How would you say, an e-mail by any other name would smell just as sweet!
Dear Strong Bad,
Trogdor is awesome! Have you ever thought of giving him a rival? You know,another dragon who tries to stop him from burninating everything?
Ozzymosis,
Fish Lake
Ah, the delicious town of fish lake.
a Dear Osmosis,
What are you talking about? Trogdor's majesty is all about the burnination! To take away his burnination would be like, you know, taking away his majesy, and stuff. Although perhaps rather than a rival, Trogdor needs a sidekick. Another dragon may add to the majesty of the burnination. It just so happens the Cheat has been making some contemporary sketches for possible Trogdor sidekicks for the last week. Why don't we go check out what he's acookin' up.
Strongbad: Hey the Cheat. How are those Trogdor sketches going?
The Cheat: &$^#
(Computer starts to load. First picture is of Trogdor)
Strongbad: Wow, dat's a pretty good there. I think that-hey wait a minute! That's just Trogdor redrawn.
The Cheat: *$#(%
(Next picture comes up. A beautifully drawn dragon comes up)
Strongbad: Oh the Cheat. You just don't seem to understand what majesty mean.
The Cheat: &#%@
(Next picture comes up. The Dragon from Dragon heart)
Strongbad: Something tells me that you just went on the internet and downloaded a whole bunch of pictures today, didn't you.
The Cheat: &$^#&
Strongbad: Oh really? Then show me more
(Next screen. A new dragon poorly drawn but all yellow with black spots looking surprisingly similar to the Cheat)
Strongbad: Oh yeah. Dat's a lookin' really good there. What's its name?
The Cheat: $&%#
Strongbad: Cheatdor hey? Wow. Something about him looks really familiar. That yellow with black spots really speaks to me, as though I have known Cheatdor in some other life.
The Cheat: &$^#^
Strongbad: Hey, I didn't say he was in yet. To be Trogdor's sidekick, you must pass several gruelling tests of strength and awesomeness.
The Cheat: *#^$#@
Strongbad: Well, first, what are his powers?
The Cheat: &#^#%
Strongbad: Cheating? Oh man that's a good one. Cheatdor the Cheater. What else?
The Cheat: $&#^@&
(The cheat pressed a button and girls appear all around Cheatdor.)
Strongbad: Hey! He gets all the ladies!
The Cheat: $&#@%^
Strongbad: (Suspicious) Wait a minute, I see what's going on here. (Pause) Your trying to steal some of Trogdor's magesty!
The Cheat: &*#^@
Strongbad: Well lucky I figured out now! Trogdor burninates the countryside solo the Cheat. Cheatdor can find himself another sidekick (Strongbad leaves)
a So there you have Omzy. Trogdor is much too high a celebrity now to accept any sidekicks. Except for maybe me. Trogdor and Strongbad. Maybe I got something there. Hmmmm. Gimme some wing-a-lings and teeth. Oh yeah. This could work out apretty good.
(Paper slides down marking the end of the e-mail.)
Dear Strong Bad,
Trogdor is awesome! Have you ever thought of giving him a rival? You know,another dragon who tries to stop him from burninating everything?
Ozzymosis,
Fish Lake
Ah, the delicious town of fish lake.
a Dear Osmosis,
What are you talking about? Trogdor's majesty is all about the burnination! To take away his burnination would be like, you know, taking away his majesy, and stuff. Although perhaps rather than a rival, Trogdor needs a sidekick. Another dragon may add to the majesty of the burnination. It just so happens the Cheat has been making some contemporary sketches for possible Trogdor sidekicks for the last week. Why don't we go check out what he's acookin' up.
Strongbad: Hey the Cheat. How are those Trogdor sketches going?
The Cheat: &$^#
(Computer starts to load. First picture is of Trogdor)
Strongbad: Wow, dat's a pretty good there. I think that-hey wait a minute! That's just Trogdor redrawn.
The Cheat: *$#(%
(Next picture comes up. A beautifully drawn dragon comes up)
Strongbad: Oh the Cheat. You just don't seem to understand what majesty mean.
The Cheat: &#%@
(Next picture comes up. The Dragon from Dragon heart)
Strongbad: Something tells me that you just went on the internet and downloaded a whole bunch of pictures today, didn't you.
The Cheat: &$^#&
Strongbad: Oh really? Then show me more
(Next screen. A new dragon poorly drawn but all yellow with black spots looking surprisingly similar to the Cheat)
Strongbad: Oh yeah. Dat's a lookin' really good there. What's its name?
The Cheat: $&%#
Strongbad: Cheatdor hey? Wow. Something about him looks really familiar. That yellow with black spots really speaks to me, as though I have known Cheatdor in some other life.
The Cheat: &$^#^
Strongbad: Hey, I didn't say he was in yet. To be Trogdor's sidekick, you must pass several gruelling tests of strength and awesomeness.
The Cheat: *#^$#@
Strongbad: Well, first, what are his powers?
The Cheat: &#^#%
Strongbad: Cheating? Oh man that's a good one. Cheatdor the Cheater. What else?
The Cheat: $&#^@&
(The cheat pressed a button and girls appear all around Cheatdor.)
Strongbad: Hey! He gets all the ladies!
The Cheat: $&#@%^
Strongbad: (Suspicious) Wait a minute, I see what's going on here. (Pause) Your trying to steal some of Trogdor's magesty!
The Cheat: &*#^@
Strongbad: Well lucky I figured out now! Trogdor burninates the countryside solo the Cheat. Cheatdor can find himself another sidekick (Strongbad leaves)
a So there you have Omzy. Trogdor is much too high a celebrity now to accept any sidekicks. Except for maybe me. Trogdor and Strongbad. Maybe I got something there. Hmmmm. Gimme some wing-a-lings and teeth. Oh yeah. This could work out apretty good.
(Paper slides down marking the end of the e-mail.)