My name is... (Yu-Gi-Oh! style)

A/N: This is a parody of Eminem's "My name is." Featuring Marik Ishtar.

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Hi, my name is...(Yugi: what?) My name is...(Joey: who?)

My name is...(scratches) Marik Ishtar

Hi, my name is..(Yugi: huh?) my name is...(Joey: who)

My name is... (scratches) Marik Ishtar

Ahem...excuse me!

Could I take over your mind

for one second?

Hi Strings! Do you like violence? (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!)

Wanna see me stick the Millennium eye through one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh?)

Wanna copy Bakura and do exactly like he did? (Yeah, yeah!)

Own a millennium rod and go as crazy as I did? (Huh?)

My deck's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can figure out which Dark Magician Girl I want to impregnate. (Ummmm)

And Yami said, "Marik, you're a shithead."

Uh-uhhhhh. "So, why are you dead? "Man you're constipated." (Don't ask)

Well since age twelve, I felt I wasn't myself

Cause I hung my mind slaves from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped the Exodia guy's head off.

And he lost so hard, it knocked his deck backwards like Kriss Kross.

My mind slaves were nothing but glass, so I shoved my foot up Arkana's ass.

Faster than a fat Kuriboh who died too fast

C'mere Dark Magician slut (Hey Marik, that's my girl)

I don't give a fuck, The Pharaoh was just there to piss me off

Chorus

My father wanted to put a tattoo on me in junior high

Thanks-a-lot, next episode of Yu-Gi-Oh!, I'll be thirty five

I smacked him with a magic cylinder, chased him with a stapler

and stapled his nuts to pieces of paper (OOOOOOOOWWWWW)

Walked in a card club, my jacket zipped up

Flashed Seto Kaiba, pissed in his coffee cup

Extraterrestrial, runnin' over duelin pedestrians

In the duelist kingdom, while Pegasus is screamin' at me:

"MARIK, LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"

Ninety-nine percent of my life, my rare hunters were lied to.

I just found out that Mai does more dope than I do (Damn)

I told Ishizu that I'd grow up to be a rare hunter

Make a record about duelin' dumbasses and name it after her (Oh thank you Marik)

You know you blew up when Serenity rushes to your stands

And tries to touch your hands like some screaming Flaming Swordsman (AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!)

This guy at Kaiba's mansion asked me for his autograph

(Dude, can I get your autograph?)

So I signed it: 'Dear Weevil, thanks for the rare card,

ASSHOLE!'

chorus

Stop the tape, Bakura's yami needs to be locked away (GET HIM!)

Odion, don't just stand there, OPERATE!!!

I'm not ready to lose, its too scary to die (Fuck that Yami)

I'll have to be carried to the tomb and mummified alive

(Huh-yup!) Am I duelin or goin, I can barely decide

I just controlled Lumis's mind-dare me to make him commit suicide (Go ahead!)

All my life, I was very deprived

I ain't used my god card in years, and my deck is too fearsome to hide

(Whoops!) Winged Dragon of Ra just ripped up Tea's clothes like the increadible Hulk (hachhhhh-choo)

I spit when I talk, I duel anything that walks (C'mere)

When I was little, I so hungry I would throw a fit

HOW YOU GOONA FEED ME ODION (Wah!)

WE LIVE IN A FUCKING PIT! (WAHHH!)

I lay awake and play house of the dead

Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot Lumis in the head (BANG!)

I'm steaming mad (GGRRRRR)

And by the way, when you see Seto's dad (Yeah?)

Tell him I controlled his mind in this dream I had

Chorus

*After the song*

Seto: Hey Gozuburo

Gozuburo: What the hell do you want?

Seto: Marik wanted me to tell you that he controlled your mind in this dream he had

Gozuburo: NO! *starts to vomit and pull out his hair uncontrollably until he dies*

Seto: *sweatdrop* That's the last time I let Marik sing an Eminem Parody made by Yamatano.

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A/N; So, what did you think? If you want me to right another Eminem parody, let me know in your review.