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Chicken Fight!
(The next day everyone is sent to the pool for a "party" that they MUST attend. Mary-Sue is in a **gasp** white bathing suit [Eww! See through!] Jessica and Erica are hanging around the judges. Erik is wearing a black bathing suit **fainting at the thought** Sherlock is in a gray bathing **fainting at that thought too** Christine is in a skimpy bathing suit **gag** and Raoul and Watson are in **gulp** Tinky-winky Speedos! **Throwing up at thought of Watson or Raoul in a Teletubbie Speedo)
Jessica: Were you forced here too?
Erik and Sherlock: Naturally.
Watson: I like pool parties! **Fat giggles as he runs to the pool and everyone goes into a hypnotic state**
Raoul: **Eyes wide open** Look at all the pretty colors.
Erik: **Snaps out of it and forms an evil plan. In a hypnotists voice** When I snap my fingers all of you will wake up, except Raoul. **Snaps fingers and all wake up**
All except Raoul: **Confused**
Erik: Raoul when I say the word Fop, you will say, "I am the world's biggest fop and I don't deserve the love of Christine." When I say the name Christine you are to say "Christine you should love Erik because I don't deserve you." When I say pool, you will say "Erik please push me in." When I snap my fingers you will wake up, but everything I just said will still be in your head. **Snaps fingers**
Raoul: Did I take a nap?
Erik: I don't know, but why don't we go in the pool.
Raoul: **Drone-like** Erik, push me in.
Erik: You're the boss. **Pushes Raoul in and laughs**
Christine: Erik that's not nice! **Goes in the pool to help Raoul**
Erik: **Smirks evilly** whatever you say . . . Christine.
Raoul: **Drone-like** Christine you should love Erik because I don't deserve you.
Sherlock: **Thinking** this reminds me of when I met Freud. He hypnotized me out of my cocaine habit **talks to himself about the experience because no one's listening**
Jessica: Why don't we have chicken fights?
Erica: **Scared** Chickens?! Where?!
Jessica: You know, chicken fights!
Erica: Phew **Wipes her forehead**
Everyone else: **blinks**
Jessie: **Sighs at their ignorance** A chicken fight is when you're in the pool and you sit on someone's shoulders, then you try to knock someone off someone else's shoulders.
Erica: I call being Erik's partner!
Erik: **Rolls eyes** Oh goody.
Jessica: I want to be Sherlock's partner!
Sherlock: Okay?
Christine: **Disgustedly** I'll be Raoul's partner.
Raoul: **Obliviously** Yay! I'm loved!
Watson: **Gets teary-eyed** doesn't anyone want to be my partner?
Mary-Sue: **Runs up and giggles stupidly** I'll be the chubby man's partner!
Watson: **Gets happy** Yay! I'm loved too!
(Sherlock and Jessica vs. Erik and Erica)
Erik: **To Erica** Get 'em Erica! You can do it!
Sherlock: Good show Jessica! Knock the bugger off his bloody shoulders.
Both teams: **Stop dead and look at Sherlock**
Sherlock: **Realizes he said bugger** Oh, excuse my language; I'm a tad competitive sometimes. **Goes back to the game**
(They play two games and it comes out as a tie. Next Christine and Raoul play against Watson and Mary-Sue)
Mary-Sue: **Before the game starts** Do I really have to push her? I just got my nails done.
Watson: That's the point of the game.
Mary-Sue: **Sighs huffily** Fine! I'll do it.
(The game starts and Mary-Sue lets Christine beat her)
Raoul: Yay! We won!
Watson: Why did you let them win?
Mary-Sue: Did you really think that I was going to let my $50 manicure go to waste?
Raoul: Ha, ha! She's a wussy!
Erik: Shut up fop yesterday you were dreaming of her naked.
Raoul: **Drone-like** I am the world's biggest fop and I don't deserve the love of Christine.
Erik: **Snickering** We know Fop, we know.
Raoul: **Drone-like** I am the world's biggest fop and I don't deserve the love of Christine.
Erik: **Rolling on the floor laughing**
Watson: **Starts to cry** we only have five minutes left!
Erik: **Recovering from insane laughter** Then we should all take our last dips in the POOL! **Starts to laugh again**
Raoul: **Drone-like** Erik, please push me in!
Erik: **Still laughing so hard his sides ache** Okay! **Pushes him in again and laughs even harder**
Christine: Erik you are very mean today! Get him out of it right this instance!
Erik: **Stops laughing** Fine. **Snaps his fingers and Raoul falls asleep** Raoul, you will forget everything I told you and when I snap my fingers you will be back to normal, well as normal as you can get. **Snaps fingers**
Raoul: **Confused** Wow, was I asleep again?
Watson: Yea you were!
Raoul: **Gets really big eyes** Let's go play with teletubbie dolls!
Watson: Okay! **They run away**
Sherlock: We can go now as five minutes has passed.
Jessica and Erica: Thank God.
(Everyone else leaves and goes to bed to get ready for the speech competition tomorrow.)
