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2. It's hard to find good help these days!
(We now see Jessica, Erica, Mary-Sue [ugh], and a few other girls; Stephanie, Amy, Tara, Amanda, Meg, Sarah, and Rose all talking about the judges.)
Jessica: **Pondering** for some reason I think I've seen these judges somewhere before.
Erica: **Also pondering** me too, but where?
Both: **Light bulb goes off** Oh my God! It's Erik, Christine, the fop, Sherlock, and Watson! Oh my God!
Rest of them: Who?
Both: The people from "The Phantom of the Opera" and "Sherlock Holmes," they're really here!
Mary-Sue: That's amazing and all, but who's the one that sat next to the fat guy and giggled? **Sighs**
Both: **Grinding teeth** Raoul! Err!
Jessica: **Ready to attack** he's a fop! F-O-P! Foppish, fopping, fop!
Erica: **Holding her back** Calm down Jess, people are entitled to their own opinions.
Jessica: Not if they're good one's about Raoul!
Erica: **Shrugs** Good point.
Amy: Raoul seemed kind of sweet. **Giggles**
Erica and Jessica: **turning red in fury**
Meg: I see no reason why should care about the judges, after all don't we all just want to win?
All except Meg: DUH!
Meg: Don't be so touchy my God!
Stephanie: I for one like Watson! I saw him write telletubbies on a piece of paper! **Smiles stupidly**
Jessica: Do you people know nothing about good literature? **Groans at almost everyone's stupidity aside from Erica, who is not stupid**
All except Erica and Jessica: We know nothing. **Giggling and stupid rambling about how "cute" Raoul is**
Jessica: I need to escape, want to go to the bar with me, I can't drink but maybe the judges are there. **Smiles**
Erica: Of course I want to come, Erik might be there. **Eyes glaze over with happiness**
(They rush down to the bar and there Erik, Sherlock, Watson, and the Fop are chatting)
Erik: Can you believe they're making us do this? **Sips expensive French wine**
Holmes: I dare say most of these girls are feeble-minded dunderheads.
Watson: **Drunken slur** I don't know, it's all in good **burps** fun!
Raoul: Some of these girls are hot!
Erik: I'm going to tell Christine on you! **Laughing childishly**
(Erica and Jessica sneak up on them.)
Erica: Oh my God! I can't believe it's you!
Jessica: You guys are amazing!
Raoul: I know I a-
Jessica: **Interrupts** not you, Erik and Sherlock are amazing.
Erik: Well thank you.
Sherlock: I know I'm amazing; it's just that it takes others less time to notice it than it takes myself, if I'm not mistaken this is Jessica Gargonzola and Erica Lenedra.
Both: **Nod heads in agreement**
Watson: Why aren't Raoul or I amazing?
Erica: Because you watch the telletubbies and worship the gay one, tinky- winky.
Raoul and Watson: **Covering ears** He's not gay! That's just a rumor! **Sips diet soda**
Everyone else: **rolls eyes and slaps them**
Watson: I dare say what was that for?
Raoul: What he said.
Sherlock: Because you are both.
Erik: **finishes the sentence** fops.
Erica and Jessica: Precisely.
Raoul: Hey, where's the girl who wears white shirts near bright lights?
Erica and Jessica: **confused look**
Raoul: That Mary-Sue girl, where is she?
Jessica: Ah! Must there always be more than one idiot anywhere at the same time? I might go out of my mind.
Watson: You cannot "go out of your mind," but your mind can escape you.
Jessica: **clenching fists into punching position** It's a figure of speech! **Punches Watson**
Sherlock: **Laughing** Good show Miss Gargonzola.
Erik: **Laughing** Yes, but can one of you hit Raoul now?
Erica: It would be my pleasure! **Takes off shoe and bats him over the head**
Raoul: **Picks up shoe and puts it on** Hey, did you know we wear the same size shoe?
Erica: **Grabs the shoe from him** Give me that you fop!
Erik and Sherlock: **rolling on the floor laughing**
Raoul: **To Watson** Do you wanna go play with my teletubbie dolls?
Watson: **Excitedly** Of course! It'll be a jolly good time!
Sherlock: It's so hard to find good help these days.
