Disclaimer~ Boo hoo! Wahhhhh! No, I do not own Artemis Fowl or any related characters wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! I'm *sniff* going to *sob* cry now *goes to corner and sulks*.

Authoress Note~ Sorry, again, this may be a tad short, but plz bear with me! Artemis will not be in this chappie much, but the fairies will be, plz R&R. OMG Jenni, and Kelaal, you guys are too sweet! Yahoo! Yippee! Thank you so much for your reviews, I hope you will read this chappie!

Jenni~ Well, I've updated, so I hope you like it (I hope it meets your expectations). And it was so way sweet of you to add this to your favorite stories list, I'm flattered! Hee hee hee!

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Can't wait to hear both of your opinions! ;)

Artemis Fowl: Surprise Attack Chapter 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

___LEPrecon HQ___

"Commander, Holly, I really think that you should come see this," Foaly said in a hurried fashion, " Fowl sent a message through the contact lens view, here, take a look."

An image of Artemis Fowl appeared on the screen he said, distain dripping from every word," Hello, fairies, I see Foaly's little mind wiper did not affect the great mind of Artemis Fowl the Second. Be warned, fairies, for I counted you worthy to be my allies, but you have deceived me, so bewars, because I will strike when you least expect it." Artemis said slowly, and calmly his cool gaze blazing on the high projection plasma screen.

"Argon, Cumulus, GET IN HERE!!!!!!!" Root's voice roared all the way down the hall and into their offices.

The behavioral specialist and the psychologist slowly crept down to the Commander's office, they were so quiet you could've heard a pin drop a mile away. Because, when Root used that voice, it usually meant something very, very bad was going on.

"Yes, Commander Julius, sir?" Argon and Cumulus asked in pitiful weakness.

"YOU PSYCHOS!" Root boomed," It was your d'arviting (is that right?) idea to mind wipe Artemis in the first place, and guess what? DING DING! You won the prize! You just put yourselves, and the whole LEPrecon force for that matter, in danger. And wanna go for the double whammy? Huh? DON'T EVER CALL ME JULIUS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Argon was the first to speak, "you see, sir, it really wasn't our-" but was cut off by Root's bellowing," fault? It wasn't your- fault, How would you figure that?" The commander yelled, inventing a brand new shade of purple.

Root sighed, that was never good," Sorry, boys, go pack up your offices, your fired."

What? You can't fire us, we're the best, and only, in the business!" The two some said in unison.

Root eyed them both, then repeated," I'm sorry boys."

Argon and Cumulus then went to go clean out their offices.

Hmm. thought Holly, I guess I'm kind of glad that he's back, but he had gone back to his old self, before the Arctic, greedy, selfish, ruthless, as many people had thought that he would. Well, It was time to close up Headquarters, but before they left, Holly decided to try to reason with Root.

"Isn't it possible that he sent it before the mind wipe, and that we may just be receiving it now?" Holly asked, all instincts leaving her, she was hoping that her little Arty would never threaten the fairies in his right state of mind.

"Possible, Holly, but I'm not going to take any chances, that's why you have to go check up on him." Root said matter-of-factly, and pointing a stern finger at Holly.

"Ooh!" Holly moaned, then snorted, "Ah, fine!" Holly faked a half protest, in truth, though, she was looking forward to seeing the mud man again.

"Should I take any weapons?" Holly asked abruptly, now turning her gaze to Foaly.

Foaly nodded, and said," Nutrino 2000, standard issue and nuclear battery, iris cam, hazel, of course, sealed acorn which still hasn't been approved by the council, and this tracking device, you find him, we find you."

In about 30 minutes Holly was leaving Tara, and headed for Fowl Manor. Holly (once at the Manor) slid through the huge iron gates and flew up to the massive, dark oak, Victorian door. As she had expected, it opened without a sound.

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Sorry, this was a little short, please review! I promise, I will update shortly. Again, thanks to Jenni and Kelaal!