Lost confused Unkind
Chapter 117
I managed to avoid Shawn for most of the night, it was surprisingly easy in such a small room although it felt like he was watching my every move for some unknown reason! I couldn't even think about what he'd said to me earlier, my mind was buzzing with all the other shit that had happened that day! Steve for one thing, I didn't even know if he was alive or dead, not that it mattered much to me, it didn't change my situation one way or the other! Images of Dwayne kept popping into my head, lying limp & lifeless on the mat & then later at the hospital in bed & I wished I'd just stayed with him! Instead I found myself making small talk with a room full of people that assumed they knew me! It didn't seem right that I sat there forcing laughter at stupid jokes, it was like I'd set my body to auto pilot while my mind was elsewhere! I ran a hand through my hair as I sat alone in the corner of the room on my ass on the floor.
"Hey!" Sasha handed me a beer & sat down beside me.
"Thanks!"
"Not much of a party huh?"
"Guess not!" I looked around the room at all the guys just sitting around talking. "I hadn't really been taking all that much notice to be honest!" I sighed & had a drink.
"Hmm I noticed!" she smiled, "Don't worry too much, I mean you said yourself they are both gonna be ok right?"
"Yeah I know but it..." I stopped myself from telling her about Steve even though I wanted to so badly! "Yeah you're right! I worry too much!" I forced a smile.
"Well it's 2am & I am trashed! I'm goin to bed while my legs can still carry me there!" She stood up. "Where are you staying tonight?"
"I was meant to be staying at Mum's with Dwayne but......I guess I'll crash on Shane's floor or get Jeff's room if it's still available!"
"Ok hun! Well I'll see you in the morning before we leave!" She bent down & kissed my cheek. "God it looks like party boy there got his second wind!" She laughed & I looked up to see Adam who had decided there had been enough talk, cranked up the music and was attempting to play air guitar on Jay's bed with a bedside lamp! Sasha waved at him & walked out of the room & Adam jumped off the bed, crashed into a wall & tried to chase after her!
"Man is he ever wasted!"
"Says you!" I laughed, "And what happens if someone shines the fucking 'Hurra-signal' tonight & 'superman' is too pissed to walk let alone fly straight?"
"Superman!?" Shane looked shocked, "I am truely offended by that remark!"
He sat down beside me on the floor.
"Seriously dude can you get arrested for drunk-flying?"
"I'll have you know the evil's of alchohol might overcome reporter Gregory Helms on the odd occasion, but they can not surpress the powers of the Hurricane!" He belched in my face & I wafted it away with my hand.
"Jesus so I see!" I pulled a face, "And they put me in the freaking mental ward!"
Shane put his arm around my shoulders, "What ARE you trying to say?"
"That you're an idiot!" I laughed & he tweaked my nose! Shawn strolled past & stuck 4 fingers in the air so I stuck one finger back at him & he just grinned!
"What was that all about?"
"Oh just Shawn being a prick!"
Shane laughed, "Shawn IS a prick!"
Shawn turned around and gave him the finger & we both laughed.
"Love the way you got us out of your room by the way! Smooth move dude!" We clicked our bottles together & Jay turned around & smailed sarcastiacally!
"Well Jay shouldn't be such a fucking sap should he?" Shane laughed.
"Helms watch your mouth or you'll be spewin out more green shit than Tajiri on crack!"
"WheeeheeeeeY!" Shane laughed & we gave him a round of applause then held our bottles in the air!
"Chill out Jay your room is fine!"I laughed as he sat at the other side of me on the floor.
"A few beers my ass!" He sighed, "A couple of the guys huh?" I smiled sweetly at him & he shook his head & laughed.
"Awww if Chris pisses in your luggage I swear I will personally wash dry & iron the lot!"
"Really?"
"Sure!"
"Shane dude! Quick! Go piss in my suitcase man!"
"Don't you dare!" I pointed at Shane & then slapped Jay's leg! "I'm goin for another beer!" I struggled to get to my feet so when I saw an outstretched hand I took it to help me get up. I looked up & Shawn was grinning at me!
"That's 5!" He said through gritted teeth!
