Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and the rest of the characters that
appears in the book. Only J K Rowling does. I only own the other characters
that DON'T and WILL NOT appear in it. The plot belongs to me too. Oh,
before I forget, the group Unicorns idea was taken from the book Sweet
Valley by Francine Pascal.
Rating: This is a PG-13 story. Those who think they can't stand swearing and cursing please back away and don't read this. Thank you for your cooperation.
Basic Overview: This would be a James and Lily story in their 6th year in Hogwarts. James Potter, leader of the Marauders and Lily Evans, leader of the Unicorns. Lily detests James since 1st year. But will love blossom between these two? We'll find out.
Extras: By the way, JJ is Jupiter Joder and Jan is January Fogs.
Pranksters
Chapter One: Frustrations on the train
"Phoo phooooooo!!!!!" went the signal of the train, as it was about to leave the crowded King's Cross-among the great mass of people waving their children goodbyes. But among the whole population, we're going to concentrate on only a certain group of people. Can you guess who? Yep! They are the famous Marauders and the Unicorns. Lily, the ringleader of the Unicorns, detests James Potter, who is the ringleader of the Marauders. But somehow in between the story of quarrels, pranks and hexing, these two people finally learnt how to tolerate each other and falls in love. Since the train's about to leave, shall I start with my story then? I'm sure you will agree.
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It was the 6th time Lily Evans was going to Hogwarts. In the past 5 years, Lily was very much well known in Hogwarts as the cleverest, funniest, fiery- tempered and the ringleader of the Unicorns in Hogwarts. The Unicorns, which consists of Lily Evans, Jupiter Joder, Zoe Fellms and January Fogs. They were much well known as the prettiest girls in Hogwarts.
After waving goodbyes and blowing kisses to her parents and cousin, Lily grabbed her trunk and led the way into Platform 9 ¾ with her cousin's daughter, which is also her niece, by the name of Jupiter Joder. They ran through the pillar that separates the muggle and wizarding world and found themselves caught in a messy place full of students.
Soon, both girls were on the Hogwarts Express finding comfort in their usual compartment at the end of the train.
"JJ, I wonder how boring this year would be again." Lily said while trying to push her trunk into the 'seats' for trunk cases.
"I don't think you would find this year boring dear. Considering that you are a prefect and the ringleader of us Unicorns. Didn't you notice the many pairs of eyes staring at you when you were trying to get up the train? I think most of them are trying to peek up your skirt trying to see what colour is your panties." JJ snickered.
She looked over to Lily's side, and as always, Lily has problems with her trunk. JJ rolled her eyes and sighed while walking over to Lily to help her.
"I sometimes wonder how big your trunk will be if I threw all your books away. Maybe it will only be half the size of your trunk now." JJ said.
"Maybe" Lily laughed.
"Maybe I could do just that right now!" said JJ, pretending to unlatch the trunk to grab some books.
"No way! Uh Uh! I'm not going to let you do that to my precious companions." Protested Lily, shoving JJ's hands off her trunk.
Lily gave a final push to her trunk and it finally stayed where it was. Both girls then sat down on the comfortable seats and started to have a conversation.
"Hey JJ. Where on earth are Zoe and Jan? I didn't see them on the platform and on the train." Lily asked, leaning on the seat with her head propped up by her elbow.
"I don't know. I think they are with their boyfriends somewhere on this train. I wouldn't be surprised if they were snogging somewhere along the corridor," answered JJ.
"Ugh! I still can't believe Zoe and you have Marauders as your boyfriends. They totally suck! They think just because they have looks and fame they can go kissing every girl in Hogwarts. Jan at least has Windson, who is a smart kid, not like them," said Lily in disgust.
"Hey there girl. You hate the Marauders doesn't mean that other girls should hate them right?" protested JJ. "Maybe.maybe we should get you paired up with James Potter. He's the only guy in the Marauders who don't have a proper and steady girlfriend. Even Peter has Pamela."
"Oh no you don't. I hate James more than anyone else in the Marauders. He's a stupid idiot fucking asshole who doesn't know what's the meaning of respect. If you all ever dare to do anything foolish, I'll make sure all of you die a terrible death. Don't forget that I'm a mean hexer," retorted Lily.
"Oooooh.I'm so scared!" JJ said with one eyebrow raised.
The red head glared at JJ and took out a book on Advanced Transfiguration. She started to read, trying to ignore all the looks on her niece's face.
JJ looked at Lily and said exasperated, "Do you have to go through this tradition every year? Can't we just have fun for once?"
"If your fun is like this, then NO!"
