Chapter 6: Reunited at Last
At the resistance base, they are getting multiple calls.
Shieldmaiden Wendy: Tenorman's army has broken through! They're in the city! We need to get these people out of here!
Stan Marshwalker: Who can we send? Charlie Brown, Tweek and Craig need time to heal.
Shermy: We've engaged enemy forces at Royal Woods. We can't spare anyone!
Soldier: This is the 8th Unit! We're pinned down under heavy enemy fire!
Stan Marshwalker: Man, looks like I've got no choice. Okay, New Kid, I've got a tough one for you. I need you to head back to Birchwood and save those civilians! 2 of the civilians are some of the Peanuts Gang's friends, so go and find them.
Douchebag exited the base and Dwarf Engineer Dougie and Demon Elf Damien entered.
Grand Wizard Cartman: What are you two doing here?! Gonna break your king out of jail?
Demon Elf Damien: No. We're just here to apologize for what we did and to turn ourselves in.
Dwarf Engineer Dougie: Yeah. Not to mention that we also want to help you.
Grand Wizard Cartman: No fucking way! We're not gonna let you two buttholes join us!
Violet: Yeah! Not after what you did!
Shieldmaiden Wendy: Look, guys. We may still be angry at them for what they did, but the world is doomed without them. I say we let them help us, even though we hate Dougie.
Grand Wizard Cartman: Okay. Damien can stay, but Dougie?
He grabs Dougie and threw him out of the base.
Schroeder: Eric!
Grand Wizard Cartman: What? It's Dougie! Nobody cares about him!
Wendy punches Cartman in the face.
Shieldmaiden Wendy: I hate Dougie too, but you need to quit being an asshole and let him help us!
Grand Wizard Cartman: Fine. Whatever you say, stupid skank.
PigPen: Dude!
Dwarf Engineer Dougie reentered the base.
Dwarf Engineer Dougie: But wait, before we plan this, we need King Pip's help.
Violet: Oh... I don't know about that.
Demon Elf Damien: Come on.
Grand Wizard Cartman: Ugh, fine. That stupid Frenchie can help us.
King Elven Pip: I'm not French, you fat piece of shit!
Grand Wizard Cartman: Don't call me fat, you European butthole!
Paladin Butters lets Pip out the cage.
King Elven Pip: Thanks, Butters. Glad that you're the only person in this shithole I actually care about.
Dwarf Engineer Dougie: What about me?
King Elven Pip: I care about you as well because you're my sidekick and 2nd in command leader of my army. And Damien, I care about you also.
Demon Elf Damien: Thanks.
King Elven Pip: You're welcome.
In Birchwood...
(Play Park Avenue from Sonic Forces for this section)
King Douchebag entered Birchwood and the whole town was being raided by robots.
Dwarf Engineer Dougie: (Through Walkie-Talkie) New Kid, all of Sparkyville has been taken over by gingerbots. In their school, there are 2 familiar hostages. We need you to rescue them.
He was hoverboarding through the town, while he was doing that and taking out Gingerbots, his companions have been talking.
Shieldmaiden Wendy: (Through Walkie-Talkie) I need a status update on the people who couldn't evacuate in time!
Shermy: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Well, we're engaging enemy forces and can't search for civilians right now!
Soldier: (Through Walkie-Talkie) The fighting is too force for us to help out as well!
Stan Marshwalker: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Sound like you're our only hope, New Kids. The rescue is in your hands!
King Douchebag continues to eliminate Gingerbots and rescuing the kids from Birchwood and he is on his way to the school.
Feldspar Craig: (Through Walkie-Talkie) That's the final boss robot from our Tenorman's revenge game. They're being mass-produced now?!
Shermy: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Uh oh. This isn't good. Might be too much for our new recruit to handle.
Stan Marshwalker: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Still, we can't just ignore them. You got this. Right, New Kid?
Paladian Butters: (Through Walkie-Talkie) All Hail King Douchebag!
Grand Wizard Cartman: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Goddamn it, Butters.
