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A Few More Interesting Events Before the End
(The show starts and the opening number comes on and they dance to "I'll be there for you." After the dance some celebrities come on and do some stunts and songs. Then, the judges came on stage.)
Erik: As you all know this has been an interesting week. We've gotten to meet extraordinary girls **Twitches**, witness a murder investigation **twitches again**, and find the Miss Literary Legend 2003.
Christine: This experience has changed us all and in many different ways . . .
Raoul: **Interrupts** Yea, like Christine got fatter!
Christine: **Slaps Raoul** Anyway, many of these girls evolved from being shy and unconfident to being outgoing and confident! I also have another announcement.
Everyone: **Confused**
Christine: I'm pregnant!
Erik, Raoul, and Watson: **faint with shock**
Christine: Well so much for being happy for me.
Erik, Raoul, and Watson: **Get up and shake off the shock**
Erik: **Clears his throat** Anyway, we should get down to business.
Raoul: Christine and I did that already so she's having a baby.
Erik: **Grimaces** I didn't mean it that way. We should announce the winners.
Watson: Jolly good idea.
Erik: O_o **Regains composure** Back to the girls, our fourth runner up is Meg Girny.
Crowd: **Applauses while she is given a small trophy**
Erik: Third runner up is Tara Tiana.
Crowd: **Applauses while she is given a bigger trophy than Meg**
Raoul: Second runner up is Mary-Sue Sexy girl!
Mary-Sue: **Looks around** I don't think I saw her here.
Erik: **Slaps his forehead with his palm** He means Mary-Sue Lovelocks.
Mary-Sue: Yay! I win something!
Crowd: **Silently confused while she is given a very large trophy**
Christine: First runner up for this year's Miss Literary Legend 2003 is **Waits a few moments to build up dramatic effect** Erica Lenedra!
Crowd: **Applauding wildly and cheering as she is given a crown and a huge trophy**
Erik: **Opening the final envelope** Finally, the moment everyone's been waiting for. The moment we crown Miss Literary Legend 2003. This year Miss Literary Legend is - **Shocked when he reads the name to himself** Well, it looks as though the girl on the card was disqualified from the competition so Miss Erica Lenedra will be taking her place as Miss Literary Legend 2003!
Crowd: **Gasps and then applauds passionately and everyone takes pictures and she's given the huge crown, a banner, and an enormous trophy. **
Erik: Thank you all for coming and goodnight1!
(They rush off the stage and backstage the judges meet Sherlock while Jessica goes to congratulate Erica)
Jessica: Good job Erica! I'm really proud that you won.
Erica: Yea, but you deserved it.
Jessica: No I didn't I killed something then lied about it. **They both laugh**
Erica: Yea, did you see Raoul's face when Christine said she was pregnant? It was priceless! I swear I thought he was going to die.
Jessica: **Giggles** If only he did die.
Erica: Yea I know. Why wasn't Sherlock up there?
Jessica: **Suddenly gets really angry** he deserved not to be up there.
Erica: I'm not even going to ask. But let me change and then we could figure out what we'll do to celebrate. **Starts to laugh**
(Meanwhile with the judges)
Raoul: **Has fainted again because Christine is REALLY pregnant**
Sherlock: I suppose it would only be cordial to say congratulations.
Christine: Thank you.
Erik: **Talking to himself** Why Lord? Why did you do this to me?
Sherlock: **Pats him on the back** It's not the worst thing that could happen.
Raoul: **Wakes up** Let's go bowling!
Sherlock: Must we?
Watson: Yes we must!
(Back up in Erica and Jessica's room)
Erica: We should go bowling to celebrate.
Jessica: Do we have to?
Erica: C'mon, it'll be fun.
Jessica: Whatever you say.
(They head for the bowling ally on to see Erik, Raoul, Christine, and **bum bum bum** Sherlock there!)
A Few More Interesting Events Before the End
(The show starts and the opening number comes on and they dance to "I'll be there for you." After the dance some celebrities come on and do some stunts and songs. Then, the judges came on stage.)
Erik: As you all know this has been an interesting week. We've gotten to meet extraordinary girls **Twitches**, witness a murder investigation **twitches again**, and find the Miss Literary Legend 2003.
Christine: This experience has changed us all and in many different ways . . .
Raoul: **Interrupts** Yea, like Christine got fatter!
Christine: **Slaps Raoul** Anyway, many of these girls evolved from being shy and unconfident to being outgoing and confident! I also have another announcement.
Everyone: **Confused**
Christine: I'm pregnant!
Erik, Raoul, and Watson: **faint with shock**
Christine: Well so much for being happy for me.
Erik, Raoul, and Watson: **Get up and shake off the shock**
Erik: **Clears his throat** Anyway, we should get down to business.
Raoul: Christine and I did that already so she's having a baby.
Erik: **Grimaces** I didn't mean it that way. We should announce the winners.
Watson: Jolly good idea.
Erik: O_o **Regains composure** Back to the girls, our fourth runner up is Meg Girny.
Crowd: **Applauses while she is given a small trophy**
Erik: Third runner up is Tara Tiana.
Crowd: **Applauses while she is given a bigger trophy than Meg**
Raoul: Second runner up is Mary-Sue Sexy girl!
Mary-Sue: **Looks around** I don't think I saw her here.
Erik: **Slaps his forehead with his palm** He means Mary-Sue Lovelocks.
Mary-Sue: Yay! I win something!
Crowd: **Silently confused while she is given a very large trophy**
Christine: First runner up for this year's Miss Literary Legend 2003 is **Waits a few moments to build up dramatic effect** Erica Lenedra!
Crowd: **Applauding wildly and cheering as she is given a crown and a huge trophy**
Erik: **Opening the final envelope** Finally, the moment everyone's been waiting for. The moment we crown Miss Literary Legend 2003. This year Miss Literary Legend is - **Shocked when he reads the name to himself** Well, it looks as though the girl on the card was disqualified from the competition so Miss Erica Lenedra will be taking her place as Miss Literary Legend 2003!
Crowd: **Gasps and then applauds passionately and everyone takes pictures and she's given the huge crown, a banner, and an enormous trophy. **
Erik: Thank you all for coming and goodnight1!
(They rush off the stage and backstage the judges meet Sherlock while Jessica goes to congratulate Erica)
Jessica: Good job Erica! I'm really proud that you won.
Erica: Yea, but you deserved it.
Jessica: No I didn't I killed something then lied about it. **They both laugh**
Erica: Yea, did you see Raoul's face when Christine said she was pregnant? It was priceless! I swear I thought he was going to die.
Jessica: **Giggles** If only he did die.
Erica: Yea I know. Why wasn't Sherlock up there?
Jessica: **Suddenly gets really angry** he deserved not to be up there.
Erica: I'm not even going to ask. But let me change and then we could figure out what we'll do to celebrate. **Starts to laugh**
(Meanwhile with the judges)
Raoul: **Has fainted again because Christine is REALLY pregnant**
Sherlock: I suppose it would only be cordial to say congratulations.
Christine: Thank you.
Erik: **Talking to himself** Why Lord? Why did you do this to me?
Sherlock: **Pats him on the back** It's not the worst thing that could happen.
Raoul: **Wakes up** Let's go bowling!
Sherlock: Must we?
Watson: Yes we must!
(Back up in Erica and Jessica's room)
Erica: We should go bowling to celebrate.
Jessica: Do we have to?
Erica: C'mon, it'll be fun.
Jessica: Whatever you say.
(They head for the bowling ally on to see Erik, Raoul, Christine, and **bum bum bum** Sherlock there!)