JJ stood up from her seat and muttered, "Fine!" She went over to Lily and grabbed the book away from her and threw it out of their compartment door.
"Hey! What was that for?" glowered Lily.
But before she even made a move to rant at JJ, a knock was heard at the opening. Both girls turned to looked and saw four boys and a girl standing innocently. The girl, who was Zoe Fellms, was somehow kissing Remus, the guy with brown hair, wildly and the other 2 beside was staring ahead. The front guy with black hair was holding an Advanced Transfiguration book in his right hand.
"Sirius! How nice to see you. Did you miss me?" exclaimed JJ, flinging herself upon him.
"Hello my dear JJ. You wouldn't know how much I missed you during the holidays," Sirius said while kissing her.
"Hello there Lily. Is this book yours?" said the guy holding the book.
"Yes, James Potter. That book is mine. Can you return it to me?" hissed Lily.
"Oh! I'm surprised that know-it-all has to study Transfiguration. Maybe your transfiguration is bad. I can tutor you. Do you wanna?" asked James slyly.
"Yes, my transfiguration is a little bad. And NO! I do not need your tuition. Give me back my book!" Lily said raising her voice a little.
"Uh ah Lily. Say the magic word."
"Fat hope!"
"Such anger Lily. Try calming yourself down and boys will love you."
"I don't need to. It's my anger that made me well known in the 1st place. Now give me back my book before I hex you, James."
"Come lar! Let's duel!" James said, taking out his wand. He passed the book over to another guy with Jet-black hair on his right. "Sirius, hold this. I'm going to win this duel."
"I think not James. Lily sure is a mean hexer. Don't forget all those painful curses she threw us last year." Sirius said warningly, one hand holding on to JJ's waist and the other holding the book.
"I won't just relaxed," answered James. He turned back to face Lily both their wands ready.
"You first Lily. I don't want to be known as not being a gentleman."
"Fine. I'll take the chance! RICTUSEMPRA!" Lily said.
James started laughing while clutching his sides stopping the ticklishness in him. After a while, the spell subsided and James stood up on his feet again, his wand poised at Lily. "Get ready dear!"
"I am already ready."
"Good. Then, TARANTALLEGRA!" James smirked when he saw Lily dancing. 'Not bad. I didn't know she danced this well. Her long legs are so, well.lovely and ooooh! I wanna peek at her panties. Hey! What am I thinking? Lily beautiful? Ugh!' he thought.
"Finite Incantatum," James said, stopping the spell.
"My turn! FURNUNCULUS!" Lily laughed at the sight of James getting boils all over his body.
"EXPELLIARMUS!" shouted James at Lily when she was not looking.
Lily found herself being thrown back unto the side of the train. Her wand disappeared from her hand and she saw James catching it before she hit the ground. She started to feel a little woozy and soon enough, everything went black.
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"Lily, Lily, LILY!"
"What? What?" Lily said, slowly opening her eyes. She sat up and looked at her surroundings, trying to get the fog to clear up. After it did, she saw both Zoe and JJ staring intently at her in the eyes while the four boys were sitting opposite laughing about something.
"How long have I been unconscious?" Lily asked around.
"About an hour or so? I think the blow was quite hard. Does it hurt anywhere now?" Zoe said, scanning Lily.
"Damn this thing. I'm fine, thank you. I need to go get some fresh air. Excuse me for a while," Lily stood up groggily and walked out of the compartment, heading down to the woman with the trolley.
Remus noticed Lily heading out, and stood up saying, "I'll look at her." He then went after Lily.
"Hey, Lily! Wait up!" cried Remus, trying desperately to catch up with her.
"Leave me alone Remus!" Lily said over her shoulders, quickening her pace.
"I won't until you tell me what is wrong. Damn you are fast," said Remus finally catching up with her.
"What do you want? Your bloody friends not good enough for you?"
"Hey! Don't you insult my friends and can't I have a word with you?" asked Remus.
"Make it quick then. I don't have all day with you."
"Fine. Can you forgive James? I mean, really forgive him? I know he has hurt you some way or the other, he's just being a playful brat. He doesn't really mean it. So can you forgive him?"
"Why are you pleading on his behalf? He should be the one to do this. Not you. I know you're being a good friend, but sometimes he just have to get his principles right and respect others. I'll try to forgive him, if HE says sorry to me."
"Alright. So if James say sorry sincerely, you will forgive him?"
"I said I'd try."
"Oh good!"
"Now can I go buy my sweets?"
"Oh sure! I'll follow you," Remus said, smiling.
"Now I know why Zoe likes you so much," Lily thought, smiling in her head.
