Ill bet you.............chapter 4

By: Waterfay

Disclaimer:I dont own any of the characters here.

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Hiei sat in a chair as Kuwabara looked through his closet. Yusuke looked out the window waiting impatiently for koenma to show up. A few hours ago Yusuke got incontact with the spirit world and managed to tell Koenma the jist of what was going on. Koenma, confused and a bit worried for everyones sanity, said he would come to the living world and deal with whatever was going on.

The door bell rang and Yusuke got up and glanced through the hole. One adult sized Koenma stood there with a pacifier in his mouth. "Yo..."

"What took you so long?!" shouted Yusuke.

"I had to make sure i was presentable to the mortal worl-"

"WHO CARES ! THIS IS A LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION! BOTON AND KEIKO AND YUKINA HAVE LOST THERE MINDS AND THEY KILLED KURAMA JUST FOR PEEPING!" Hiei screamed as loud as he could.

Koenma rubbed his ear in hopes to regain his hearing and then calmly turned and walked back to the door.

"..............come on." He said after a few seconds. "Im going to show you that your all crazy......either that or you dumbasses drink too much."

"yeah thats it......hey we're alot brighter than you think!" said Kuwabara as he walked out of the bathroom. He then successfuly tripped on the rug and Koenma burst into laughter.

The four handsome bishonen walked out of the building and towards the area where kieko lived. It didn't take long till the boys were standing outside of her house. Koenma looked at the other three befor advanxing towards the door.

"Now. Im gonna show you all how stupid you are."

"You wanna bet! THEY KILLED KURAMA-"

Yusuke covered the fire demons mouth and looked fearfully and the house surrounded with pretty flowers. Nothing changed.

"Fine...............I bet each of you five bucks that im right. If im wrong Ill give each of you a lording position in spirit world.

Hiei instantly stopped his babbleing and grabbed Koenmas arm. Dragging the taller guy over to the house.

..........................meanwhile.................

"Damit...what the hell is his problem? I cant believe this." Mumbled Boton as she looked at the unconcious Kurama on the floor.

He had been helping clean up the dye mess when he fell asleep again. She was making mental notes to have him tested for narcalepsy. the dye was soaking into his shirt at this time and she shrugged.

"At least it isnt soaking into the carpet......I better check on Keiko and Yukina." she walked down stairs.

....................back to the boys..............

Hiei and Koenma climbed up into the tree and gazedd through the window. Koenmas eyes bugged as he saw the red head lyeing face down in a puddle of blood. His blood ran cold and he felt the fire demon let go of his arm. Hiei fainted and tumbled to the ground as Kuwabara caught him. "Close one.."he mumbled

Koenma and Yusuke glanced at each other and then shook thier heads at the fire demon. They watched as Hiei opoened his eyes and looked at koenma. He gave a self satisfied smirk and got up to do a little victory dance.

"Im rich! I'm rich ....... damn i feel GOOD!" Koenma sighed.

"I guess i'll have to get to headquarters and get you your lordship titles..........I never thoiught.................well this is going on there perminant records.

Just as they were turning to leave, the frount door to Keikos home opened and out walked Kurama with a box of cd's. Boton, and Keiko waved good bye to the red head as he left.

Kurama walked up to the four guys smiling cheerfuly. "Well hi guys."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"screamed hiei as he lashed out at Kurama.

"Well im glad alls well." Koenma vanished and the guys got Kurama to fill them in on what happened. They all felt kinda foolish and decided to go drink themselves silly.

Kurama thought about the girls and then became puzzled.

"I wonder where Yukina got off to." Shrugging he downed arbor mist and Puu shuffled the cards.

..........................................at Keiko's......................................

"all they have to do is drink one of those beers or arbor mists Yukina left at Kuwabaras.............and they will be gone for good ^_^ i surprise my self." said Boton as she and the two girls burst in to fits of evil laughter.

I know its short but I ran out of ideas.