Disclaimer - I found him, he wouldn't let me have the rights to the
characters, but I can very well pretend I do, but that would be wrong so I
don't own them, unless you'd like to think I do. That would be sweet, but
since you probably won't ignore my author dribble.
Electrodes?
Dr. Quack: **Hispanic accent** Hello everybody!
Everybody: Hello Dr. Quack.
Dr. Quack: Okay, since my sleeping gas is the older version she will not be totally asleep right away and may say some things that she shouldn't so I just wanted to let you know. **Puts mask on Jessica's face**
Jessica: **Gets giggly and kind of weirded out** ya know what Sherlock, you're kinda cute, and Erik, love that voice. Raoul and Watson, you two suck, I hate you both. **Falls asleep**
Sherlock: **Blushes**
Erica: **Laughs and points at Sherlock** He's blushing! Ha!
Sherlock: **Gets stone-faced again** Shut up.
Dr. Quack: Shh! I need silence. **Draws little x's on Jessica's temples and puts electrodes on her. He keeps them in place with little pins that go into your head two inches and presses the voltage button** It should work after I press this three times. **Presses it again. Then, the third time** Okay, she should wake up in about an hour. **Neglects to take out electrodes and walks into the other room**
Raoul: **Poking Jessica** is she dead?
Erik: No you imbecile, she's asleep.
(Doorbell rings)
Christine: Oh! I'll get it! **Answers the door and there's a pizza guy standing out there** Pizza! Yay! Here's the cash. **Throws the money at him and grabs the pizza**
Everyone else: O_o
Christine: What? I can be hungry too ya know.
Raoul and Watson: Can I have a piece?
Christine: **Starts to growl and foam at the mouth** NO! IT'S MY PIZZA! MINE! ALL MINE!
Everyone else: O_o
Raoul and Watson: **Go and play with telletubbies because they can't have her pizza**
Erik: This is terribly tedious**
Erica: I want to go home. **Plugs in gameboy to one of the machines for power, but doesn't realize it's the electrode machine and starts to play a boxing game. She presses a punch button and Jessica hits Stephanie [another contestant who came along for the ride] right in the nose and breaks her nose**
Stephanie: **Grabs her face** my nose! Ah! What has she done to my nose?
Sherlock: It looks like it might be broken.
Stephanie: Did I ask you? I didn't think so, but someone get me a towel!
Erica: Oops. **Puts gameboy in pocket inconspicuously and then goes to get a towel** Here you go.
Stephanie: **Leaves with the towel**
Erica: Well she was rude. She didn't even say thank you.
Sherlock: I just want to go back to London.
Erik: I want to go back to my lair, right now.
Nadir: I want my shoes back! **Still has on bowling shoes from previous day**
Watson: Ha, ha! You forgot your slippers at the bowling alley!
Nadir: No, I didn't forget them, you people wouldn't let me get them. Dear Allah I want slippers.
Erica: **Gets devious idea and runs to the department store next door and comes back with a bag** Here Nadir!
Nadir: **Greedily opens the bag to reveal pink bunny slippers** Erm . . . what are these?
Erica: **Innocently** I got you some slippers. Put them on or you'll make me feel bad.
Nadir: **Grumbles something under his breath and puts them on** Wow! They're fuzzy!
Raoul: **Gets wide-eyed** Fuzzy! I want to touch them! Can I touch the fuzzy shoes?
Nadir: No! **Raoul does it anyway** I hate you fop.
Raoul: I am not a fop! I am a Raoul de Changy and you should love me! I am special.
Erik: **Under his breath** yea, your special, Special Ed.
Watson: What was that?
Erik: Nothing.
Dr. Quack: **Comes back in** I forgot to take the electrodes out. **Takes them out and goes away again**
(Finally, after the hour is up)
Jessica: Hey everybody. Wait, I think I remember something. Someone quiz me!
Sherlock: Where did you go to school?
Jessica: The University of New Haven. **Thinks about it** Hey! I remembered something! I'm cured!
Erica: Where were you born?
Jessica: Uh . . . I don't know. But I do know that when I was 16 I had my own apartment.
Raoul: What about before you were 16?
Jessica: I don't know. But I also remember that Sherlock is a jerk and I hate him!
Erik: This is the first and last time any of you will ever hear this, I am so confused. What exactly happened?
Sherlock: It is not important. All you have to know is she's a lying wench.
Christine: Language Sherlock! I don't want my baby to hear you say those words!
Raoul: That's right you're pregnant. **Gets to close to pizza**
Christine: **Foams at the mouth** Get away from my pizza! **Chases him around the hospital for almost touching the pizza**
Raoul: Help me! **Tries to get away from Christine**
Erik: **Rolling on the floor in laughter**
Jessica: I don't want to know. But I do know I want to go home.