Lily walked down the corridor to the woman with Remus and bought a whole lot of sweets and snacks before returning to the car.
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"James, just say sorry to Lily and everything would be fine," said JJ.
"Yeah James, you should," agreed Sirius.
"No way! She was the one who wanted to duel. Well, she said she wanted to hex me!" cried out James.
"So? You pissed her off." JJ said, cuddling into Sirius' lap.
"But she also pissed me off! It's not fair!" James said, casting an eye over to Sirius that says help-me-from-your-girl.
Sirius caught the eye and said, "Sorry James, I stand on her side. Peter too right?"
"Yar. I stand on the side which is right and Lily's side is the right one," Peter said timidly.
"Sorry James, it's 3 to 1. Surrender," Sirius said, chuckling away while snuggling down to the body heat JJ was giving to him.
"Cosmic twits! Everyone of you," muttered James darkly, under his breath. "Fine, I surrender. But how do I find her? She went out already."
"Remus went after her to console her. She will be back and you better say sorry instead of picking up another fight," Zoe said to James.
Peter turned his head towards the door and saw both Lily and Remus walking through the door with armful of sweets. "Ooooh. speak of the devil, here they come. With sweets too!"
Lily and Remus dropped all the sweets onto an empty space and sat down.
"Everyone with the exception of James, you may eat the sweets," Lily said looking deadly into her enemy's eyes.
James glared at Lily until Remus nudged him so hard that he practically jumped off his seat and found himself staring at Lily.
He looked at Lily in the eyes and said softly, "I'm sorry Lily. I shouldn't have teased you just now. But that doesn't mean that I will not tease you in the future."
"I know that James," Lily replied, "It is also partly my fault, well my temper. So I'm sorry too. But that also doesn't mean that I'm going to stop detesting you."
"I know, I know!" James said.
"Okay, so now everything is alright, what should we do?" Sirius exclaimed.
"FEAST!" Everyone shouted, grabbing the whole load of piled up sweets and stuffing them into their mouths.
Everyone in that compartment was cracking jokes, sending all into peals of laughter. They all laughed until the train stopped. Everyone stood up and carried their trunks out of the train. They then climbed into one of the waiting horse carriages and set off to their home, Hogwarts.
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Hey! This is my 1st time writing a fan fiction. Hope it isn't to dull or hard to understand. Everyone, please Read and Review my work. I will accept any review, even criticism. Haha.Okay. ^_^!
Rating: This is a PG-13 story. Those who think they can't stand swearing and cursing please back away and don't read this. Thank you for your cooperation.
Basic Overview: This would be a James and Lily story in their 6th year in Hogwarts. James Potter, leader of the Marauders and Lily Evans, leader of the Unicorns. Lily detests James since 1st year. But will love blossom between these two? We'll find out.
Extras: By the way, JJ is Jupiter Joder and Jan is January Fogs.
Pranksters
Chapter One: Frustrations on the train
"Phoo phooooooo!!!!!" went the signal of the train, as it was about to leave the crowded King's Cross-among the great mass of people waving their children goodbyes. But among the whole population, we're going to concentrate on only a certain group of people. Can you guess who? Yep! They are the famous Marauders and the Unicorns. Lily, the ringleader of the Unicorns, detests James Potter, who is the ringleader of the Marauders. But somehow in between the story of quarrels, pranks and hexing, these two people finally learnt how to tolerate each other and falls in love. Since the train's about to leave, shall I start with my story then? I'm sure you will agree.
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It was the 6th time Lily Evans was going to Hogwarts. In the past 5 years, Lily was very much well known in Hogwarts as the cleverest, funniest, fiery- tempered and the ringleader of the Unicorns in Hogwarts. The Unicorns, which consists of Lily Evans, Jupiter Joder, Zoe Fellms and January Fogs. They were much well known as the prettiest girls in Hogwarts.
After waving goodbyes and blowing kisses to her parents and cousin, Lily grabbed her trunk and led the way into Platform 9 ¾ with her cousin's daughter, which is also her niece, by the name of Jupiter Joder. They ran through the pillar that separates the muggle and wizarding world and found themselves caught in a messy place full of students.
Soon, both girls were on the Hogwarts Express finding comfort in their usual compartment at the end of the train.
"JJ, I wonder how boring this year would be again." Lily said while trying to push her trunk into the 'seats' for trunk cases.
"I don't think you would find this year boring dear. Considering that you are a prefect and the ringleader of us Unicorns. Didn't you notice the many pairs of eyes staring at you when you were trying to get up the train? I think most of them are trying to peek up your skirt trying to see what colour is your panties." JJ snickered.
