Disclaimer - **To the tune of "My Way"** and now the end is near, it's time
to face the final curtain! **Regular again** Anyway, this is the last real
chapter of this story so by now you should have to idea that I never did
and never will own any of the characters that you have come to love, except
me, but I'm not loveable so whatever.
The End
(They're at the airport waiting for their flights)
Erik: When's our flight?
Erica: It's in an hour.
Christine: **Perky** so I have enough time to order a pizza!
Raoul: We're going to go poor because you order so much pizza.
Christine: I don't care. **Goes to order pizza**
Raoul: **Chases after her**
Sherlock: Gorgy, when's our flight?
Jessica: In 30 minutes, we should be loading soon.
Nadir: I love these slippers. I never realized how much pink bunnies really did for us. I'm going to paint my whole house pink to match these spiffy slippers! Maybe pink walls, and pink carpet, but then I need pink bedspreads, and throw pillows! I have so much redecorating to do, and not to mention how I'll have to dye all my clothes pink!
Everyone: O_o
Erica: I knew you would like them.
Raoul: **Valley girl voice** Orange is so the new pink!
Watson: Whoever said that should be shot, pink will never be replaced by a secondary color like orange **Cough** Jessica **Cough**
Jessica: What, do you need a cough drop?
Watson: Never mind!
Jessica: **Looks at watch** we better get going!
Sherlock: We have a slight problem.
Jessica: and that would be?
Sherlock: we only have two first class tickets and one coach ticket.
Jessica: What's the big deal, you and I will go in first class and Watson will be in coach.
Watson: **Goes to protest but is interrupted**
Sherlock: It's settled then. Do you mind Watson?
Watson: **Crossly** No! I don't mind!
Sherlock: Good, now let's be off!
Jessica: Okay! **Follows like a puppy**
Watson: **Lags behind**
(They get onto the plane and we see Jessica and Sherlock in first class)
Jessica: **Panicky** did I mention I'm afraid of heights?
Sherlock: Several times now. Can you please calm down?
Jessica: Calm down? Do you know what happened to Amelia Earnhart?
Sherlock: Yes, I do, but there's no need to be worried. I am sure the pilot is highly qualified.
Jessica: That's what they all say. **Faints because she's freaking out so much**
Sherlock: Thank God she's quiet.
(After take off in coach -)
Random child: **Kicking Watson's seat**
Random baby: **screaming**
Watson: **Squished between two fat people**
(Meanwhile in first class)
Jessica: **Looks out the window** OH MY GOD! NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT AN OCEAN! WE'RE FLYING OVER AN OCEAN! OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Sherlock: Calm down Gorgy, there's nothing to worry about.
Jessica: OF COURSE THERE'S SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT! WE'RE HIGH IN AIR OVER AN OCEAN! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! **Sobbing**
(After multiple hours of flight they finally land in England)
Jessica: **Kissing the ground** Thank God we're on the ground again! Thank God!
Sherlock: **Embarrassed** Get up. You look like Watson!
Jessica: **Jumps up off the ground** Olay. I'm normal now.
Watson: Humph!
(They go to Baker Street)
Jessica: Whoa! It looks just like I imagined.
Sherlock: Well, it should, after all, it doesn't change much.
Watson: Holmes, we have a problem.
Sherlock: And that would be?
Watson: We only have two rooms.
Sherlock: Oh, well Watson I guess you're going to have to leave.
Watson: What? **Starts to sob** I don't wanna go! I have all my stuff here and the move would make Tinky-winky so very upset!
Jessica: O_o
Sherlock: Fine, Gorgy and I will just have to share a room.
Jessica: **Under her breath** Yes! Score!
Watson: **Crossly** Fine! Be that way. I'm going to go to the store to get cake mix. **Leaves**
Jessica: Why is he getting cake mix?
Sherlock: When he's upset he likes to bake.
Jessica: **Gets evil idea** I'll be right back **Runs into the kitchen and dumps out pink frosting and fills container with pink paint and stirs it around so it resembles the frosting. Comes back** Okay I'm done.
Sherlock: Did you just paint something?
Jessica: **Realizes there's pink paint on her hands** Oh, yea, it's a present to send. to um. Erik, yea for his new business.
Sherlock: Okay.
(Three hours later Watson's frosting the cake and Jessica's hysterically laughing but no one's paying attention to her. Watson takes the first bite)
Watson: This cake tastes - (falls on the floor and has seizures.)
Jessica: **Laughing so hard her sides hurt** Ha! Look at him shake!
Sherlock: What did you do?
Jessica: Nothing.
Sherlock: This is the beginning of an odd friendship.