"Bite me!" I said through my smile & went to go past him.
"That can be arranged!" He said, trying not to move his lips!
"Hmmm that's six then!" I said still smiling. He laughed & put his hands on his hips, shaking his head as I made my way to the beer stash!
"Are you having a good time you little flirt!?"
"Shut up Betty!" I laughed, "They are just my friends!"
"Wahtever you reckon!" She winked. "I mean how fine is Shawn's ass!?"
"Look we don't all have our minds permenantly in the gutter like you!"
"Im wounded!"
"You know it's true!" I laughed "Ciggy?"
"Yeah I'm gasping!" She linked my arm & we went out onto the balcony. "So....' She lit her cigatrette, "what's been goin on with you lately?"
"Well..." I took a drag on my cigarette & leaned my elbows back ontop the rail, "Where to start?!" I gulped some more beer, "Ok well first of all I get a poxy job in a WWE office full of bags!"
"Great stuff!" Betty said sarcastically.
"Oh wait! Then I made a drunken pass at Dwayne & he knocked me back!"
Betty choked on her beer & I patted her on the back, "OH MY GOD!" she said between coughs.
"Then.....it gets better!" I had another drink, "Then I got sent to the mental ward!"
"Just what you deserve for making a pass at Dwayne!" she muttered & we laughed.
"So I guess you could say my life has been pretty dull without you around!"
She laughed, "Well here I am to add a little excitement into your life!
"Oh thanks! I mean I've been so bored!" I rolled my eyes, "Seriously it's great that you're here I missed you heaps!"
"I should bloody well think so!" She smirked & then she started laughing, "Remember the night Dwayne got wasted?"
I nodded and swallowd my beer, "Vividly!"
"man it was so funny!"
"Yeah we never did find out where that fucking bottle of vodka came from!"
"Ew don't! We drank that shit! Someone could've pissed in it or anything!"
"I think Dwayne did! His piss had more alchohol in it than the vodka, no the wonder we were all fucked!" We both laughed.
"Ahh come back to cameron Bec!"
"Where did that come from?" I laughed.
"Well we used to have such a good time.I miss it!"
"Betty you're never even in cameron anymore!"
"Hmm... I think we should all move there! Sasha could get a house with Adam, me & Chris, you and um.....whoever! And Dwayne can sleep in his car in my driveway!"
"Well good luck getting the Canadian to move to Cameron!"
There was a sudden cheer from inside the room & we both threw down the ends of our cigarettes & raced in to see what was goin on! Chris & Jay had decided to raid Shane's suitcase & they were both standing on the bed wearing Hurricane masks & bedsheets tied around their necks!
"Oh...........MY......GOD!" Betty put her head in her hands & I burst out laughing! Even Shane was cracking up!
"STAND BACK!" Jay shouted then farted!
"Aw man that's harsh!" I laughed & some of the guys threw cusions at the two idiots on the bed!
"Ok ok lets see if you can do any better!" Jay & Chris jumped down off the bed.
"Ok who's this?!" Rob ran into the bathroom & came out a minute later with no top on, his trousers rolled up to his knees & a white hotel towel wrapped around his waist!" Helloooo ladies!" He said as he girated!
We all laughed & Morely threw a pillow at him!
"Shane do your Jericho!" I laughed.
"He does me? I think not!" Chris smirked.
"Shane jumped onto the bed & Shawn jumped up beside him, "So Chris what do you think of your match tonight against Test? Did it suck?" He held a beer bottle to Shane's mouth for a mic!
"It sucked!" Andrew yelled from the other side of the room & Chris gave him a dirty look!
"Well yes Mitchel Cole it sucked! But only because I am the king of the assclowns!"
We were all rolling around laughing.
"That was nothing like me!" Chris whined.
"Shut up!" We all shouted!
"Ok check this one out!" Chris jumped on the bed & did a brilliant 'Rock' promo which had us all in stitches! We were also treated to Sean Morely's impression of Kane, or 'The Big Red Cocksucker!" as he put it! Luckily for him Glen had passed out in the bath hours earlier!
I made my way back to the balcony during bubba's impression or william Regal, grabbing a beer before I went outside!
