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doesn't
matter.
Watermelon Juggling Jungle Girl?
Jessica: **Finally wakes up** Ugh! What happened? I feel like I just got hit with a bowling ball. Wait, who are you people? Where am I?
Sherlock: She has amnesia.
Erica: **Sarcastically** Good going Sherlock.
Watson: What's this button do? **Pokes a button that makes the nurse come in**
Nurse#1: What's wrong Miss Gorgonzola?
Jessica: Who?
Erik: The idiot pressed a button, don't pay attention to him.
Nurse#1: Okay. **Shrugs her shoulders and walks away**
Jessica: For the last time, who are all of you? And, who am I? And, what am I doing here?
Raoul: Well, you are Jessica Gorgonzola. We are Raoul, me, Christine, her, Erik, him, Sherlock, him, Watson, him, Nadir, him, and Erica, her. You got hit with a bowling ball and were knocked out.
Jessica: Why was I bowling?
Erica: Because we entered a pageant and I won and you said we could go anywhere I wanted to so I took you bowling.
Sherlock: And you will never remember the incidents during the pageant.
Raoul: **Eyes water** Princess!!!!!!! I want my Princess back!
Jessica: What? Who is Princess?
Watson: Princess, he was the best guinea pig ever! **Starts to cry with Raoul**
Jessica: O_o
Erica: We have a lot of explaining to do.
Jessica: You certainly do.
Erik: Well, you and her **points to Erica** were completely obsessed with Sherlock and me so you followed us around for days on end. So then, something bad happened between you and Sherlock, which none of us know, and you two now hate each other and it's all rather like a soap opera.
Jessica: I hate soap operas. Well, I was the one in the coma.
Erica: She remembers something.
Jessica: No, but how could anyone forget the senseless dribble of a soap opera, even if I do have amnesia.
Watson: Do we get to rebuild her memory?
Sherlock: Sure, why not? After all, she has no idea about anything anyway.
Raoul and Watson: Yay! We get to rebuild her memory!
Erik and Sherlock: **slap their foreheads**
Christine: **Eats pizza** Mmm . . . pizza.
Erik: That's rather disturbing.
Christine: I don't care. **Takes another large bite of the pizza**
Jessica: So, did I win?
Sherlock: No, you were disqualified for killing a guinea pig, then lying about it.
Jessica: Was I sneaky about it?
Watson: I don't know. Let's just tell her she grew up in the circus and can juggle watermelons!
Raoul: No, she was born in the jungle fighting tigers and lions and bears.
Christine: Oh my!
Erik: Stop quoting idiotic movies and let's just tell her what we know.
Sherlock: That's not a hell of a lot.
Erica: I know some stuff, like she goes to college to be a forensic scientist and she has a family, who is in I don't know, but she does have one. And, she likes to read and stuff. Oh yea, and plays the violin.
Jessica: Oh now I know a lot about myself. I feel so loved.
Raoul: I swear you were born in the jungles of Borneo!
Watson: No! In the circus juggling watermelons!
Jessica: **Sarcastically** How about I was born in the jungle juggling watermelons?!
Raoul and Watson: Really?!
Jessica: I have no idea. For all I know it could be true.
Watson: Yay! You're a Carney!
Raoul: No, she a jungle girl!
Jessica: No! I'm not either! I am a person who has no idea what's going on, but it's quite plausible I'm a watermelon juggling jungle girl.
Sherlock: No it's not. Anyway, do you have the slightest idea of anything?
Jessica: Well. uh. let's see, no!
Sherlock: You're not helping!
Jessica: Neither are you!
Erik: Stop fighting! It's annoying!
Jessica and Sherlock: I don't care!
Erik: **Whiny** Touchy.
Christine: **Looks sad** I ran out of pizza.
Watson: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! **Starts to cry** I didn't get any! It was so young! The pizza was too young to be digested!
Jessica: Please tell me before I got hit with the bowling ball I found him utterly annoying!
Erica: Yes you did, and you found that one **points to Raoul** annoying too.
Jessica: Good.
Raoul: Just remember that you are what you are, a watermelon juggling jungle girl.
Jessica: I highly doubt that.
Watson: But it could be true.
Jessica: Probably not.
Sherlock: I suppose we should do something other than contemplate if she was born in the jungle or circus, which I am certain she was not.
Jessica: I am certain I was not either now help me get these needles out and we can leave.
Nurse#2: No you can't. You have to be cleared to leave by Dr. Quack.
Erica: Dr. Quack?
Nurse#2: Yes, he's very sensitive about his last name.
Dr. Quack: **Strolls in and looks at chart** She's free to go if she can pull out the needles herself . . . I'm busy at the moment. **Pulls out a gameboy** I choose you pikachu!
Jessica: O_o. Anyway, one . . . two . . . three . . . four . . .
Watson: **Pulls them out** Five!
Jessica: **Screams** That hurt you dork!
Erik: Do you know what a dork is?
Jessica: I don't fully remember but I can tell you it is not something pleasant! But let's get out of here.
Christine: We have to wait for my next pizza, and then we can leave.
(Pizza Guy walks in)
Pizza Guy: Here's your pizza Mrs. Changy.
Christine: Thank you. **Hands him money and gorges**
Everyone else: **Blinks**
(They all leave the hospital and go to the
Raoul: Jungle!
Announcer person: No you idiot, they go to the hotel.
Raoul: I know, but maybe it's a hotel in the jungle!
Announcer person: **Hits Raoul** No it's not, but you go to the hotel and go to the judges rooms [they're bigger than contestant rooms.])