THE END!
Go to the next chapter to find what's in store for Gorgy, Sherlock, Watson, Erik, Christine, Erica and the fop!
The End
(They're at the airport waiting for their flights)
Erik: When's our flight?
Erica: It's in an hour.
Christine: **Perky** so I have enough time to order a pizza!
Raoul: We're going to go poor because you order so much pizza.
Christine: I don't care. **Goes to order pizza**
Raoul: **Chases after her**
Sherlock: Gorgy, when's our flight?
Jessica: In 30 minutes, we should be loading soon.
Nadir: I love these slippers. I never realized how much pink bunnies really did for us. I'm going to paint my whole house pink to match these spiffy slippers! Maybe pink walls, and pink carpet, but then I need pink bedspreads, and throw pillows! I have so much redecorating to do, and not to mention how I'll have to dye all my clothes pink!
Everyone: O_o
Erica: I knew you would like them.
Raoul: **Valley girl voice** Orange is so the new pink!
Watson: Whoever said that should be shot, pink will never be replaced by a secondary color like orange **Cough** Jessica **Cough**
Jessica: What, do you need a cough drop?
Watson: Never mind!
Jessica: **Looks at watch** we better get going!
Sherlock: We have a slight problem.
Jessica: and that would be?
Sherlock: we only have two first class tickets and one coach ticket.
Jessica: What's the big deal, you and I will go in first class and Watson will be in coach.
Watson: **Goes to protest but is interrupted**
Sherlock: It's settled then. Do you mind Watson?
Watson: **Crossly** No! I don't mind!
Sherlock: Good, now let's be off!
Jessica: Okay! **Follows like a puppy**
Watson: **Lags behind**
(They get onto the plane and we see Jessica and Sherlock in first class)
Jessica: **Panicky** did I mention I'm afraid of heights?
Sherlock: Several times now. Can you please calm down?
Jessica: Calm down? Do you know what happened to Amelia Earnhart?
Sherlock: Yes, I do, but there's no need to be worried. I am sure the pilot is highly qualified.
Jessica: That's what they all say. **Faints because she's freaking out so much**
Sherlock: Thank God she's quiet.
(After take off in coach -)
Random child: **Kicking Watson's seat**
Random baby: **screaming**
Watson: **Squished between two fat people**
(Meanwhile in first class)
Jessica: **Looks out the window** OH MY GOD! NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT AN OCEAN! WE'RE FLYING OVER AN OCEAN! OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Sherlock: Calm down Gorgy, there's nothing to worry about.
Jessica: OF COURSE THERE'S SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT! WE'RE HIGH IN AIR OVER AN OCEAN! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! **Sobbing**
(After multiple hours of flight they finally land in England)
Jessica: **Kissing the ground** Thank God we're on the ground again! Thank God!
Sherlock: **Embarrassed** Get up. You look like Watson!
Jessica: **Jumps up off the ground** Olay. I'm normal now.
Watson: Humph!
(They go to Baker Street)
Jessica: Whoa! It looks just like I imagined.
Sherlock: Well, it should, after all, it doesn't change much.
Watson: Holmes, we have a problem.
Sherlock: And that would be?
Watson: We only have two rooms.
Sherlock: Oh, well Watson I guess you're going to have to leave.
Watson: What? **Starts to sob** I don't wanna go! I have all my stuff here and the move would make Tinky-winky so very upset!
Jessica: O_o
Sherlock: Fine, Gorgy and I will just have to share a room.
Jessica: **Under her breath** Yes! Score!
Watson: **Crossly** Fine! Be that way. I'm going to go to the store to get cake mix. **Leaves**
Jessica: Why is he getting cake mix?
Sherlock: When he's upset he likes to bake.
Jessica: **Gets evil idea** I'll be right back **Runs into the kitchen and dumps out pink frosting and fills container with pink paint and stirs it around so it resembles the frosting. Comes back** Okay I'm done.
Sherlock: Did you just paint something?
Jessica: **Realizes there's pink paint on her hands** Oh, yea, it's a present to send. to um. Erik, yea for his new business.
Sherlock: Okay.
(Three hours later Watson's frosting the cake and Jessica's hysterically laughing but no one's paying attention to her. Watson takes the first bite)
Watson: This cake tastes - (falls on the floor and has seizures.)
Jessica: **Laughing so hard her sides hurt** Ha! Look at him shake!
Sherlock: What did you do?
Jessica: Nothing.
Sherlock: This is the beginning of an odd friendship.
THE END!
Go to the next chapter to find what's in store for Gorgy, Sherlock, Watson, Erik, Christine, Erica and the fop!