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How much more can we handle?
(It's seven o'clock at night and everyone is in their spots for the eveningwear competition. Erik, Christine, and Sherlock are in their best clothes while Watson and Raoul have on their tinky-winky fan club shirts and short shorts [shuddering and wincing at the thought.])
Announcer: Contestant number one is Mary-Sue Lovelocks. She is aspiring to be a rodeo clown. **Mary-Sue comes out in a mini skirt and a halter top, but under the skirt is what seems to be a tutu so it makes the skirt puffy**
Sherlock: **Whispering to Erik** She looks like a rodeo clown.
Erik: **Snickering** I know she does. But at least we know she will not win.
(Contestant after contestant goes until Jessica)
Announcer: Contestant number next is Jessica Gargonzola. She is a grad student studying forensic science. **Jessie walks out gracefully with a powder blue gown on. It is fitted and sparkly on top and the bottom is puffy and big fitted with tooling**
Sherlock and Erik: **Jaws drop and write down good scores**
Christine: **Impressed with gown and gives good score**
Raoul and Watson: **compete to find out who knows more about tinky-winky**
(Some girls in hideous dresses come out)
Announcer: Erica Lenedra is contestant number next. She is aspiring to be an opera or operetta singer. **Erica comes out in a white gown with sequins and lots of shiny things on top. The bottom is full and pretty**
Sherlock and Erik: **Jaws drop with good scores**
Christine: **Gives her the same score as Jessica**
Raoul and Watson: **Continue to argue over who knows more about tinky- winky**
(The competition ends and it is time for the judges to take all of the girls out to dinner to test their poise, attitude, and manners. Jess and Erica get to sit near Erik and Sherlock while all the other girls sit at other tables)
Raoul: **Looking over the menu** what are all these fancy words?
Erik: **Giving him and evil stare** you of all people should know, it's in French.
Sherlock: A fine menu indeed. **Glancing over it**
Raoul: **Hitting the table with his utensils** I want pizza! I want pizza!
Watson: **Copies Raoul**
Christine: **Sweetly** Raoul dear, you can't have pizza tonight. You have to have something fancy.
Raoul: **Sniffling** I want fancy pizza.
Christine: **Comfortingly** you can have crepes, okay?
Raoul: **Crossing his arms and has a pouting face** Fine.
(From the other tables you hear various bathroom noises and obscene words)
Jessica: **Smiling trying to be a suck up** They should be ashamed of themselves. **Elbows Erica to do they same**
Erica: **Catches on in a few seconds** Oh yes! I concur.
Sherlock: **Being oblivious for the first time ever (Except that whole Irene thing, but we'll forget about that)** you two have impeccable manners. What are you going to order?
Jessica and Erica: **Look at each other in confusion** Uh . . .
Erik: Don't worry you two, I'll order for you.
Jessica: I'm a vegetarian who eats chicken so keep that in mind.
Erik: **Looks up from the menu confused** How can you be a vegetarian and still eat chicken?
Jessica: **Matter-of-fact voice** I have a problem with chickens so I eat them.
All: **Blink**
Waiter: **Comes over** what would be your pleasure?
Raoul: **Starts to cry again** Pizza!
Waiter: I am sorry sir but we do not serve pizza.
Christine: He'll just have some strawberry crepes thank you. With a glass of milk please.
Watson: **Smiling stupidly** I want crepes and milk!
Sherlock: I will have the spinach quiche with a glass of 1873 Burgundy.
Erik: My two friends will have an almond salad with raspberry vinaigrette and glasses of sparkling water. I will be having the same thing as the previous man whose order you took.
Waiter: **Snooty** Excellent choices. **Walks away**
Jessica: **Curling her lip** what was up his butt?
Erik, Sherlock, Christine, Watson, and Raoul: **Blink**
Jessica: **Realizing they don't know what she means** it's a figure of speech.
All: **Understand** oh.
(The waiter brings them their food)
Raoul: **Face is covered in food in one second by plunging it into the crepes** this is good! **Plunges face back into crepes**
Erik: **Slaps forehead with palm** I hate him. I really do hate him.
Sherlock: **Pats him on the back** I do too, don't worry.
Jessica and Erica: **Perk up** we hate Raoul too!
Watson: **Clapping** Yay! I'm not hated.
Jessica: Don't get us wrong Watson, we hate you too.
Watson: **Starts to cry and plunges face into his crepes as well**
Erica: Sherlock, Erik, Christine, why do you have friends who are so stupid?
Sherlock: **Matter-of-fact tone** to make us look smarter.
Jessica: **To Erica** we could've given them that answer.
Erica: **Sighs** I know.
Jessica: How much more of this can we take?
Erica: I'm not sure **Shakes head**
(Dinner ends and they all go back to the hotel to go to sleep)
How much more can we handle?
