up, "I'll have to go find Betty & Sasha I don't even know where I'm sitting!"
"Front row, block C seats 7, 8 & 9!" Jay grinned.
"And how the hell do you know so much about where I'm sitting?"
"Because........well can you keep a secret?"
"What's goin on?" We left the room & Made our way to the curtain.
"Well.....Copeland will be in seat 10!"
"Adam?"
"Deerrr yeah Adam! It's a surprise for Sasha!"
"God there are way too many surprises in this business if you ask me!" I muttered. "And who's handy work was this?"
"Mine!" he grinned.
"You told Betty she was seeing Spanky!" I laughed.
"Yeah and she believed me aswell the sucker!" he winked, "Now shh! There they are! Make sure Sasha's in seat 9....he's in disguise!"
"Oh Lord spare us!" I rolled my eyes.
"There she is! Where have you been? We're gonna miss the damn show!" Betty whined.
"Ok I'm here now come on!" Jay winked as I pushed Sasha infront of us. "Seat 9!" I yelled above the booming music of 3 Minute Warning! I glanced up at the figure in seat 10 & I had to stop myself from bursting out laughing! Adam was sitting there, his hair tucked up in a baseball cap, jacket hiding half of his face & a pair of dark glasses on! He looked like the type of guy your mother warned you not to sit next to on a train! Sasha didn't even look twice at him as she sat down in her seat & leaned forward with her back to him so she could talk to us!
"Who're Rosie & Jamal fighting?" She yelled.
"Dudleys!" Betty shouted back, "Chris is 3rd match!"
"Against who?" I yelled.
"TEST!" She shouted louder as the Dudley's pyros boomed through the arena! We all sat back to watch the match but I couldn't concentrate for watching Adam! I couldn't believe he was taking so long to 'reveal' himself!
After the Dudley's traditionally threw their huge opponents through tables & the stage guys cleared away the debris we were treated to a 'GM' speach from Steve Austin which had us almost rolling the floor! Still Sasha hadn't noticed the strange guy sitting in the seat beside her! Next match was Lance Storm against Spike but I didn't see much of it! I noticed Sasha was starting to throw odd glances at her 'mystery' man & I knew he was going to have to own up pretty soon! When Sasha leaned forward to speak to us Adam quickly took off his shades & cap and I couldn't help but laugh at the way he innocently sat back in his seat & started watching the match as if he'd been there like that all night! As you can imagine Sasha squealed when she turned around & saw him sitting there! The look on her face was priceless! After much hugging between the two of them he leaned forward & hugged Betty then raised a hand and said hi to me! Sasha was smiling from ear to ear!
"Did you know about this?" She yelled! I just smiled & she pulled a face at me! A couple of fans managed to spot Adam & get past security but he appologised and refused to sign their little ticket stubs because he didnt want to take attention from the match in progress!
Stacy Kiebler walked out with Andrew! Damn how I wished I had a figure like hers! She made a few coments on the mic about wonderful Brtish Testicles and then the famous Y2J countdown started! Betty wiggled in her seat!
"OOOHHHH here he is!" She said excitedly.
"Betty you see him every damn night girl!" I laughed & she stuck her tongue out at me!
"Oh God who gave hima mic?!" She put her head in her hands and cringed!
"WELCOME TO......ENGLND IS JERICHO!!" he yelled & the crowd cheered! "I know all you British assclowns have been waiting to see ME....CHRIS JERICHO......THE HI LITE OF YOUR NIGHT!" He held his arm in the air dramatically, "And I mean quite frankly I cant blame you! You need something to cheer you up in this depressing arm pit of a country!" he laughed as the crowd booed & jeered him! A chant of "ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!" rang out across the arena & Betty sank down into her seat shaking her head! Chris lapped it up, nodding his head & smiling smugly!
"And TEST! I heard your snide comments on Raw last week about Christian & myself but two can play the game of jumping to conclusions JUNIOR!" He pointed at Andrew who was pacing in the ring! "See the airport called........yeah they found your bag and being the generous guy that I am.......I volenteered to go back there & pick it up for you!" he grinned. "Let me ask you...is this your bag?" He held up an overnight bag & Test nodded, "Then if this is your bag this also must be yours!" Chris held up a magazine which the camera displayed on the Titan Tron! The crowd were in fits of laughter as they saw the 'mock up' of a magazine cover with the title "SHEEP IN SUSPENDERS!" Chris laughed, Test was furious, stomping his feet & denying everything, while stacy just stood there lookng bewildered! (I later found out she knew nothing about their little planned skit & therefore was genuinly bewildered poor cow!) Test ran up the ramp & him & Chris exchanged blows all the way tho the ring & the match began! Betty looked up & shook her head but I was laughing my ass off!
