Disclaimer - If you don't know by now go hang out with the fop.
Fop: **Confused** Wait! You don't own us?
Jessica: That's right. **Frowns**
Fop: **Sigh of relief**
Jessica: **Hits Fop and he falls to the ground. Clears throat** Anyway, enjoy.
A Perfect Ten?
Jessica: **Notices Sherlock** We have to go back right now! I mean like right now!
Erica: What is wrong with you? Let's just bowl! You said we could go anywhere I wanted to and I want to come bowling.
Jessica: **Mumbles** fine.
Watson: **Sees them** Oh goody! Friends are here! **No one pays attention to him**
Jessica: **Ducks behind Erica** Hide me!
**From the front of the bowling ally at the shoe counter**
Nadir: I can't believe I came all the way here to see that crappy show and then come bowling! You people disgust me!
Erik: If we have to go bowling than you do too.
Nadir: Do you know how many people wear these shoes?
Sherlock: It doesn't matter; you do have socks, don't you?
Nadir: **Nervously** Of course I do.
Raoul: Oh good, because that would be gross.
Sherlock: You dolt, he has no socks.
Raoul: Ohh! Eww!
Nadir: **Gets really red and angry** Shut up!
Watson: **Pulling at Sherlock's sleeves** Look! Our friends are here!
Sherlock: **Looks to see Jessica attempting to hide behind Erica** I see no one we know, come Watson, if we must bowl let's get it over with.
Watson: Okay?
**Due to stupid twists of fate they end up next to Jessica and Erica on the lanes**
Erica: Hi Erik!
Erik: **Monotonously** Bonjour Erica and Jessica.
Jessica: **Mumbles** Hi Erik.
Erik: Someone's happy.
Jessica: Shut up.
Sherlock: Erik, why do you waste your time talking to her, she's of no concern of ours. Let's just finish our game.
Erik: Okay?
Erica: **Whispers to Jessica** what's his problem?
Jessica: It doesn't matter. Now let's bowl.
Erica: Okay?
**They bowl on separate lanes for like 20 minutes but then Jessica and Erica's lane won't return the balls so they have to wait for the repairperson.**
Erica: Can we watch their game?
Jessica: I don't care anymore.
Erica: Yay!
**It's Raoul's turn**
Raoul: **Swings ball backwards and it flies back hitting Jessica in the face rendering her unconscious** Four!
Erica: **Lunges toward Raoul** Look at what you did! She's bleeding!
Sherlock: I would think so; after all she did get hit with an eight-pound bowling ball.
Christine: **Gets queasy** I think I'm going to be sick **Runs off the bathroom**
Erica: Isn't anyone going to help her?
Watson: I'm a doctor!
Erica: I meant someone competent. **Pulls out her cell phone and dials 911** Hello! Someone just got hit in the head with a bowling ball come here right now! **Tells all info and then hangs up**
Sherlock: **Feeling slightly bad presses a handkerchief on her head** this could have been avoided.
Erica: God works in mysterious ways Sherlock.
Nadir: **Talking to the sky** Oh dear Allah please let me go home! These shoes are so disgusting.
Raoul: Is that all you think about; your feet in those shoes?
Nadir: Duh! It's so gross.
Raoul: O_o
Sherlock: For God's sake where is the ambulance?
Christine: Only in America can a pizza come to your door faster than an ambulance. **Eats a piece of pizza**
Watson: When did you order pizza?
Christine: Three minutes ago.
Erik: Since when do you eat pizza?
Christine: Since three minutes ago.
Watson: **Hears the ambulance** here it comes!
(The ambulance people put Jessica on a stretcher and everyone goes to the hospital where Jessica is hooked up to a whole bunch of machines and is still unconscious.)
Fop: **Confused** Wait! You don't own us?
Jessica: That's right. **Frowns**
Fop: **Sigh of relief**
Jessica: **Hits Fop and he falls to the ground. Clears throat** Anyway, enjoy.
A Perfect Ten?
Jessica: **Notices Sherlock** We have to go back right now! I mean like right now!
Erica: What is wrong with you? Let's just bowl! You said we could go anywhere I wanted to and I want to come bowling.
Jessica: **Mumbles** fine.
Watson: **Sees them** Oh goody! Friends are here! **No one pays attention to him**
Jessica: **Ducks behind Erica** Hide me!
**From the front of the bowling ally at the shoe counter**
Nadir: I can't believe I came all the way here to see that crappy show and then come bowling! You people disgust me!
Erik: If we have to go bowling than you do too.
Nadir: Do you know how many people wear these shoes?
Sherlock: It doesn't matter; you do have socks, don't you?
Nadir: **Nervously** Of course I do.
Raoul: Oh good, because that would be gross.
Sherlock: You dolt, he has no socks.
Raoul: Ohh! Eww!
Nadir: **Gets really red and angry** Shut up!
Watson: **Pulling at Sherlock's sleeves** Look! Our friends are here!
Sherlock: **Looks to see Jessica attempting to hide behind Erica** I see no one we know, come Watson, if we must bowl let's get it over with.
Watson: Okay?
**Due to stupid twists of fate they end up next to Jessica and Erica on the lanes**
Erica: Hi Erik!
Erik: **Monotonously** Bonjour Erica and Jessica.
Jessica: **Mumbles** Hi Erik.
Erik: Someone's happy.
Jessica: Shut up.
Sherlock: Erik, why do you waste your time talking to her, she's of no concern of ours. Let's just finish our game.
Erik: Okay?
Erica: **Whispers to Jessica** what's his problem?
Jessica: It doesn't matter. Now let's bowl.
Erica: Okay?
**They bowl on separate lanes for like 20 minutes but then Jessica and Erica's lane won't return the balls so they have to wait for the repairperson.**
Erica: Can we watch their game?
Jessica: I don't care anymore.
Erica: Yay!
**It's Raoul's turn**
Raoul: **Swings ball backwards and it flies back hitting Jessica in the face rendering her unconscious** Four!
Erica: **Lunges toward Raoul** Look at what you did! She's bleeding!
Sherlock: I would think so; after all she did get hit with an eight-pound bowling ball.
Christine: **Gets queasy** I think I'm going to be sick **Runs off the bathroom**
Erica: Isn't anyone going to help her?
Watson: I'm a doctor!
Erica: I meant someone competent. **Pulls out her cell phone and dials 911** Hello! Someone just got hit in the head with a bowling ball come here right now! **Tells all info and then hangs up**
Sherlock: **Feeling slightly bad presses a handkerchief on her head** this could have been avoided.
Erica: God works in mysterious ways Sherlock.
Nadir: **Talking to the sky** Oh dear Allah please let me go home! These shoes are so disgusting.
Raoul: Is that all you think about; your feet in those shoes?
Nadir: Duh! It's so gross.
Raoul: O_o
Sherlock: For God's sake where is the ambulance?
Christine: Only in America can a pizza come to your door faster than an ambulance. **Eats a piece of pizza**
Watson: When did you order pizza?
Christine: Three minutes ago.
Erik: Since when do you eat pizza?
Christine: Since three minutes ago.
Watson: **Hears the ambulance** here it comes!
(The ambulance people put Jessica on a stretcher and everyone goes to the hospital where Jessica is hooked up to a whole bunch of machines and is still unconscious.)