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A Solution?
(Sherlock is standing in front of the board of directors, Raoul, and all the other contestants and judges getting ready to tell them that Jessica killed the fop's rat.)
Director 1: So Sherlock, who did it?
Director 2: I say you've been standing there a long time spit it out.
Sherlock: Well. (Hesitates)
Raoul: (Interrupts) It doesn't matter really. Princess had something like guinea-pig-itus and he was going to die anyway.
Erica: that's the first smart thing the fop has ever said.
Sherlock: **Enraged** Are you saying that you had me ruin, I mean investigate for nothing?!
Raoul: Huh? I'm confused. What was ruined?
Sherlock: An innocent person's reputation and I have to talk to the board members privately please.
(Everyone exits and Sherlock tells them all about Jessica. She is disqualified but is permitted to stay on the pageant grounds until the pageant is over, which is after the finale tonight. Jessica and Erica are in their room while Erica is getting ready.)
Erica: Why aren't you getting ready?
Jessica: (Mumbles) I can't be in it anymore.
Erica: **Shocked** Why?! What did you do?!
Jessica: I killed the rat.
Erica: **Has a blonde (no offense people who are blonde) moment** what rat? **Thinks about it** Oh! You killed Princess? Good job!
Jessica: Yea, but in the process I lost other stuff too.
Erica: What do you mean?
Jessica: Nothing. But look at the time; it's almost time for you to go on stage. Hurry up!
Erica: Okay, okay, okay. **Finishes her hair and they head down to the auditorium where the finale of the pageant is taking place**
(Erica goes in the back and while she's in the back Jessica goes to try and find her seat. On the way to her seat she bumps into Sherlock who is also sitting in the audience.)
Jessica: **Confused** shouldn't you be on the stage with the other judges.
Sherlock: **Coldly** Thanks to you I got expelled. Now I beg you to leave me alone and find your seat.
Jessica: Well I'm sorry for lying**Walks away and sits on the completely other side of the auditorium**
Sherlock: **To himself** Rats! **Random people look at him** what are you looking at? **Random people immediately look away** that's better.
(Meanwhile backstage Raoul and Watson are walking around with their teletubbie shirts and short shorts on. Christine following them and Erik is just staring at them in disgust)
Raoul: Why was smart man expelled?
Christine: **Shoves a cookie in his mouth** because he didn't want to be a judge anymore.
Watson: That's not what Erik told us.
Christine: **Shots Erik a glare** what did you tell them?
Erik: **Seriously ** I told them that since he was making advances on a contestant he was expelled due to biased judgment.
Raoul: Stop using so many big words! I no understand! It sounds like, "I told them that since he was making blahs on a blah he was blahed due to blah blah."
Erik: Die fop.
Raoul: **Gets teary-eyed** I hate that nickname! Can't we call me something like Viscomte or something nice? I hate being called names!
Erica: **Pops up from nowhere** I personally like the nickname fop.
Raoul: **Gets excited** Really?
Erica: **Trying to suppress her laughter** Yea, it fits your personality.
Raoul: Well if other people like it I can deal with it. Watson?
Watson: Yes foppy!
Raoul: Let's go play with telletubbies!
Watson: Yay! Telletubbies! I love telletubbies!
Raoul: Me too! Yay!
(They run off to go play with the dolls)
Erik: **To himself but Erica hears** How did I ever love the woman who is in love with him?
Erica: You liked her voice! Duh! Didn't you read the books? Erik you need to get inside your head.
Christine: **Gets teary-eyed** you only loved me for my voice? I feel so I don't know! Ugh! **Storms away**
Erica: **Blinks**
Erik: That was odd.
A Solution?
(Sherlock is standing in front of the board of directors, Raoul, and all the other contestants and judges getting ready to tell them that Jessica killed the fop's rat.)
Director 1: So Sherlock, who did it?
Director 2: I say you've been standing there a long time spit it out.
Sherlock: Well. (Hesitates)
Raoul: (Interrupts) It doesn't matter really. Princess had something like guinea-pig-itus and he was going to die anyway.
Erica: that's the first smart thing the fop has ever said.
Sherlock: **Enraged** Are you saying that you had me ruin, I mean investigate for nothing?!
Raoul: Huh? I'm confused. What was ruined?
Sherlock: An innocent person's reputation and I have to talk to the board members privately please.
(Everyone exits and Sherlock tells them all about Jessica. She is disqualified but is permitted to stay on the pageant grounds until the pageant is over, which is after the finale tonight. Jessica and Erica are in their room while Erica is getting ready.)
Erica: Why aren't you getting ready?
Jessica: (Mumbles) I can't be in it anymore.
Erica: **Shocked** Why?! What did you do?!
Jessica: I killed the rat.
Erica: **Has a blonde (no offense people who are blonde) moment** what rat? **Thinks about it** Oh! You killed Princess? Good job!
Jessica: Yea, but in the process I lost other stuff too.
Erica: What do you mean?
Jessica: Nothing. But look at the time; it's almost time for you to go on stage. Hurry up!
Erica: Okay, okay, okay. **Finishes her hair and they head down to the auditorium where the finale of the pageant is taking place**
(Erica goes in the back and while she's in the back Jessica goes to try and find her seat. On the way to her seat she bumps into Sherlock who is also sitting in the audience.)
Jessica: **Confused** shouldn't you be on the stage with the other judges.
Sherlock: **Coldly** Thanks to you I got expelled. Now I beg you to leave me alone and find your seat.
Jessica: Well I'm sorry for lying**Walks away and sits on the completely other side of the auditorium**
Sherlock: **To himself** Rats! **Random people look at him** what are you looking at? **Random people immediately look away** that's better.
(Meanwhile backstage Raoul and Watson are walking around with their teletubbie shirts and short shorts on. Christine following them and Erik is just staring at them in disgust)
Raoul: Why was smart man expelled?
Christine: **Shoves a cookie in his mouth** because he didn't want to be a judge anymore.
Watson: That's not what Erik told us.
Christine: **Shots Erik a glare** what did you tell them?
Erik: **Seriously ** I told them that since he was making advances on a contestant he was expelled due to biased judgment.
Raoul: Stop using so many big words! I no understand! It sounds like, "I told them that since he was making blahs on a blah he was blahed due to blah blah."
Erik: Die fop.
Raoul: **Gets teary-eyed** I hate that nickname! Can't we call me something like Viscomte or something nice? I hate being called names!
Erica: **Pops up from nowhere** I personally like the nickname fop.
Raoul: **Gets excited** Really?
Erica: **Trying to suppress her laughter** Yea, it fits your personality.
Raoul: Well if other people like it I can deal with it. Watson?
Watson: Yes foppy!
Raoul: Let's go play with telletubbies!
Watson: Yay! Telletubbies! I love telletubbies!
Raoul: Me too! Yay!
(They run off to go play with the dolls)
Erik: **To himself but Erica hears** How did I ever love the woman who is in love with him?
Erica: You liked her voice! Duh! Didn't you read the books? Erik you need to get inside your head.
Christine: **Gets teary-eyed** you only loved me for my voice? I feel so I don't know! Ugh! **Storms away**
Erica: **Blinks**
Erik: That was odd.