(It's seven o'clock at night and everyone is in their spots for the eveningwear competition. Erik, Christine, and Sherlock are in their best clothes while Watson and Raoul have on their tinky-winky fan club shirts and short shorts [shuddering and wincing at the thought.])
Announcer: Contestant number one is Mary-Sue Lovelocks. She is aspiring to be a rodeo clown. **Mary-Sue comes out in a mini skirt and a halter top, but under the skirt is what seems to be a tutu so it makes the skirt puffy**
Sherlock: **Whispering to Erik** She looks like a rodeo clown.
Erik: **Snickering** I know she does. But at least we know she will not win.
(Contestant after contestant goes until Jessica)
Announcer: Contestant number next is Jessica Gargonzola. She is a grad student studying forensic science. **Jessie walks out gracefully with a powder blue gown on. It is fitted and sparkly on top and the bottom is puffy and big fitted with tooling**
Sherlock and Erik: **Jaws drop and write down good scores**
Christine: **Impressed with gown and gives good score**
Raoul and Watson: **compete to find out who knows more about tinky-winky**
(Some girls in hideous dresses come out)
Announcer: Erica Lenedra is contestant number next. She is aspiring to be an opera or operetta singer. **Erica comes out in a white gown with sequins and lots of shiny things on top. The bottom is full and pretty**
Sherlock and Erik: **Jaws drop with good scores**
Christine: **Gives her the same score as Jessica**
Raoul and Watson: **Continue to argue over who knows more about tinky- winky**
(The competition ends and it is time for the judges to take all of the girls out to dinner to test their poise, attitude, and manners. Jess and Erica get to sit near Erik and Sherlock while all the other girls sit at other tables)
Raoul: **Looking over the menu** what are all these fancy words?
Erik: **Giving him and evil stare** you of all people should know, it's in French.
Sherlock: A fine menu indeed. **Glancing over it**
Raoul: **Hitting the table with his utensils** I want pizza! I want pizza!
Watson: **Copies Raoul**
Christine: **Sweetly** Raoul dear, you can't have pizza tonight. You have to have something fancy.
Raoul: **Sniffling** I want fancy pizza.
Christine: **Comfortingly** you can have crepes, okay?
Raoul: **Crossing his arms and has a pouting face** Fine.
(From the other tables you hear various bathroom noises and obscene words)
Jessica: **Smiling trying to be a suck up** They should be ashamed of themselves. **Elbows Erica to do they same**
Erica: **Catches on in a few seconds** Oh yes! I concur.
Sherlock: **Being oblivious for the first time ever (Except that whole Irene thing, but we'll forget about that)** you two have impeccable manners. What are you going to order?
Jessica and Erica: **Look at each other in confusion** Uh . . .
Erik: Don't worry you two, I'll order for you.
Jessica: I'm a vegetarian who eats chicken so keep that in mind.
Erik: **Looks up from the menu confused** How can you be a vegetarian and still eat chicken?
Jessica: **Matter-of-fact voice** I have a problem with chickens so I eat them.
All: **Blink**
Waiter: **Comes over** what would be your pleasure?
Raoul: **Starts to cry again** Pizza!
Waiter: I am sorry sir but we do not serve pizza.
Christine: He'll just have some strawberry crepes thank you. With a glass of milk please.
Watson: **Smiling stupidly** I want crepes and milk!
Sherlock: I will have the spinach quiche with a glass of 1873 Burgundy.
Erik: My two friends will have an almond salad with raspberry vinaigrette and glasses of sparkling water. I will be having the same thing as the previous man whose order you took.
Waiter: **Snooty** Excellent choices. **Walks away**
Jessica: **Curling her lip** what was up his butt?
Erik, Sherlock, Christine, Watson, and Raoul: **Blink**
Jessica: **Realizing they don't know what she means** it's a figure of speech.
All: **Understand** oh.
(The waiter brings them their food)
Raoul: **Face is covered in food in one second by plunging it into the crepes** this is good! **Plunges face back into crepes**
Erik: **Slaps forehead with palm** I hate him. I really do hate him.
Sherlock: **Pats him on the back** I do too, don't worry.
Jessica and Erica: **Perk up** we hate Raoul too!
Watson: **Clapping** Yay! I'm not hated.
Jessica: Don't get us wrong Watson, we hate you too.
Watson: **Starts to cry and plunges face into his crepes as well**
Erica: Sherlock, Erik, Christine, why do you have friends who are so stupid?
Sherlock: **Matter-of-fact tone** to make us look smarter.
Jessica: **To Erica** we could've given them that answer.
Erica: **Sighs** I know.
Jessica: How much more of this can we take?
Erica: I'm not sure **Shakes head**
(Dinner ends and they all go back to the hotel to go to sleep)