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Jessica: Where is Christine anyway?
Raoul: She said something about going to meet some of the girls. **Still imaging Mary-Sue**
Erica: We have to save them from the escaped primma Donna!
Erik: **Matter-of-fact tone** Actually, Carlotta is the primma Donna, not Christine. **Sips wine**
Jessica: Whatever, but we need to go.
(Jessica and Erica run down the hall to their room and find Christine with the other girls playing truth or dare.)
Sarah: Christine, truth or dare.
Christine: Dare.
Sarah: I dare you to call one of the other judges and make sexual noises to them but don't tell them whom you are.
Christine: **Dials the bar and gets the bartender and in her sexiest voice** can I talk to Raoul de Changy?
Bartender: Okay **Hands the phone to Raoul**
Raoul: Hi! Who is it!
Christine: **Various sexual noises then hangs up**
(All the girls are giggling except Erica and Jessica who are looking on in complete and utter disgust)
Erica: **Turns green** was that call to the **hesitates** fop?
Christine: Why yes it was.
Jessica: I think I'm gonna be sick **runs to the bathroom and everyone hears throw-up noises and comes back out refreshed**
Christine: Would you like to join our game?
Erica and Jessica: **Shrug shoulders** Sure.
Christine: Erica, truth or dare?
Erica: **Nervously** Truth.
Christine: Is it true you suck your toes?
Erica: **Confused** what kind of question is that? You haven't even known me long enough to even try and think I suck my toes. Where did you get that idea?
Christine: You just seem like the kind of person who would suck their toes.
Erica: You have been hanging out with the fop for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
Erica: So no I do not suck my toes. any way, Jessica, truth or dare.
Jessica: **Nervously** Me?! Why me?!
Erica: **Evil Grin** No reason.
Jessica: Fine, dare.
Erica: I dare you to go up to Erik and steal the Punjab lasso then attempt to strangle the fop with it.
Jessica: My pleasure, want to come watch? **Starts for the door**
Erica: In one minute, let me get the popcorn **Pulls out bag of pre-made popcorn** I'm ready now.
(They go downstairs and sneak up on the Sherlock and Erik yet again. Raoul and Watson are on the floor playing with teletubbie toys.)
Jessica: **Cunningly takes lasso from over Erik's shoulder and swiftly goes behind Raoul and starts to choke him** Ha, ha, ha! Die fop! **Enjoying the dare way too much**
Erik: I want my lasso back the instance he's dead!
Raoul: I-can't-breath! Help me!
Watson: Holmes, what should we do?
Sherlock: Absolutely nothing. **Erik and him place bets that Raoul will turn blue and faint**
Raoul: **Turns blue and faints**
Erik: You owe me $100 smart boy.
Sherlock: **Curses and hands him the money** Here.
Watson: Is he dead? **Crying hysterically**
Sherlock: No dear fellow, only unconscious he'll be back to "normal" in about two to three hours.
Watson: **Stops crying** Okay. **Pockets telletubbies**
Jessica: **Hands back the lasso and smiles sweetly** Here's your lasso.
Erik: Why in the name of God did you take my lasso **Comfortingly stroking lasso**
Jessica: Christine figured it would be fun to play truth or dare and it was my dare to come down here and steal your lasso to strangle Raoul **Shoots glare at Erica**
Erica: **Smiles and laughs nervously** Um. we gotta go back!
(Jessica and Erica run to the room laughing and chatting along the way. When they get there Christine left and they're alone in their hotel room. They turn off the lights and go to sleep.)
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Jessica: Where is Christine anyway?
Raoul: She said something about going to meet some of the girls. **Still imaging Mary-Sue**
Erica: We have to save them from the escaped primma Donna!
Erik: **Matter-of-fact tone** Actually, Carlotta is the primma Donna, not Christine. **Sips wine**
Jessica: Whatever, but we need to go.
(Jessica and Erica run down the hall to their room and find Christine with the other girls playing truth or dare.)
Sarah: Christine, truth or dare.
Christine: Dare.
Sarah: I dare you to call one of the other judges and make sexual noises to them but don't tell them whom you are.
Christine: **Dials the bar and gets the bartender and in her sexiest voice** can I talk to Raoul de Changy?
Bartender: Okay **Hands the phone to Raoul**
Raoul: Hi! Who is it!
Christine: **Various sexual noises then hangs up**
(All the girls are giggling except Erica and Jessica who are looking on in complete and utter disgust)
Erica: **Turns green** was that call to the **hesitates** fop?
Christine: Why yes it was.
Jessica: I think I'm gonna be sick **runs to the bathroom and everyone hears throw-up noises and comes back out refreshed**
Christine: Would you like to join our game?
Erica and Jessica: **Shrug shoulders** Sure.
Christine: Erica, truth or dare?
Erica: **Nervously** Truth.
Christine: Is it true you suck your toes?
Erica: **Confused** what kind of question is that? You haven't even known me long enough to even try and think I suck my toes. Where did you get that idea?
Christine: You just seem like the kind of person who would suck their toes.
Erica: You have been hanging out with the fop for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
Erica: So no I do not suck my toes. any way, Jessica, truth or dare.
Jessica: **Nervously** Me?! Why me?!
Erica: **Evil Grin** No reason.
Jessica: Fine, dare.
Erica: I dare you to go up to Erik and steal the Punjab lasso then attempt to strangle the fop with it.
Jessica: My pleasure, want to come watch? **Starts for the door**
Erica: In one minute, let me get the popcorn **Pulls out bag of pre-made popcorn** I'm ready now.
(They go downstairs and sneak up on the Sherlock and Erik yet again. Raoul and Watson are on the floor playing with teletubbie toys.)
Jessica: **Cunningly takes lasso from over Erik's shoulder and swiftly goes behind Raoul and starts to choke him** Ha, ha, ha! Die fop! **Enjoying the dare way too much**
Erik: I want my lasso back the instance he's dead!
Raoul: I-can't-breath! Help me!
Watson: Holmes, what should we do?
Sherlock: Absolutely nothing. **Erik and him place bets that Raoul will turn blue and faint**
Raoul: **Turns blue and faints**
Erik: You owe me $100 smart boy.
Sherlock: **Curses and hands him the money** Here.
Watson: Is he dead? **Crying hysterically**
Sherlock: No dear fellow, only unconscious he'll be back to "normal" in about two to three hours.
Watson: **Stops crying** Okay. **Pockets telletubbies**
Jessica: **Hands back the lasso and smiles sweetly** Here's your lasso.
Erik: Why in the name of God did you take my lasso **Comfortingly stroking lasso**
Jessica: Christine figured it would be fun to play truth or dare and it was my dare to come down here and steal your lasso to strangle Raoul **Shoots glare at Erica**
Erica: **Smiles and laughs nervously** Um. we gotta go back!
(Jessica and Erica run to the room laughing and chatting along the way. When they get there Christine left and they're alone in their hotel room. They turn off the lights and go to sleep.)
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