CH 86: So Here's the Plot part 1
Behind a studio set, we see Dipper and Mable sitting in those director seats we need to look up the names for.
"Hello, viewers of 'Until Next Summer', my name is Dipper Pines." Dipper said as he sipped a soda.
"And I'm the fan-favorite comedy relief, Mabel." Mabel announced. "And this is Waddles! Say hello Waddles." She moved her pet pig close to the camera. "I eat all the garbage, yummy yummy!"
"Still not healthy." Dipper added as he turned to the camera. "You're probably wondering what's going on here. Well it's about the future and the overall story of this fanfiction."
Mabel made Waddles gasp. "Is this our official cancellation!? Are we getting three tv movies instead of multiple and more developed episodes?!"
"No! …. Well yes, and maybe that. Hold on." Dipper sat up and spoke with a sincere voice. "We 'could' say we're canceled, or we could say we just needed time off."
"I wouldn't call a few years 'time off.'" Mabel threw in.
"Yes, or maybe something bad would happen to the author and you all won't know about it. Just like any online friend that disappeared one day."
"They're the hardest…" Mabel sighed.
"So that is why we decided to dedicate this chapter for the future." Dipper grinned as he introduced a neon-lite sign. "We are going over one part of the entire plot of 'Until Next Summer', today! ….. Why isn't the light turning on?"
"Grunkle Stan found this in the dump." Mable smiled. "Yep, we are doing a sitcom-style abridge thingy on all the first-y main points that the author remembers or that have already been retconned." Mabel stood up. "In other words …"
SPOILERS!
"If you have faith that this will continue, leave now … I doubt a lot of you have faith in this, so go ahead." Dipper added. "Prepare for some amazing…."
"Cheap."
"Well thought out-"
"Rushed."
"Mabel's right." Dipper adjusted his hat. "So let's dive in!"
"Well that party's a bust." Kimmy said at the failed Halloween party. "And those porcupine guys attacked again while Dipper and Jessica were on a …. Daaaaate." Kimmy said with a bit of agony.
"Weird!" Dipper added. "Can't be anything suspicious that was already hinted at."
"Yep." Jessica added. "Definitely not …. Definitely not ….."
"Anyway." Kimmy flew to the twins along with Dyami and Beethoven. "I think I just need to pass on and live in the afterlife ….. Revenge?"
"No."
"Finding out what happened to my lost friend?"
"No."
"Adoption?"
"Yes!"
"All ghosts don't like me or fear me, so that's a bummer." Kimmy sighed. "Also the Fox is forcing me to steal that journal volume."
"Understandable." Dipper and Mabel added. "But we won't and hey where'd it go!?"
"I'm sorry too." Lightning the Fairy said, handing the journal to the fox. "Got me in this too."
"Understandable."
"My real name is Danial." Dyami added. "Also I'm in love with Wendy."
"We'll talk later." Dipper said.
"Guess I like Beethoven now." Mabel added.
"YES!" Beethoven shouted.
"Not so fast!" Then the Jersey Devil showed up. "I am on my way to Gravity Falls because the Wind of a Hurricane is gone!"
"How'd you get here so fast?" Dipper asked.
"Teleporter thing we weirdness guardians have." Jersey answered. "And I remember you a few years ago! Wait, why are you not older?"
"Time Travel thing we didn't do yet."
"I don't care, niece and nephew of the slayer of Bill Cipher, prepare for your dramatic doom!" The fox yelped in shock. "yes, they faced Bill Cipher, we are no longer needed for that part anymore! Now for phase 2!"
"Is it the same as Bill's plan?" Dipper and Mabel asked.
"Moral evil as you call it, Moral Good as the rest minus me call it!" Jersey laughed! "Manly Dan hinted what the nine of us are!"
"Who's the tenth?" Dipper asked.
"We're playing it by year!" Jersey was about to attack. "Prepare for double!"
"Make it complicated!" Then a female-looking mainstream designed Wendigo showed up. "I'm a protagonist!"
"I'm in love!" Jersey shouted before being swatted away.
"Hey, it's the Omega-"
"Do you all need a break?" Dipper asked.
"Yes." They all said in union.
So they all sat down and had a nice cup of cocoa, having calm conversations with each other.
"So uhhhh…" Beethoven rubbed his neck. "Will this thing last?"
"Probably not." Mabel answered. "But this won't be a drama mess that won't mean anything. We will still cherish this moment and grow as people from it."
"Lucky." Wendy shouted out of shot.
"Who was that?" the Wendigo asked.
"Competition." Kimmy answered.
Jersey spoke with Dipper. "So what do you think, a redemption arc for me?" Jersey asked the boy.
"Naaaaw."
"I'm actually a geek. The only thing real are the muscles." Dyami admitted to Jessica.
The girl looked at her drink. "Oh wow, what a shock."
"So your heritage came from a rich family from Gravity Falls?" Lightning the Fairy asked the Fox.