Chapter 117
I managed to avoid Shawn for most of the night, it was surprisingly easy in such a small room although it felt like he was watching my every move for some unknown reason! I couldn't even think about what he'd said to me earlier, my mind was buzzing with all the other shit that had happened that day! Steve for one thing, I didn't even know if he was alive or dead, not that it mattered much to me, it didn't change my situation one way or the other! Images of Dwayne kept popping into my head, lying limp & lifeless on the mat & then later at the hospital in bed & I wished I'd just stayed with him! Instead I found myself making small talk with a room full of people that assumed they knew me! It didn't seem right that I sat there forcing laughter at stupid jokes, it was like I'd set my body to auto pilot while my mind was elsewhere! I ran a hand through my hair as I sat alone in the corner of the room on my ass on the floor.
"Hey!" Sasha handed me a beer & sat down beside me.
"Thanks!"
"Not much of a party huh?"
"Guess not!" I looked around the room at all the guys just sitting around talking. "I hadn't really been taking all that much notice to be honest!" I sighed & had a drink.
"Hmm I noticed!" she smiled, "Don't worry too much, I mean you said yourself they are both gonna be ok right?"
"Yeah I know but it..." I stopped myself from telling her about Steve even though I wanted to so badly! "Yeah you're right! I worry too much!" I forced a smile.
"Well it's 2am & I am trashed! I'm goin to bed while my legs can still carry me there!" She stood up. "Where are you staying tonight?"
"I was meant to be staying at Mum's with Dwayne but......I guess I'll crash on Shane's floor or get Jeff's room if it's still available!"
"Ok hun! Well I'll see you in the morning before we leave!" She bent down & kissed my cheek. "God it looks like party boy there got his second wind!" She laughed & I looked up to see Adam who had decided there had been enough talk, cranked up the music and was attempting to play air guitar on Jay's bed with a bedside lamp! Sasha waved at him & walked out of the room & Adam jumped off the bed, crashed into a wall & tried to chase after her!
"Man is he ever wasted!"
"Says you!" I laughed, "And what happens if someone shines the fucking 'Hurra-signal' tonight & 'superman' is too pissed to walk let alone fly straight?"
"Superman!?" Shane looked shocked, "I am truely offended by that remark!"
He sat down beside me on the floor.
"Seriously dude can you get arrested for drunk-flying?"
"I'll have you know the evil's of alchohol might overcome reporter Gregory Helms on the odd occasion, but they can not surpress the powers of the Hurricane!" He belched in my face & I wafted it away with my hand.
"Jesus so I see!" I pulled a face, "And they put me in the freaking mental ward!"
Shane put his arm around my shoulders, "What ARE you trying to say?"
"That you're an idiot!" I laughed & he tweaked my nose! Shawn strolled past & stuck 4 fingers in the air so I stuck one finger back at him & he just grinned!
"What was that all about?"
"Oh just Shawn being a prick!"
Shane laughed, "Shawn IS a prick!"
Shawn turned around and gave him the finger & we both laughed.
"Love the way you got us out of your room by the way! Smooth move dude!" We clicked our bottles together & Jay turned around & smailed sarcastiacally!
"Well Jay shouldn't be such a fucking sap should he?" Shane laughed.
"Helms watch your mouth or you'll be spewin out more green shit than Tajiri on crack!"
"WheeeheeeeeY!" Shane laughed & we gave him a round of applause then held our bottles in the air!
"Chill out Jay your room is fine!"I laughed as he sat at the other side of me on the floor.
"A few beers my ass!" He sighed, "A couple of the guys huh?" I smiled sweetly at him & he shook his head & laughed.
"Awww if Chris pisses in your luggage I swear I will personally wash dry & iron the lot!"
"Really?"
"Sure!"
"Shane dude! Quick! Go piss in my suitcase man!"
"Don't you dare!" I pointed at Shane & then slapped Jay's leg! "I'm goin for another beer!" I struggled to get to my feet so when I saw an outstretched hand I took it to help me get up. I looked up & Shawn was grinning at me!
"That's 5!" He said through gritted teeth!
