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lyrics to Christina Aguleria songs.
Gorgy!
(Everyone is packing to go home when Erica and Jessica's hotel phone rings. Erica answers)
Erica: Hello? Uh, she's packing. Sure I'll tell her. Bye. **Hangs up and goes back to packing** Sherlock just called he wants to meet you outside.
Jessica: **Stops packing** I have no intention of talking to him.
Erica: C'mon. You have to talk to him. This may be the last time you ever see him.
Jessica: Thank God. **Continues to pack**
Erica: Go or else I won't speak to you ever again.
Jessica: **Mutters something incoherent** Fine, I'll go. **Goes downstairs and out the door where Sherlock is standing with his back to the door. Taps his shoulder** what'd you want?
Sherlock: Oh, I wanted to say I was sorry for what I said. I was wrong to have overreacted and I must say you were very clever and cunning with your lie, even if it wasn't right I must say you do it very well. I would like to offer you the chance of coming to London to be my apprentice.
Jessica: **Totally speechless** Well, I mean, maybe, I guess. But why did you change your mind? This is getting really weird.
Sherlock: There aren't many people who could meet my standards and you are one of the few. I thought I needed a more suitable partner than Watson; after all he is a spot of a dolt you know.
Jessica: **Hugs Sherlock really tight** Of course I'll come! This is the opportunity of a lifetime!
Sherlock: This will be the start of a grand adventure.
(They go back inside and back to their rooms. Later on that evening they're eating a goodbye dinner at another fancy restaurant, only this time it's Italian food. Erik is sitting next to Erica and Christine; Raoul is near Christine and Watson. Sherlock is near Jessica and Nadir.)
Christine: I want pizza! **Licks her lips**
Raoul: Pregnant Christine is very scary. **Starts to hum a Barney song**
Nadir: Make him shut up!
Erik: It would be my pleasure. **Takes out the Punjab lasso and starts to strangle Raoul**
Jessica: I remember that I do find that rather amusing.
Erica: Yay! She's coming back!
Jessica: O_o
Sherlock: Anyway, what do we suppose we should eat?
Jessica: Penne a la vodka.
Erica: What's that?
Jessica: It's penne, macaroni, a la vodka.
Erica: I still don't get it, but what ever.
(The waiter comes over)
Waiter: How may I help you?
Jessica: Eight penne a la vodkas and eight glasses of sparkling water.
Waiter: Is that all?
Christine: No, we also want a cheese pizza.
Waiter: I will be back in a moment.
Christine: **Foaming at the mouth** Pizza! Must have my pizza!
Everyone: **Scoots away from Christine**
Raoul: I'm still afraid of pregnant Christine!
Erik: We all are, trust me.
(20 minutes later the waiter is coming back with the food)
Waiter: Enjoy. **Hands everyone their plates and they start to eat**
Sherlock: You were right Gorgy, this is amazing.
Everyone except Jessica and Sherlock: Gorgy?
Jessica: Well, as Sherlock's apprentice I am entitled to a nickname. Jess is too informal and Gorgonzola takes too long to say so Gorgy seemed to be the perfect nickname.
Everyone: **Blinks**
Jessica and Sherlock: **sigh at their ignorance**
Erik: What is it about you two? You act like you were never mad at each other.
Jessica: It's a long story; you're better off not asking.
Christine: **stops gorging** okay, 'cause I didn't want to listen. **Resumes gorging**
Erik: I have an announcement.
Everyone: **Looks at him in confusion**
Erik: I am buying a cheese company in Wisconsin and I am offering Christine the vice-president job. Raoul, you could be a worker.
Christine: I'd love to work in your factory! **Hugs Erik**
Erik: **Sighs** Excellent! **Gets monotonous** Raoul?
Raoul: Sure why not? I need a job to support my wife and baby!
Erik: Humph!
Raoul: **Singing and does a belly dance** I'm a genie in a bottle baby! Gotta rub me the right way honey! I'm a genie in a bottle baby!
Everyone: **Blinks**
Watson: **Singing and does a booty dance** Come on over! Come on over baby! Hey boy you got what's going on! Come on over! Come on over baby!
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: I will never be the same again.
Sherlock: I generally have a strong stomach, but I just lost my appetite.
Erik: That was a grotesque display!
Watson and Raoul: **Take bows and sit and eat again**
(40 minutes later everyone is ready to leave and Christine is taking all their food home for herself.)
Sherlock: Gorgy, that is something that I never wish to see again. Watson is such an idiot.
Jessica: Yes I know Holmes. I never really thought Watson was a suitable sidekick.
Watson: **Overhears them talking and talks to himself** I will get revenge! I will! **Bad Diabolical laughter**
Raoul: What's wrong? Are you going to hurl?
Watson: I was trying to laugh evilly! Ugh! **Storms into the hotel**
Raoul: **Decides to copy him** I was trying to laugh evilly! Ugh! **Storms into the hotel**
Christine: **Follows closely behind Raoul running with the food**
Sherlock: That is odd.
Erica: I just want to go home. **Gets a stroke of genius** Can I work in your factory Erik?
Erik: Why not?
Erica: Yay! I have a job for Erik! I am so happy!
(Everyone goes into their rooms to go to sleep and get ready for leaving the next morning.
Jessica, Sherlock, and Watson: London
Erik, Erica, Raoul, Christine, and the bags of food: Wisconsin
Nadir: Paris)
Gorgy!