(They all go back to the hotel.)
Electrodes?
Dr. Quack: **Hispanic accent** Hello everybody!
Everybody: Hello Dr. Quack.
Dr. Quack: Okay, since my sleeping gas is the older version she will not be totally asleep right away and may say some things that she shouldn't so I just wanted to let you know. **Puts mask on Jessica's face**
Jessica: **Gets giggly and kind of weirded out** ya know what Sherlock, you're kinda cute, and Erik, love that voice. Raoul and Watson, you two suck, I hate you both. **Falls asleep**
Sherlock: **Blushes**
Erica: **Laughs and points at Sherlock** He's blushing! Ha!
Sherlock: **Gets stone-faced again** Shut up.
Dr. Quack: Shh! I need silence. **Draws little x's on Jessica's temples and puts electrodes on her. He keeps them in place with little pins that go into your head two inches and presses the voltage button** It should work after I press this three times. **Presses it again. Then, the third time** Okay, she should wake up in about an hour. **Neglects to take out electrodes and walks into the other room**
Raoul: **Poking Jessica** is she dead?
Erik: No you imbecile, she's asleep.
(Doorbell rings)
Christine: Oh! I'll get it! **Answers the door and there's a pizza guy standing out there** Pizza! Yay! Here's the cash. **Throws the money at him and grabs the pizza**
Everyone else: O_o
Christine: What? I can be hungry too ya know.
Raoul and Watson: Can I have a piece?
Christine: **Starts to growl and foam at the mouth** NO! IT'S MY PIZZA! MINE! ALL MINE!
Everyone else: O_o
Raoul and Watson: **Go and play with telletubbies because they can't have her pizza**
Erik: This is terribly tedious**
Erica: I want to go home. **Plugs in gameboy to one of the machines for power, but doesn't realize it's the electrode machine and starts to play a boxing game. She presses a punch button and Jessica hits Stephanie [another contestant who came along for the ride] right in the nose and breaks her nose**
Stephanie: **Grabs her face** my nose! Ah! What has she done to my nose?
Sherlock: It looks like it might be broken.
Stephanie: Did I ask you? I didn't think so, but someone get me a towel!
Erica: Oops. **Puts gameboy in pocket inconspicuously and then goes to get a towel** Here you go.
Stephanie: **Leaves with the towel**
Erica: Well she was rude. She didn't even say thank you.
Sherlock: I just want to go back to London.
Erik: I want to go back to my lair, right now.
Nadir: I want my shoes back! **Still has on bowling shoes from previous day**
Watson: Ha, ha! You forgot your slippers at the bowling alley!
Nadir: No, I didn't forget them, you people wouldn't let me get them. Dear Allah I want slippers.
Erica: **Gets devious idea and runs to the department store next door and comes back with a bag** Here Nadir!
Nadir: **Greedily opens the bag to reveal pink bunny slippers** Erm . . . what are these?
Erica: **Innocently** I got you some slippers. Put them on or you'll make me feel bad.
Nadir: **Grumbles something under his breath and puts them on** Wow! They're fuzzy!
Raoul: **Gets wide-eyed** Fuzzy! I want to touch them! Can I touch the fuzzy shoes?
Nadir: No! **Raoul does it anyway** I hate you fop.
Raoul: I am not a fop! I am a Raoul de Changy and you should love me! I am special.
Erik: **Under his breath** yea, your special, Special Ed.
Watson: What was that?
Erik: Nothing.
Dr. Quack: **Comes back in** I forgot to take the electrodes out. **Takes them out and goes away again**
(Finally, after the hour is up)
Jessica: Hey everybody. Wait, I think I remember something. Someone quiz me!
Sherlock: Where did you go to school?
Jessica: The University of New Haven. **Thinks about it** Hey! I remembered something! I'm cured!
Erica: Where were you born?
Jessica: Uh . . . I don't know. But I do know that when I was 16 I had my own apartment.
Raoul: What about before you were 16?
Jessica: I don't know. But I also remember that Sherlock is a jerk and I hate him!
Erik: This is the first and last time any of you will ever hear this, I am so confused. What exactly happened?
Sherlock: It is not important. All you have to know is she's a lying wench.
Christine: Language Sherlock! I don't want my baby to hear you say those words!
Raoul: That's right you're pregnant. **Gets to close to pizza**
Christine: **Foams at the mouth** Get away from my pizza! **Chases him around the hospital for almost touching the pizza**
Raoul: Help me! **Tries to get away from Christine**
Erik: **Rolling on the floor in laughter**
Jessica: I don't want to know. But I do know I want to go home.
(They all go back to the hotel.)