2. It's hard to find good help these days!
(We now see Jessica, Erica, Mary-Sue [ugh], and a few other girls; Stephanie, Amy, Tara, Amanda, Meg, Sarah, and Rose all talking about the judges.)
Jessica: **Pondering** for some reason I think I've seen these judges somewhere before.
Erica: **Also pondering** me too, but where?
Both: **Light bulb goes off** Oh my God! It's Erik, Christine, the fop, Sherlock, and Watson! Oh my God!
Rest of them: Who?
Both: The people from "The Phantom of the Opera" and "Sherlock Holmes," they're really here!
Mary-Sue: That's amazing and all, but who's the one that sat next to the fat guy and giggled? **Sighs**
Both: **Grinding teeth** Raoul! Err!
Jessica: **Ready to attack** he's a fop! F-O-P! Foppish, fopping, fop!
Erica: **Holding her back** Calm down Jess, people are entitled to their own opinions.
Jessica: Not if they're good one's about Raoul!
Erica: **Shrugs** Good point.
Amy: Raoul seemed kind of sweet. **Giggles**
Erica and Jessica: **turning red in fury**
Meg: I see no reason why should care about the judges, after all don't we all just want to win?
All except Meg: DUH!
Meg: Don't be so touchy my God!
Stephanie: I for one like Watson! I saw him write telletubbies on a piece of paper! **Smiles stupidly**
Jessica: Do you people know nothing about good literature? **Groans at almost everyone's stupidity aside from Erica, who is not stupid**
All except Erica and Jessica: We know nothing. **Giggling and stupid rambling about how "cute" Raoul is**
Jessica: I need to escape, want to go to the bar with me, I can't drink but maybe the judges are there. **Smiles**
Erica: Of course I want to come, Erik might be there. **Eyes glaze over with happiness**
(They rush down to the bar and there Erik, Sherlock, Watson, and the Fop are chatting)
Erik: Can you believe they're making us do this? **Sips expensive French wine**
Holmes: I dare say most of these girls are feeble-minded dunderheads.
Watson: **Drunken slur** I don't know, it's all in good **burps** fun!
Raoul: Some of these girls are hot!
Erik: I'm going to tell Christine on you! **Laughing childishly**
(Erica and Jessica sneak up on them.)
Erica: Oh my God! I can't believe it's you!
Jessica: You guys are amazing!
Raoul: I know I a-
Jessica: **Interrupts** not you, Erik and Sherlock are amazing.
Erik: Well thank you.
Sherlock: I know I'm amazing; it's just that it takes others less time to notice it than it takes myself, if I'm not mistaken this is Jessica Gargonzola and Erica Lenedra.
Both: **Nod heads in agreement**
Watson: Why aren't Raoul or I amazing?
Erica: Because you watch the telletubbies and worship the gay one, tinky- winky.
Raoul and Watson: **Covering ears** He's not gay! That's just a rumor! **Sips diet soda**
Everyone else: **rolls eyes and slaps them**
Watson: I dare say what was that for?
Raoul: What he said.
Sherlock: Because you are both.
Erik: **finishes the sentence** fops.
Erica and Jessica: Precisely.
Raoul: Hey, where's the girl who wears white shirts near bright lights?
Erica and Jessica: **confused look**
Raoul: That Mary-Sue girl, where is she?
Jessica: Ah! Must there always be more than one idiot anywhere at the same time? I might go out of my mind.
Watson: You cannot "go out of your mind," but your mind can escape you.
Jessica: **clenching fists into punching position** It's a figure of speech! **Punches Watson**
Sherlock: **Laughing** Good show Miss Gargonzola.
Erik: **Laughing** Yes, but can one of you hit Raoul now?
Erica: It would be my pleasure! **Takes off shoe and bats him over the head**
Raoul: **Picks up shoe and puts it on** Hey, did you know we wear the same size shoe?
Erica: **Grabs the shoe from him** Give me that you fop!
Erik and Sherlock: **rolling on the floor laughing**
Raoul: **To Watson** Do you wanna go play with my teletubbie dolls?
Watson: **Excitedly** Of course! It'll be a jolly good time!
Sherlock: It's so hard to find good help these days.