Break time over!
They all got back to their places.
"The Omega Wendigo!" Then Adolf and Gloria showed up. "Our search is over! Also we're wendigos. The actual zombie-looking ones."
"I'm a Wendigo?" The Wendigo asked as the fox shrugged. "I thought this combo was something 'Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons' made up." She asked, jestering to the herbivore skull. "Wait, I don't eat people!"
"You don't!" The two gasped. "Wait a minute, you were 'our' unworthy brat that we dumped at the orphanage over there!"
"What!?" The Omega Wendigo shouted.
"Wait, you did all those scratches." Kimmy added as the fox glared at the beast. "What made you go psycho and wait, what are YOU doing!?" Kimmy shouted at Jessica, stealing the journal.
"I'm these two's kid, too!" Jessica turned to Dipper. "This is the part where I break your heart!"
"Does this happen all in one day?" Dipper asked.
"Nope." They all answered.
"This will!" The Omega Wendigo roared. "I'mma killing you all!"
The three wendigos screamed! "Take her!" The two threw Jessica.
"Hey!"
"We're terrible people!" The two shouted, before being smashed to death by a boulder the Omega Wendigo threw.
"Gonna have to burn their hearts." She turned to the now abandoned orphan. "I'll take you in, sister." The Omega Wendigo patted the girl on the head.
"Goodbye villainhood, hello herohood." Jessica sat down in defeat. "Can't I just have a confused 'thanks' and let the viewers make up my own redemption story while I sit around confused until the climax?"
"Sure." Dipper and Mabel answered as they looked to the horizon. "Our part of the story may be over ….."
"Noooooo." Jersey answered. "We still got our own plan with me, the fox, aaaaand you must be the deer."
"That's what the others have been telling me." The Omega Wendigo said. "Now Jessica, how about you play with that ghost girl over there."
Jersey turned to the twins. "I guess this stretched out till after Valentine's day and you guys are joining in.. There's going to be a meanwhile thing with the Stans and maybe some teenager with stress. Also that orphanage has sinister stuff relating to the Freemasons in the basement."
"Well right now I say we take a break!" Mabel said. "All that stuff can wait! Because right now we don't have any revelations or any major plot twists we need to de-"
"K-K-K-Kimmy!?" The Omega Wendigo's jaw dropped, literally. "My best friend!"
"Alexandra!?" Kimmy shouted as she embraced her lost friend. "It was you who wrecked that room! For anger at my death and coverup! Adopt me!"
"O.K.!" Alexandra cried as the two embraced each other, but nothing else happened. "So you're not going to the afterlife or something?"
"Eh, give it 18 years."
Dipper and Mabel looked at one another.
"The author of the fanfiction was going to include all that?!" Mabel stormed out of the set. "That could have been a huge climatic moment! The love, the betrayal, the fighting! There was fighting, right?"
"Marry me!" Jersey held up dead flowers Alexandria, but she swatted the demon away again.
"Have you seen that horse fight?" Dipper shivered before turning to the audience. "And that was part one of the overview."
"We really aren't going over everything now?" Mabel asked.
"Yeah, this is pretty hard to follow." Dipper said. "No way our readers can soak all that at once." Dipper looked at the new family getting along. "And now I'm guessing they want to go back to the past chapters and see the foreshadowing for all this."
"Hey, Dipper isn't it?" Alexandra walked over. "I heard from your girlfriend Kimmy that you like 'Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons', want to help continue our game from all those years ago?"
"Alex- I mean moooooooom!" Kimmy shouted in embarrassment.
Alexandra then revealed one last bit of info. "Also it was I who wrote the letter to the Stans during their Atlantis thing and all that over stuff. They did get it, right? I haven't heard anything yet." She scratched her chin. "Actually, I just wanted to know what I am? Guess I know now, so don't worry about it."
"Was that really all to her?" Dipper asked.
End of Chapter
A/N: Sorry, no codes again. So there you go to those who can't wait or don't think this wtill continue.
This was going to be lengthened out. More dates with Jessica before the heart-breaking betrayal, more porcupine monsters (also it was Jessica who commanded them, since their first introduction), Jersey, and some time with the Omega-Wendigo aka Alexandra before Adolf and Gloria came in and Kimmy realizing it was her friend. They wanted Alex for taking over the world stuff. Should have not abandoned her in the first play.
Figure I don't go over EVERYTHING in a single chapter. Now go relax
I might hold off on the second part and go right to the original planned chapter 'The Stans Return' aka the pilot chapter that started the entire thing.
Also, another announcement, I'm going to be doing the same for 'Hey Arnold! Masked Heart of the Jungle!" being hosted by Arnold Shortman and Grand Master Mascasa. When I get more free time. Figure I will have it with them commenting on the events while other characters come in and speak their thoughts.
See you whenever.
Also, my email alert from this website is acting up. It stopped giving me emails of favorites, updates, etc since February, started back up again last month, then back to being broken as of now.