She looked over to Lily's side, and as always, Lily has problems with her trunk. JJ rolled her eyes and sighed while walking over to Lily to help her.
"I sometimes wonder how big your trunk will be if I threw all your books away. Maybe it will only be half the size of your trunk now." JJ said.
"Maybe" Lily laughed.
"Maybe I could do just that right now!" said JJ, pretending to unlatch the trunk to grab some books.
"No way! Uh Uh! I'm not going to let you do that to my precious companions." Protested Lily, shoving JJ's hands off her trunk.
Lily gave a final push to her trunk and it finally stayed where it was. Both girls then sat down on the comfortable seats and started to have a conversation.
"Hey JJ. Where on earth are Zoe and Jan? I didn't see them on the platform and on the train." Lily asked, leaning on the seat with her head propped up by her elbow.
"I don't know. I think they are with their boyfriends somewhere on this train. I wouldn't be surprised if they were snogging somewhere along the corridor," answered JJ.
"Ugh! I still can't believe Zoe and you have Marauders as your boyfriends. They totally suck! They think just because they have looks and fame they can go kissing every girl in Hogwarts. Jan at least has Windson, who is a smart kid, not like them," said Lily in disgust.
"Hey there girl. You hate the Marauders doesn't mean that other girls should hate them right?" protested JJ. "Maybe.maybe we should get you paired up with James Potter. He's the only guy in the Marauders who don't have a proper and steady girlfriend. Even Peter has Pamela."
"Oh no you don't. I hate James more than anyone else in the Marauders. He's a stupid idiot fucking asshole who doesn't know what's the meaning of respect. If you all ever dare to do anything foolish, I'll make sure all of you die a terrible death. Don't forget that I'm a mean hexer," retorted Lily.
"Oooooh.I'm so scared!" JJ said with one eyebrow raised.
The red head glared at JJ and took out a book on Advanced Transfiguration. She started to read, trying to ignore all the looks on her niece's face.
JJ looked at Lily and said exasperated, "Do you have to go through this tradition every year? Can't we just have fun for once?"
"If your fun is like this, then NO!"
JJ stood up from her seat and muttered, "Fine!" She went over to Lily and grabbed the book away from her and threw it out of their compartment door.
"Hey! What was that for?" glowered Lily.
But before she even made a move to rant at JJ, a knock was heard at the opening. Both girls turned to looked and saw four boys and a girl standing innocently. The girl, who was Zoe Fellms, was somehow kissing Remus, the guy with brown hair, wildly and the other 2 beside was staring ahead. The front guy with black hair was holding an Advanced Transfiguration book in his right hand.
"Sirius! How nice to see you. Did you miss me?" exclaimed JJ, flinging herself upon him.
"Hello my dear JJ. You wouldn't know how much I missed you during the holidays," Sirius said while kissing her.
"Hello there Lily. Is this book yours?" said the guy holding the book.
"Yes, James Potter. That book is mine. Can you return it to me?" hissed Lily.
"Oh! I'm surprised that know-it-all has to study Transfiguration. Maybe your transfiguration is bad. I can tutor you. Do you wanna?" asked James slyly.
"Yes, my transfiguration is a little bad. And NO! I do not need your tuition. Give me back my book!" Lily said raising her voice a little.
"Uh ah Lily. Say the magic word."
"Fat hope!"
"Such anger Lily. Try calming yourself down and boys will love you."
"I don't need to. It's my anger that made me well known in the 1st place. Now give me back my book before I hex you, James."
"Come lar! Let's duel!" James said, taking out his wand. He passed the book over to another guy with Jet-black hair on his right. "Sirius, hold this. I'm going to win this duel."
"I think not James. Lily sure is a mean hexer. Don't forget all those painful curses she threw us last year." Sirius said warningly, one hand holding on to JJ's waist and the other holding the book.
"I won't just relaxed," answered James. He turned back to face Lily both their wands ready.
"You first Lily. I don't want to be known as not being a gentleman."
"Fine. I'll take the chance! RICTUSEMPRA!" Lily said.
James started laughing while clutching his sides stopping the ticklishness in him. After a while, the spell subsided and James stood up on his feet again, his wand poised at Lily. "Get ready dear!"
"I am already ready."
"Good. Then, TARANTALLEGRA!" James smirked when he saw Lily dancing. 'Not bad. I didn't know she danced this well. Her long legs are so, well.lovely and ooooh! I wanna peek at her panties. Hey! What am I thinking? Lily beautiful? Ugh!' he thought.