"I could kill him sometimes!"
"He's brilliant on the mic!" I laughed & she smiled! I'm sure she didn't even see half of the match because every time Chris took a bump she winced & closed her eyes! When he eventually won she heaved a sigh of relief before we all stood up & cheered! As soon as he was backstage she excused herself & hurried off to see if he was ok! I remembered doing the same thing myself after Matt's matches!
An hour & a half later I found that I was losing my voice! I'd had such a brilliant night & I was pretty sure it was down to the ass kicking I'd gotten from Sasha earlier! It seemed like I'd been able to halfway pull myself together, forget my troubles & lose myself in the drama of the show & it felt great! Betty still hadn't come back & Adam & Sasha were lost in each other so I was basically on my own but I didn't mind!
"Great show so far!" Said a voice from behind me & I froze! I could feel the hot breath on my neck & I squeezed my eyes tightly shut! "What's the matter Bec? Surprised to see me?"
"What are you doing here Steve?" I said through clenched teeth.
"Oh y'know I was in the area....thought I'd drop in on an old friend!"
I glanced at Sasha & Adam curled up together, hoping & praying that one of them would turn my way! "How IS Jeff these days?"
"Leave me alone Steve!" I still couldn't bring myself to turn around & see his face. I heard him laughing & it gave me goosebumps. Jeff's music hit & Steve put his hand on my shoulder.
"Aww there he is! Good old Jeff! Well he looks just fine right now! Let's hope he stays that way by the end of the night huh Bec?" He laughed.
I watched Jeff bound down to the ring & bit on my lip, "Steve I swear..." I turned around but he was gone! "Oh shit!" I muttered. I looked around frantically but he was nowhere to be seen.
Chapter 110
20 minutes later & Jay had told me all about his lovely wife & how they met and then we heard the pyros going off signalling the start of the show.
"Damn! I didn't realise the time!" I stood up, "I'll have to go find Betty & Sasha I don't even know where I'm sitting!"
"Front row, block C seats 7, 8 & 9!" Jay grinned.
"And how the hell do you know so much about where I'm sitting?"
"Because........well can you keep a secret?"
"What's goin on?" We left the room & Made our way to the curtain.
"Well.....Copeland will be in seat 10!"
"Adam?"
"Deerrr yeah Adam! It's a surprise for Sasha!"
"God there are way too many surprises in this business if you ask me!" I muttered. "And who's handy work was this?"
"Mine!" he grinned.
"You told Betty she was seeing Spanky!" I laughed.
"Yeah and she believed me aswell the sucker!" he winked, "Now shh! There they are! Make sure Sasha's in seat 9....he's in disguise!"
"Oh Lord spare us!" I rolled my eyes.
"There she is! Where have you been? We're gonna miss the damn show!" Betty whined.
"Ok I'm here now come on!" Jay winked as I pushed Sasha infront of us. "Seat 9!" I yelled above the booming music of 3 Minute Warning! I glanced up at the figure in seat 10 & I had to stop myself from bursting out laughing! Adam was sitting there, his hair tucked up in a baseball cap, jacket hiding half of his face & a pair of dark glasses on! He looked like the type of guy your mother warned you not to sit next to on a train! Sasha didn't even look twice at him as she sat down in her seat & leaned forward with her back to him so she could talk to us!
"Who're Rosie & Jamal fighting?" She yelled.
"Dudleys!" Betty shouted back, "Chris is 3rd match!"
"Against who?" I yelled.
"TEST!" She shouted louder as the Dudley's pyros boomed through the arena! We all sat back to watch the match but I couldn't concentrate for watching Adam! I couldn't believe he was taking so long to 'reveal' himself!