Chicken Fight!
(The next day everyone is sent to the pool for a "party" that they MUST attend. Mary-Sue is in a **gasp** white bathing suit [Eww! See through!] Jessica and Erica are hanging around the judges. Erik is wearing a black bathing suit **fainting at the thought** Sherlock is in a gray bathing **fainting at that thought too** Christine is in a skimpy bathing suit **gag** and Raoul and Watson are in **gulp** Tinky-winky Speedos! **Throwing up at thought of Watson or Raoul in a Teletubbie Speedo)
Jessica: Were you forced here too?
Erik and Sherlock: Naturally.
Watson: I like pool parties! **Fat giggles as he runs to the pool and everyone goes into a hypnotic state**
Raoul: **Eyes wide open** Look at all the pretty colors.
Erik: **Snaps out of it and forms an evil plan. In a hypnotists voice** When I snap my fingers all of you will wake up, except Raoul. **Snaps fingers and all wake up**
All except Raoul: **Confused**
Erik: Raoul when I say the word Fop, you will say, "I am the world's biggest fop and I don't deserve the love of Christine." When I say the name Christine you are to say "Christine you should love Erik because I don't deserve you." When I say pool, you will say "Erik please push me in." When I snap my fingers you will wake up, but everything I just said will still be in your head. **Snaps fingers**
Raoul: Did I take a nap?
Erik: I don't know, but why don't we go in the pool.
Raoul: **Drone-like** Erik, push me in.
Erik: You're the boss. **Pushes Raoul in and laughs**
Christine: Erik that's not nice! **Goes in the pool to help Raoul**
Erik: **Smirks evilly** whatever you say . . . Christine.
Raoul: **Drone-like** Christine you should love Erik because I don't deserve you.
Sherlock: **Thinking** this reminds me of when I met Freud. He hypnotized me out of my cocaine habit **talks to himself about the experience because no one's listening**
Jessica: Why don't we have chicken fights?
Erica: **Scared** Chickens?! Where?!
Jessica: You know, chicken fights!
Erica: Phew **Wipes her forehead**
Everyone else: **blinks**
Jessie: **Sighs at their ignorance** A chicken fight is when you're in the pool and you sit on someone's shoulders, then you try to knock someone off someone else's shoulders.
Erica: I call being Erik's partner!
Erik: **Rolls eyes** Oh goody.
Jessica: I want to be Sherlock's partner!
Sherlock: Okay?
Christine: **Disgustedly** I'll be Raoul's partner.
Raoul: **Obliviously** Yay! I'm loved!
Watson: **Gets teary-eyed** doesn't anyone want to be my partner?
Mary-Sue: **Runs up and giggles stupidly** I'll be the chubby man's partner!
Watson: **Gets happy** Yay! I'm loved too!
(Sherlock and Jessica vs. Erik and Erica)
Erik: **To Erica** Get 'em Erica! You can do it!
Sherlock: Good show Jessica! Knock the bugger off his bloody shoulders.
Both teams: **Stop dead and look at Sherlock**
Sherlock: **Realizes he said bugger** Oh, excuse my language; I'm a tad competitive sometimes. **Goes back to the game**
(They play two games and it comes out as a tie. Next Christine and Raoul play against Watson and Mary-Sue)
Mary-Sue: **Before the game starts** Do I really have to push her? I just got my nails done.
Watson: That's the point of the game.
Mary-Sue: **Sighs huffily** Fine! I'll do it.
(The game starts and Mary-Sue lets Christine beat her)
Raoul: Yay! We won!
Watson: Why did you let them win?
Mary-Sue: Did you really think that I was going to let my $50 manicure go to waste?
Raoul: Ha, ha! She's a wussy!
Erik: Shut up fop yesterday you were dreaming of her naked.
Raoul: **Drone-like** I am the world's biggest fop and I don't deserve the love of Christine.
Erik: **Snickering** We know Fop, we know.
Raoul: **Drone-like** I am the world's biggest fop and I don't deserve the love of Christine.
Erik: **Rolling on the floor laughing**
Watson: **Starts to cry** we only have five minutes left!
Erik: **Recovering from insane laughter** Then we should all take our last dips in the POOL! **Starts to laugh again**
Raoul: **Drone-like** Erik, please push me in!
Erik: **Still laughing so hard his sides ache** Okay! **Pushes him in again and laughs even harder**
Christine: Erik you are very mean today! Get him out of it right this instance!
Erik: **Stops laughing** Fine. **Snaps his fingers and Raoul falls asleep** Raoul, you will forget everything I told you and when I snap my fingers you will be back to normal, well as normal as you can get. **Snaps fingers**
Raoul: **Confused** Wow, was I asleep again?
Watson: Yea you were!
Raoul: **Gets really big eyes** Let's go play with teletubbie dolls!
Watson: Okay! **They run away**
Sherlock: We can go now as five minutes has passed.
Jessica and Erica: Thank God.
(Everyone else leaves and goes to bed to get ready for the speech competition tomorrow.)