Disclaimer - I still don't own anything, although I'm working on it **Runs
to find the person who does own them**
"No more will he sing that infernal song!"
Sherlock: I read that music can trigger brain activity.
Erik: We need a CD player.
Raoul: Okay **Pulls out pink CD player** Here you go.
Erica: Let's put this one in **Pulls out "POTO" CD**
Raoul: **Sneaks a different CD in and presses play**
CD Player: Red, the color of an apple. Orange, the color of an orange. Yellow, a great big beautiful sun, sun, sun -
Jessica: **Throws the CD player across the room** Okay, that's not working! Shut it off!
CD player: **Dying** Green, the, color, of, the, trees, and, lots, of, things, that, gr- **Sparks and shuts off**
Watson: **Starts to cry** It was too young to die! No!
Erik: Anyway. what else is supposed to work?
Sherlock: **Paging through a book** well, animals are also said to work.
Erica: I'll be right back **bolts downstairs to a pet store and buys a puppy** Okay, I'm back. **Puts it on Jessica's lap** His name is Spike.
Jessica: Okay, it's cute and all, but I don't see how it's supposed to work.
Watson: Hey Holmes, you were wrong twice in one day!
Sherlock: Shut up you dolt! **Hits Watson really hard**
Watson: **Whimpers and walks to the corner and cries**
Erik: Anyway . . . where's the fop?
Everyone: **Looks around to see Raoul dancing with earphones on**
Christine: **Taps him on the shoulder** what are you listening to?
Raoul: Polka! **Starts to sing and do "The Chicken Dance"** I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck so kiss my butt, butt, butt, butt butt!
Everyone: O_o
Erica: **Takes ear phones and smashes them with her foot and then throws the CD player at the wall and it smashes into tiny pieces** Ha! I broke it! No more will he sing that infernal song!
Raoul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! **Tries to catch his breath**
Jessica: Anyway can someone please help me? I really want my memory back.
Erica: **Dials phone** Hello? Dr. Quack. Yes, she hasn't got her memory back and we've tried a whole bunch of stuff. Come in right now? Okay. **Hangs up** He said to come right now.
Jessica: Fine, let's go.
Watson: I want to play doctor. Can I drive the car? Please? No! I wanna drive!
Sherlock: Shut up and let's go.
(They all get into two cars and go to Dr. Quacks office**
"No more will he sing that infernal song!"
Sherlock: I read that music can trigger brain activity.
Erik: We need a CD player.
Raoul: Okay **Pulls out pink CD player** Here you go.
Erica: Let's put this one in **Pulls out "POTO" CD**
Raoul: **Sneaks a different CD in and presses play**
CD Player: Red, the color of an apple. Orange, the color of an orange. Yellow, a great big beautiful sun, sun, sun -
Jessica: **Throws the CD player across the room** Okay, that's not working! Shut it off!
CD player: **Dying** Green, the, color, of, the, trees, and, lots, of, things, that, gr- **Sparks and shuts off**
Watson: **Starts to cry** It was too young to die! No!
Erik: Anyway. what else is supposed to work?
Sherlock: **Paging through a book** well, animals are also said to work.
Erica: I'll be right back **bolts downstairs to a pet store and buys a puppy** Okay, I'm back. **Puts it on Jessica's lap** His name is Spike.
Jessica: Okay, it's cute and all, but I don't see how it's supposed to work.
Watson: Hey Holmes, you were wrong twice in one day!
Sherlock: Shut up you dolt! **Hits Watson really hard**
Watson: **Whimpers and walks to the corner and cries**
Erik: Anyway . . . where's the fop?
Everyone: **Looks around to see Raoul dancing with earphones on**
Christine: **Taps him on the shoulder** what are you listening to?
Raoul: Polka! **Starts to sing and do "The Chicken Dance"** I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck so kiss my butt, butt, butt, butt butt!
Everyone: O_o
Erica: **Takes ear phones and smashes them with her foot and then throws the CD player at the wall and it smashes into tiny pieces** Ha! I broke it! No more will he sing that infernal song!
Raoul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! **Tries to catch his breath**
Jessica: Anyway can someone please help me? I really want my memory back.
Erica: **Dials phone** Hello? Dr. Quack. Yes, she hasn't got her memory back and we've tried a whole bunch of stuff. Come in right now? Okay. **Hangs up** He said to come right now.
Jessica: Fine, let's go.
Watson: I want to play doctor. Can I drive the car? Please? No! I wanna drive!
Sherlock: Shut up and let's go.
(They all get into two cars and go to Dr. Quacks office**