After the Dudley's traditionally threw their huge opponents through tables & the stage guys cleared away the debris we were treated to a 'GM' speach from Steve Austin which had us almost rolling the floor! Still Sasha hadn't noticed the strange guy sitting in the seat beside her! Next match was Lance Storm against Spike but I didn't see much of it! I noticed Sasha was starting to throw odd glances at her 'mystery' man & I knew he was going to have to own up pretty soon! When Sasha leaned forward to speak to us Adam quickly took off his shades & cap and I couldn't help but laugh at the way he innocently sat back in his seat & started watching the match as if he'd been there like that all night! As you can imagine Sasha squealed when she turned around & saw him sitting there! The look on her face was priceless! After much hugging between the two of them he leaned forward & hugged Betty then raised a hand and said hi to me! Sasha was smiling from ear to ear!
"Did you know about this?" She yelled! I just smiled & she pulled a face at me! A couple of fans managed to spot Adam & get past security but he appologised and refused to sign their little ticket stubs because he didnt want to take attention from the match in progress!
Stacy Kiebler walked out with Andrew! Damn how I wished I had a figure like hers! She made a few coments on the mic about wonderful Brtish Testicles and then the famous Y2J countdown started! Betty wiggled in her seat!
"OOOHHHH here he is!" She said excitedly.
"Betty you see him every damn night girl!" I laughed & she stuck her tongue out at me!
"Oh God who gave hima mic?!" She put her head in her hands and cringed!
"WELCOME TO......ENGLND IS JERICHO!!" he yelled & the crowd cheered! "I know all you British assclowns have been waiting to see ME....CHRIS JERICHO......THE HI LITE OF YOUR NIGHT!" He held his arm in the air dramatically, "And I mean quite frankly I cant blame you! You need something to cheer you up in this depressing arm pit of a country!" he laughed as the crowd booed & jeered him! A chant of "ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!" rang out across the arena & Betty sank down into her seat shaking her head! Chris lapped it up, nodding his head & smiling smugly!
"And TEST! I heard your snide comments on Raw last week about Christian & myself but two can play the game of jumping to conclusions JUNIOR!" He pointed at Andrew who was pacing in the ring! "See the airport called........yeah they found your bag and being the generous guy that I am.......I volenteered to go back there & pick it up for you!" he grinned. "Let me ask you...is this your bag?" He held up an overnight bag & Test nodded, "Then if this is your bag this also must be yours!" Chris held up a magazine which the camera displayed on the Titan Tron! The crowd were in fits of laughter as they saw the 'mock up' of a magazine cover with the title "SHEEP IN SUSPENDERS!" Chris laughed, Test was furious, stomping his feet & denying everything, while stacy just stood there lookng bewildered! (I later found out she knew nothing about their little planned skit & therefore was genuinly bewildered poor cow!) Test ran up the ramp & him & Chris exchanged blows all the way tho the ring & the match began! Betty looked up & shook her head but I was laughing my ass off!
"I could kill him sometimes!"
"He's brilliant on the mic!" I laughed & she smiled! I'm sure she didn't even see half of the match because every time Chris took a bump she winced & closed her eyes! When he eventually won she heaved a sigh of relief before we all stood up & cheered! As soon as he was backstage she excused herself & hurried off to see if he was ok! I remembered doing the same thing myself after Matt's matches!
An hour & a half later I found that I was losing my voice! I'd had such a brilliant night & I was pretty sure it was down to the ass kicking I'd gotten from Sasha earlier! It seemed like I'd been able to halfway pull myself together, forget my troubles & lose myself in the drama of the show & it felt great! Betty still hadn't come back & Adam & Sasha were lost in each other so I was basically on my own but I didn't mind!
"Great show so far!" Said a voice from behind me & I froze! I could feel the hot breath on my neck & I squeezed my eyes tightly shut! "What's the matter Bec? Surprised to see me?"
"What are you doing here Steve?" I said through clenched teeth.
"Oh y'know I was in the area....thought I'd drop in on an old friend!"
I glanced at Sasha & Adam curled up together, hoping & praying that one of them would turn my way! "How IS Jeff these days?"
"Leave me alone Steve!" I still couldn't bring myself to turn around & see his face. I heard him laughing & it gave me goosebumps. Jeff's music hit & Steve put his hand on my shoulder.
"Aww there he is! Good old Jeff! Well he looks just fine right now! Let's hope he stays that way by the end of the night huh Bec?" He laughed.
I watched Jeff bound down to the ring & bit on my lip, "Steve I swear..." I turned around but he was gone! "Oh shit!" I muttered. I looked around frantically but he was nowhere to be seen.