(Everyone is packing to go home when Erica and Jessica's hotel phone rings. Erica answers)
Erica: Hello? Uh, she's packing. Sure I'll tell her. Bye. **Hangs up and goes back to packing** Sherlock just called he wants to meet you outside.
Jessica: **Stops packing** I have no intention of talking to him.
Erica: C'mon. You have to talk to him. This may be the last time you ever see him.
Jessica: Thank God. **Continues to pack**
Erica: Go or else I won't speak to you ever again.
Jessica: **Mutters something incoherent** Fine, I'll go. **Goes downstairs and out the door where Sherlock is standing with his back to the door. Taps his shoulder** what'd you want?
Sherlock: Oh, I wanted to say I was sorry for what I said. I was wrong to have overreacted and I must say you were very clever and cunning with your lie, even if it wasn't right I must say you do it very well. I would like to offer you the chance of coming to London to be my apprentice.
Jessica: **Totally speechless** Well, I mean, maybe, I guess. But why did you change your mind? This is getting really weird.
Sherlock: There aren't many people who could meet my standards and you are one of the few. I thought I needed a more suitable partner than Watson; after all he is a spot of a dolt you know.
Jessica: **Hugs Sherlock really tight** Of course I'll come! This is the opportunity of a lifetime!
Sherlock: This will be the start of a grand adventure.
(They go back inside and back to their rooms. Later on that evening they're eating a goodbye dinner at another fancy restaurant, only this time it's Italian food. Erik is sitting next to Erica and Christine; Raoul is near Christine and Watson. Sherlock is near Jessica and Nadir.)
Christine: I want pizza! **Licks her lips**
Raoul: Pregnant Christine is very scary. **Starts to hum a Barney song**
Nadir: Make him shut up!
Erik: It would be my pleasure. **Takes out the Punjab lasso and starts to strangle Raoul**
Jessica: I remember that I do find that rather amusing.
Erica: Yay! She's coming back!
Jessica: O_o
Sherlock: Anyway, what do we suppose we should eat?
Jessica: Penne a la vodka.
Erica: What's that?
Jessica: It's penne, macaroni, a la vodka.
Erica: I still don't get it, but what ever.
(The waiter comes over)
Waiter: How may I help you?
Jessica: Eight penne a la vodkas and eight glasses of sparkling water.
Waiter: Is that all?
Christine: No, we also want a cheese pizza.
Waiter: I will be back in a moment.
Christine: **Foaming at the mouth** Pizza! Must have my pizza!
Everyone: **Scoots away from Christine**
Raoul: I'm still afraid of pregnant Christine!
Erik: We all are, trust me.
(20 minutes later the waiter is coming back with the food)
Waiter: Enjoy. **Hands everyone their plates and they start to eat**
Sherlock: You were right Gorgy, this is amazing.
Everyone except Jessica and Sherlock: Gorgy?
Jessica: Well, as Sherlock's apprentice I am entitled to a nickname. Jess is too informal and Gorgonzola takes too long to say so Gorgy seemed to be the perfect nickname.
Everyone: **Blinks**
Jessica and Sherlock: **sigh at their ignorance**
Erik: What is it about you two? You act like you were never mad at each other.
Jessica: It's a long story; you're better off not asking.
Christine: **stops gorging** okay, 'cause I didn't want to listen. **Resumes gorging**
Erik: I have an announcement.
Everyone: **Looks at him in confusion**
Erik: I am buying a cheese company in Wisconsin and I am offering Christine the vice-president job. Raoul, you could be a worker.
Christine: I'd love to work in your factory! **Hugs Erik**
Erik: **Sighs** Excellent! **Gets monotonous** Raoul?
Raoul: Sure why not? I need a job to support my wife and baby!
Erik: Humph!
Raoul: **Singing and does a belly dance** I'm a genie in a bottle baby! Gotta rub me the right way honey! I'm a genie in a bottle baby!
Everyone: **Blinks**
Watson: **Singing and does a booty dance** Come on over! Come on over baby! Hey boy you got what's going on! Come on over! Come on over baby!
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: I will never be the same again.
Sherlock: I generally have a strong stomach, but I just lost my appetite.
Erik: That was a grotesque display!
Watson and Raoul: **Take bows and sit and eat again**
(40 minutes later everyone is ready to leave and Christine is taking all their food home for herself.)
Sherlock: Gorgy, that is something that I never wish to see again. Watson is such an idiot.
Jessica: Yes I know Holmes. I never really thought Watson was a suitable sidekick.
Watson: **Overhears them talking and talks to himself** I will get revenge! I will! **Bad Diabolical laughter**
Raoul: What's wrong? Are you going to hurl?
Watson: I was trying to laugh evilly! Ugh! **Storms into the hotel**
Raoul: **Decides to copy him** I was trying to laugh evilly! Ugh! **Storms into the hotel**
Christine: **Follows closely behind Raoul running with the food**
Sherlock: That is odd.
Erica: I just want to go home. **Gets a stroke of genius** Can I work in your factory Erik?
Erik: Why not?
Erica: Yay! I have a job for Erik! I am so happy!
(Everyone goes into their rooms to go to sleep and get ready for leaving the next morning.
Jessica, Sherlock, and Watson: London
Erik, Erica, Raoul, Christine, and the bags of food: Wisconsin
Nadir: Paris)