"Finite Incantatum," James said, stopping the spell.
"My turn! FURNUNCULUS!" Lily laughed at the sight of James getting boils all over his body.
"EXPELLIARMUS!" shouted James at Lily when she was not looking.
Lily found herself being thrown back unto the side of the train. Her wand disappeared from her hand and she saw James catching it before she hit the ground. She started to feel a little woozy and soon enough, everything went black.
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"Lily, Lily, LILY!"
"What? What?" Lily said, slowly opening her eyes. She sat up and looked at her surroundings, trying to get the fog to clear up. After it did, she saw both Zoe and JJ staring intently at her in the eyes while the four boys were sitting opposite laughing about something.
"How long have I been unconscious?" Lily asked around.
"About an hour or so? I think the blow was quite hard. Does it hurt anywhere now?" Zoe said, scanning Lily.
"Damn this thing. I'm fine, thank you. I need to go get some fresh air. Excuse me for a while," Lily stood up groggily and walked out of the compartment, heading down to the woman with the trolley.
Remus noticed Lily heading out, and stood up saying, "I'll look at her." He then went after Lily.
"Hey, Lily! Wait up!" cried Remus, trying desperately to catch up with her.
"Leave me alone Remus!" Lily said over her shoulders, quickening her pace.
"I won't until you tell me what is wrong. Damn you are fast," said Remus finally catching up with her.
"What do you want? Your bloody friends not good enough for you?"
"Hey! Don't you insult my friends and can't I have a word with you?" asked Remus.
"Make it quick then. I don't have all day with you."
"Fine. Can you forgive James? I mean, really forgive him? I know he has hurt you some way or the other, he's just being a playful brat. He doesn't really mean it. So can you forgive him?"
"Why are you pleading on his behalf? He should be the one to do this. Not you. I know you're being a good friend, but sometimes he just have to get his principles right and respect others. I'll try to forgive him, if HE says sorry to me."
"Alright. So if James say sorry sincerely, you will forgive him?"
"I said I'd try."
"Oh good!"
"Now can I go buy my sweets?"
"Oh sure! I'll follow you," Remus said, smiling.
"Now I know why Zoe likes you so much," Lily thought, smiling in her head.
Lily walked down the corridor to the woman with Remus and bought a whole lot of sweets and snacks before returning to the car.
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"James, just say sorry to Lily and everything would be fine," said JJ.
"Yeah James, you should," agreed Sirius.
"No way! She was the one who wanted to duel. Well, she said she wanted to hex me!" cried out James.
"So? You pissed her off." JJ said, cuddling into Sirius' lap.
"But she also pissed me off! It's not fair!" James said, casting an eye over to Sirius that says help-me-from-your-girl.
Sirius caught the eye and said, "Sorry James, I stand on her side. Peter too right?"
"Yar. I stand on the side which is right and Lily's side is the right one," Peter said timidly.
"Sorry James, it's 3 to 1. Surrender," Sirius said, chuckling away while snuggling down to the body heat JJ was giving to him.
"Cosmic twits! Everyone of you," muttered James darkly, under his breath. "Fine, I surrender. But how do I find her? She went out already."
"Remus went after her to console her. She will be back and you better say sorry instead of picking up another fight," Zoe said to James.
Peter turned his head towards the door and saw both Lily and Remus walking through the door with armful of sweets. "Ooooh. speak of the devil, here they come. With sweets too!"
Lily and Remus dropped all the sweets onto an empty space and sat down.
"Everyone with the exception of James, you may eat the sweets," Lily said looking deadly into her enemy's eyes.
James glared at Lily until Remus nudged him so hard that he practically jumped off his seat and found himself staring at Lily.
He looked at Lily in the eyes and said softly, "I'm sorry Lily. I shouldn't have teased you just now. But that doesn't mean that I will not tease you in the future."
"I know that James," Lily replied, "It is also partly my fault, well my temper. So I'm sorry too. But that also doesn't mean that I'm going to stop detesting you."
"I know, I know!" James said.
"Okay, so now everything is alright, what should we do?" Sirius exclaimed.
"FEAST!" Everyone shouted, grabbing the whole load of piled up sweets and stuffing them into their mouths.
Everyone in that compartment was cracking jokes, sending all into peals of laughter. They all laughed until the train stopped. Everyone stood up and carried their trunks out of the train. They then climbed into one of the waiting horse carriages and set off to their home, Hogwarts.
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Hey! This is my 1st time writing a fan fiction. Hope it isn't to dull or hard to understand. Everyone, please Read and Review my work. I will accept any review, even criticism. Haha.Okay. ^_^!