Disclaimer~ Wahhhhhhhhhh! *Sniffle* none of the Artemis Fowl Characters
(Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Trouble, Butler, Juliet, Root, etc.) are mine, no
matter how much I wish they were! The only things that are mine are the
plots and the restaurants! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Sob*
Authoress Note~ Okay, this is my first fanfic ever, so please be nice, okay, erase that! Please review! Just review, I need all suggestions possible! Also, I wanted 2 let you all know that this takes place about 4 months after the Eternity Code, and Artemis just turned 14 about a month ago! Are you all excited about the movie? I am dying to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, well, on with the story. (The first chapter is short, I know, but bear with me here, they'll get longer) I am a Mary-Sue Hater! I hate Mary- Sues!!!!!!!!
Artemis Fowl: Surprise Attack ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___Fowl Manor___
Artemis sat up in his bed and groaned, it was already 9:30, and he had to be in Limerick by 11:00. Uggh. He thought, the meeting was with a Mo Diegence, the man said that he was an old friend of the family's, yet Artemis had since forgotten how they knew each other. They were meeting at a close by restaurant called Aurum. Well, may as well get up and ready!
Of course eating outside in a Limerick hot day was not on Artemis' list of things that pleased Artemis, but Mr. Diegence had said that this meeting was crucial, and that Artemis would be thankful for coming. Of course, Artemis had already had Butler stake out the location, because for some reason, though he could not put his finger on why, he felt compelled to make sure that this was safe for both himself, and for no apparent reason, Butler, too.
So, Artemis now sat in the back seat of the Bentley, dead silent. Questions were bouncing off the walls of his *enormous* mind. Why whenever Mr. Diegence was mentioned did Artemis flash on a very short, hairy man, and a pretty, also short woman with cropped, red hair? What was so important that it could not simply be e-mailed to him? And what exactly was his connection with Mr. Diegence? A warm, and thankfully familiar voice interrupted his thoughts, " We're here Master Artemis." To this came Artemis' reply, " Alright then, we'd better get this over with." But, in truth, Artemis was dying to meet this 'old friend' of his, and every bone in his body shook with anticipation.
Once inside Artemis and Butler were seated at a table with nice views of the many types of grassland in front of them
"Cough," Mr. Mo Diegence faked a cough to grab their attention. Quite frankly, Diegence looked exactly as Artemis had thought him to look, except without the radiant girl.
"Hey, Arty, mah main man! Long time no see, eh? Remember me?" Diegence said in such a fond way that it disgusted Artemis.
"Your tone implies that you know and are fond of me, yet do you care to enlighten me as to whom you might be, as I know this is a tad inquisitive, this is crucial information." Artemis dryly stated.
"This may sound a bit cliché, but I see your still sharp as a tack, and stubborn as a bull." Mo said, obviously proud of his sarcasm.
"Would you care to tell me what was so urgent?" Artemis asked, oblivious to the fact that there were tons of memories popping in his head, like popcorn, but he couldn't quite grasp them.
"C'mon Fowl, don't play dumb, you remember me, don'cha? And you, Butler, surely you remember something!" Mo said, " Okay, I can see that ya don't, but ya will in a second."
Mr. Diegence rummaged through his pockets and finally pulled out what looked like a tiny disc, it was plated gold, and looked unusually like the ones Artemis used on his own laptop
"See this, put it in your computer. "Don't you remember anything? Me? Jon Spiro? Holly? At least remember Holly!" Mo was now screaming.
Artemis slid the disc into his hard drive and gawked at the screen, for there was a full account of the years stripped carelessly away from him. Artemis grinned.
"Good to have ya back, Fowl" Mo said smugly.
Good to be back, Mulch, may I call you that, Mulch?" Artemis asked, with an emphasis on Mulch.
It was Mulch's turn to grin.
Authoress Note~ Okay, this is my first fanfic ever, so please be nice, okay, erase that! Please review! Just review, I need all suggestions possible! Also, I wanted 2 let you all know that this takes place about 4 months after the Eternity Code, and Artemis just turned 14 about a month ago! Are you all excited about the movie? I am dying to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, well, on with the story. (The first chapter is short, I know, but bear with me here, they'll get longer) I am a Mary-Sue Hater! I hate Mary- Sues!!!!!!!!
Artemis Fowl: Surprise Attack ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___Fowl Manor___
Artemis sat up in his bed and groaned, it was already 9:30, and he had to be in Limerick by 11:00. Uggh. He thought, the meeting was with a Mo Diegence, the man said that he was an old friend of the family's, yet Artemis had since forgotten how they knew each other. They were meeting at a close by restaurant called Aurum. Well, may as well get up and ready!
Of course eating outside in a Limerick hot day was not on Artemis' list of things that pleased Artemis, but Mr. Diegence had said that this meeting was crucial, and that Artemis would be thankful for coming. Of course, Artemis had already had Butler stake out the location, because for some reason, though he could not put his finger on why, he felt compelled to make sure that this was safe for both himself, and for no apparent reason, Butler, too.
So, Artemis now sat in the back seat of the Bentley, dead silent. Questions were bouncing off the walls of his *enormous* mind. Why whenever Mr. Diegence was mentioned did Artemis flash on a very short, hairy man, and a pretty, also short woman with cropped, red hair? What was so important that it could not simply be e-mailed to him? And what exactly was his connection with Mr. Diegence? A warm, and thankfully familiar voice interrupted his thoughts, " We're here Master Artemis." To this came Artemis' reply, " Alright then, we'd better get this over with." But, in truth, Artemis was dying to meet this 'old friend' of his, and every bone in his body shook with anticipation.
Once inside Artemis and Butler were seated at a table with nice views of the many types of grassland in front of them
"Cough," Mr. Mo Diegence faked a cough to grab their attention. Quite frankly, Diegence looked exactly as Artemis had thought him to look, except without the radiant girl.
"Hey, Arty, mah main man! Long time no see, eh? Remember me?" Diegence said in such a fond way that it disgusted Artemis.
"Your tone implies that you know and are fond of me, yet do you care to enlighten me as to whom you might be, as I know this is a tad inquisitive, this is crucial information." Artemis dryly stated.
"This may sound a bit cliché, but I see your still sharp as a tack, and stubborn as a bull." Mo said, obviously proud of his sarcasm.
"Would you care to tell me what was so urgent?" Artemis asked, oblivious to the fact that there were tons of memories popping in his head, like popcorn, but he couldn't quite grasp them.
"C'mon Fowl, don't play dumb, you remember me, don'cha? And you, Butler, surely you remember something!" Mo said, " Okay, I can see that ya don't, but ya will in a second."
Mr. Diegence rummaged through his pockets and finally pulled out what looked like a tiny disc, it was plated gold, and looked unusually like the ones Artemis used on his own laptop
"See this, put it in your computer. "Don't you remember anything? Me? Jon Spiro? Holly? At least remember Holly!" Mo was now screaming.
Artemis slid the disc into his hard drive and gawked at the screen, for there was a full account of the years stripped carelessly away from him. Artemis grinned.
"Good to have ya back, Fowl" Mo said smugly.
Good to be back, Mulch, may I call you that, Mulch?" Artemis asked, with an emphasis on Mulch.
It was Mulch's turn to grin.