Watermelon Juggling Jungle Girl?
Jessica: **Finally wakes up** Ugh! What happened? I feel like I just got hit with a bowling ball. Wait, who are you people? Where am I?
Sherlock: She has amnesia.
Erica: **Sarcastically** Good going Sherlock.
Watson: What's this button do? **Pokes a button that makes the nurse come in**
Nurse#1: What's wrong Miss Gorgonzola?
Jessica: Who?
Erik: The idiot pressed a button, don't pay attention to him.
Nurse#1: Okay. **Shrugs her shoulders and walks away**
Jessica: For the last time, who are all of you? And, who am I? And, what am I doing here?
Raoul: Well, you are Jessica Gorgonzola. We are Raoul, me, Christine, her, Erik, him, Sherlock, him, Watson, him, Nadir, him, and Erica, her. You got hit with a bowling ball and were knocked out.
Jessica: Why was I bowling?
Erica: Because we entered a pageant and I won and you said we could go anywhere I wanted to so I took you bowling.
Sherlock: And you will never remember the incidents during the pageant.
Raoul: **Eyes water** Princess!!!!!!! I want my Princess back!
Jessica: What? Who is Princess?
Watson: Princess, he was the best guinea pig ever! **Starts to cry with Raoul**
Jessica: O_o
Erica: We have a lot of explaining to do.
Jessica: You certainly do.
Erik: Well, you and her **points to Erica** were completely obsessed with Sherlock and me so you followed us around for days on end. So then, something bad happened between you and Sherlock, which none of us know, and you two now hate each other and it's all rather like a soap opera.
Jessica: I hate soap operas. Well, I was the one in the coma.
Erica: She remembers something.
Jessica: No, but how could anyone forget the senseless dribble of a soap opera, even if I do have amnesia.
Watson: Do we get to rebuild her memory?
Sherlock: Sure, why not? After all, she has no idea about anything anyway.
Raoul and Watson: Yay! We get to rebuild her memory!
Erik and Sherlock: **slap their foreheads**
Christine: **Eats pizza** Mmm . . . pizza.
Erik: That's rather disturbing.
Christine: I don't care. **Takes another large bite of the pizza**
Jessica: So, did I win?
Sherlock: No, you were disqualified for killing a guinea pig, then lying about it.
Jessica: Was I sneaky about it?
Watson: I don't know. Let's just tell her she grew up in the circus and can juggle watermelons!
Raoul: No, she was born in the jungle fighting tigers and lions and bears.
Christine: Oh my!
Erik: Stop quoting idiotic movies and let's just tell her what we know.
Sherlock: That's not a hell of a lot.
Erica: I know some stuff, like she goes to college to be a forensic scientist and she has a family, who is in I don't know, but she does have one. And, she likes to read and stuff. Oh yea, and plays the violin.
Jessica: Oh now I know a lot about myself. I feel so loved.
Raoul: I swear you were born in the jungles of Borneo!
Watson: No! In the circus juggling watermelons!
Jessica: **Sarcastically** How about I was born in the jungle juggling watermelons?!
Raoul and Watson: Really?!
Jessica: I have no idea. For all I know it could be true.
Watson: Yay! You're a Carney!
Raoul: No, she a jungle girl!
Jessica: No! I'm not either! I am a person who has no idea what's going on, but it's quite plausible I'm a watermelon juggling jungle girl.
Sherlock: No it's not. Anyway, do you have the slightest idea of anything?
Jessica: Well. uh. let's see, no!
Sherlock: You're not helping!
Jessica: Neither are you!
Erik: Stop fighting! It's annoying!
Jessica and Sherlock: I don't care!
Erik: **Whiny** Touchy.
Christine: **Looks sad** I ran out of pizza.
Watson: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! **Starts to cry** I didn't get any! It was so young! The pizza was too young to be digested!
Jessica: Please tell me before I got hit with the bowling ball I found him utterly annoying!
Erica: Yes you did, and you found that one **points to Raoul** annoying too.
Jessica: Good.
Raoul: Just remember that you are what you are, a watermelon juggling jungle girl.
Jessica: I highly doubt that.
Watson: But it could be true.
Jessica: Probably not.
Sherlock: I suppose we should do something other than contemplate if she was born in the jungle or circus, which I am certain she was not.
Jessica: I am certain I was not either now help me get these needles out and we can leave.
Nurse#2: No you can't. You have to be cleared to leave by Dr. Quack.
Erica: Dr. Quack?
Nurse#2: Yes, he's very sensitive about his last name.
Dr. Quack: **Strolls in and looks at chart** She's free to go if she can pull out the needles herself . . . I'm busy at the moment. **Pulls out a gameboy** I choose you pikachu!
Jessica: O_o. Anyway, one . . . two . . . three . . . four . . .
Watson: **Pulls them out** Five!
Jessica: **Screams** That hurt you dork!
Erik: Do you know what a dork is?
Jessica: I don't fully remember but I can tell you it is not something pleasant! But let's get out of here.
Christine: We have to wait for my next pizza, and then we can leave.
(Pizza Guy walks in)
Pizza Guy: Here's your pizza Mrs. Changy.
Christine: Thank you. **Hands him money and gorges**
Everyone else: **Blinks**
(They all leave the hospital and go to the
Raoul: Jungle!
Announcer person: No you idiot, they go to the hotel.
Raoul: I know, but maybe it's a hotel in the jungle!
Announcer person: **Hits Raoul** No it's not, but you go to the hotel and go to the judges rooms [they're bigger than contestant rooms.])