"Bite me!" I said through my smile & went to go past him.
"That can be arranged!" He said, trying not to move his lips!
"Hmmm that's six then!" I said still smiling. He laughed & put his hands on his hips, shaking his head as I made my way to the beer stash!
"Are you having a good time you little flirt!?"
"Shut up Betty!" I laughed, "They are just my friends!"
"Wahtever you reckon!" She winked. "I mean how fine is Shawn's ass!?"
"Look we don't all have our minds permenantly in the gutter like you!"
"Im wounded!"
"You know it's true!" I laughed "Ciggy?"
"Yeah I'm gasping!" She linked my arm & we went out onto the balcony. "So....' She lit her cigatrette, "what's been goin on with you lately?"
"Well..." I took a drag on my cigarette & leaned my elbows back ontop the rail, "Where to start?!" I gulped some more beer, "Ok well first of all I get a poxy job in a WWE office full of bags!"
"Great stuff!" Betty said sarcastically.
"Oh wait! Then I made a drunken pass at Dwayne & he knocked me back!"
Betty choked on her beer & I patted her on the back, "OH MY GOD!" she said between coughs.
"Then.....it gets better!" I had another drink, "Then I got sent to the mental ward!"
"Just what you deserve for making a pass at Dwayne!" she muttered & we laughed.
"So I guess you could say my life has been pretty dull without you around!"
She laughed, "Well here I am to add a little excitement into your life!
"Oh thanks! I mean I've been so bored!" I rolled my eyes, "Seriously it's great that you're here I missed you heaps!"
"I should bloody well think so!" She smirked & then she started laughing, "Remember the night Dwayne got wasted?"
I nodded and swallowd my beer, "Vividly!"
"man it was so funny!"
"Yeah we never did find out where that fucking bottle of vodka came from!"
"Ew don't! We drank that shit! Someone could've pissed in it or anything!"
"I think Dwayne did! His piss had more alchohol in it than the vodka, no the wonder we were all fucked!" We both laughed.
"Ahh come back to cameron Bec!"
"Where did that come from?" I laughed.
"Well we used to have such a good time.I miss it!"
"Betty you're never even in cameron anymore!"
"Hmm... I think we should all move there! Sasha could get a house with Adam, me & Chris, you and um.....whoever! And Dwayne can sleep in his car in my driveway!"
"Well good luck getting the Canadian to move to Cameron!"
There was a sudden cheer from inside the room & we both threw down the ends of our cigarettes & raced in to see what was goin on! Chris & Jay had decided to raid Shane's suitcase & they were both standing on the bed wearing Hurricane masks & bedsheets tied around their necks!
"Oh...........MY......GOD!" Betty put her head in her hands & I burst out laughing! Even Shane was cracking up!
"STAND BACK!" Jay shouted then farted!
"Aw man that's harsh!" I laughed & some of the guys threw cusions at the two idiots on the bed!
"Ok ok lets see if you can do any better!" Jay & Chris jumped down off the bed.
"Ok who's this?!" Rob ran into the bathroom & came out a minute later with no top on, his trousers rolled up to his knees & a white hotel towel wrapped around his waist!" Helloooo ladies!" He said as he girated!
We all laughed & Morely threw a pillow at him!
"Shane do your Jericho!" I laughed.
"He does me? I think not!" Chris smirked.
"Shane jumped onto the bed & Shawn jumped up beside him, "So Chris what do you think of your match tonight against Test? Did it suck?" He held a beer bottle to Shane's mouth for a mic!
"It sucked!" Andrew yelled from the other side of the room & Chris gave him a dirty look!
"Well yes Mitchel Cole it sucked! But only because I am the king of the assclowns!"
We were all rolling around laughing.
"That was nothing like me!" Chris whined.
"Shut up!" We all shouted!
"Ok check this one out!" Chris jumped on the bed & did a brilliant 'Rock' promo which had us all in stitches! We were also treated to Sean Morely's impression of Kane, or 'The Big Red Cocksucker!" as he put it! Luckily for him Glen had passed out in the bath hours earlier!
I made my way back to the balcony during bubba's impression or william Regal, grabbing a beer before I went outside!