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4.Practically Talent-less Talent-show
Pageant Lady: This is the talent portion of the competition.
Erik: Wonderful, that means we will have to watch all of them again.
Sherlock: Are any of them good at anything they do?
Pageant Lady: Probably not, but oh well.
All: **Groan**
(The talent part starts; Mary-Sue comes out in a white bathing suit dragging a kiddy pool.)
Mary-Sue: I can float! **Climbs into the pool and sinks**
Raoul: **Claps**
Everyone else besides Raoul: **Boos her off the stage**
Raoul: **Whispering to them** why did you boo her off? She was amazing!
Everyone: **slaps their forehead with their palms**
(A few more girls come up and then Jessica comes on stage with Erik's costume and her violin.)
Jessica: For my talent I will be performing "The Music of the Night" from Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera." (Plays the song flawlessly and is given a standing ovation.)
Raoul: **Confused** How come there were two Eriks?
Erik: Shut up you fop, that was one of the girls who wants to be like me. **Sighs thinking of all the hero worship**
(Many more girls come up and then Erica comes on stage)
Erica: For my talent I will be singing "The Jewel Song" from Faust. (Sings it impeccably and is given a standing ovation by everyone but Raoul who had put on his ear phones and was listening to the Barney CD)
Sherlock: **Cuffs him on the back of the head** did you just miss that stunning aria to listen to that dribble?
Raoul: **Blinks** what's an aria?
Sherlock: **Gets ready to punch him**
Erik: **Holds Sherlock's arm back and sympathetically says** It's not worth losing strength over a lost hope.
Christine: **Sticking up for him** He is not a lost hope! **Hesitates** I love him.
Erik: **Rolls eyes** Oh please you're just trying to make me jealous again.
Watson: Can Raoul and I go play twister?
Sherlock: Not until the competition ends.
Erik: Yes, not until the competition has ended.
(Many bad acts later the competition ends)
Christine: You can all choose the winner, I just want to play twister.
Erik: I think Jessica should win, then Erica, and then no one else because they were all dreadful. And I will never listen to Carmen the same way again. **Shudders at the thought of hearing Stephanie singing it again**
Sherlock: I completely agree.
4.Practically Talent-less Talent-show
Pageant Lady: This is the talent portion of the competition.
Erik: Wonderful, that means we will have to watch all of them again.
Sherlock: Are any of them good at anything they do?
Pageant Lady: Probably not, but oh well.
All: **Groan**
(The talent part starts; Mary-Sue comes out in a white bathing suit dragging a kiddy pool.)
Mary-Sue: I can float! **Climbs into the pool and sinks**
Raoul: **Claps**
Everyone else besides Raoul: **Boos her off the stage**
Raoul: **Whispering to them** why did you boo her off? She was amazing!
Everyone: **slaps their forehead with their palms**
(A few more girls come up and then Jessica comes on stage with Erik's costume and her violin.)
Jessica: For my talent I will be performing "The Music of the Night" from Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera." (Plays the song flawlessly and is given a standing ovation.)
Raoul: **Confused** How come there were two Eriks?
Erik: Shut up you fop, that was one of the girls who wants to be like me. **Sighs thinking of all the hero worship**
(Many more girls come up and then Erica comes on stage)
Erica: For my talent I will be singing "The Jewel Song" from Faust. (Sings it impeccably and is given a standing ovation by everyone but Raoul who had put on his ear phones and was listening to the Barney CD)
Sherlock: **Cuffs him on the back of the head** did you just miss that stunning aria to listen to that dribble?
Raoul: **Blinks** what's an aria?
Sherlock: **Gets ready to punch him**
Erik: **Holds Sherlock's arm back and sympathetically says** It's not worth losing strength over a lost hope.
Christine: **Sticking up for him** He is not a lost hope! **Hesitates** I love him.
Erik: **Rolls eyes** Oh please you're just trying to make me jealous again.
Watson: Can Raoul and I go play twister?
Sherlock: Not until the competition ends.
Erik: Yes, not until the competition has ended.
(Many bad acts later the competition ends)
Christine: You can all choose the winner, I just want to play twister.
Erik: I think Jessica should win, then Erica, and then no one else because they were all dreadful. And I will never listen to Carmen the same way again. **Shudders at the thought of hearing Stephanie singing it again**
Sherlock: I completely agree.