King Douchebag managed to make it to the school and part of it was destroyed and the lockers were damaged and the some of the hallways were covered in sand.
Pig-Pen: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Nice work! A fine display of skill!
Sally: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Wow! You really showed them who's boss!
Shermy: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Come on! How am I gonna top that?
Blood Elf Bebe: (Through Walkie-Talkie) How about trying to get your lazy ass off the seat and actually going out there?!
King Douchebag has destroyed every ginger bot in his path and is still trying to find the 2 hostages.
Soldier: (Through Walkie-Talkie) We've broken through enemy lines! The rescue is underway!
Pig-Pen: (Through Walkie-Talkie) We secured an escape route, so there is a safe way out.
Stan Marshwalker: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Thanks to the new kid, things are turning around. Let's keep this momentum going! (He continues to eliminate gingerbots in his path and he is approaching the playground of the school.) Update from HQ: The enemy's on the run!
Pig-Pen: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Mission complete! Good job, everyone! And silent kid, you're approaching the hostages.
Douchebag approached the 2 hostages, and they are non other than Lucy and Patty. (Not Peppermint Patty)
Lucy: Thank god you're here.
Patty: Yup. We are so close to being killed if you didn't come.
He didn't say anything.
Lucy: Hello? Aren't you gonna say something?
He still didn't talk.
Patty: You're a silent type, huh? Well, let's head to base.
They all returned to base.
King Douchebag returns with Lucy and Patty.
Sally: Lucy? Patty? I'm so glad you're back!
Lucy: Thanks.
Stan Marshwalker: That was impressive, but we still have a lot to do!
Charlie Brown: Great job! I knew you could do it if you believed in yourself!
Shermy: Nice moves, but if you hog all the glory, how am I going to look good?
Blood Elf Bebe: Here's a suggestion: GET YOUR LAZY ASS ON THE FUCKING FIELD!
With Linus and Other Dimension Charlie Brown...
Linus: I can't believe it! Your counterpart from this world is alive! I think I used up all my wishes for the rest of my life, but it's worth it! Come on, we have to go find him and tell him about Tenorman's plan. Whatever his plan is. Tenorman said something about Charlie Brown being in this forest. Okay then. Let's go and see him.
(Play Casino Forest from Sonic Forces for this section)
Charlie Brown (Other Dimension) and Linus are running through the South Park forest to find the resistance.
Linus: According to what I overheard, your counterpart from this dimension should be here. We need to find him and warn everybody about Tenorman's plan. (They both ran through the forest and encountered some Gingerbots. Linus used his blanket to whip the Gingerbots hard enough to destroy them. After that, they continued to run through the forest, passing the cabin from seasons 20 and 21 of South Park. They managed to get to the end of the forest unhurt.) Good grief. That was way too close. Come on! We need to find the resistance right away!
They both ran off.
Back with the resistance...
Blood Elf Bebe: The system is picking up a couple of strange readings. They're coming from the laboratory, the one where Charlie Brown, Tweek and Craig fought Infinite.
Barbarian Tweek: It's probably another of Tenorman's robots.
Blood Elf Bebe: Life readings, two of them. Definitely not robots.
Stan Marshwalker: Hey New Kid, go to the lab and check it out!
Dwarf Engineer Dougie: Wait. Before he goes, I have to upgrade his hoverboard.
Blood Elf Bebe: For what?!
Dwarf Engineer Dougie: Just trust me! (Takes Douchebag's hoverboard and makes a bunch of upgrade to it and gives it back to him) There. Your hover board has now been upgraded. It is now water proof and it will transform into a surfboard. Now go out there and...
Grand Wizard Cartman: He's going to the training room. Let's go, Douchebag. (The resistance groaned in anger.) It won't take long, dickfaces!
(Play Gettin' Home by Simplified for this section.)
Grand Wizard Cartman: Okay, Douchebag. For this mission, we need your hoverboarding skills to be tested in the water. So are you ready? (Douchebag said nothing) I'll take that as a yes. (Douchebag has been training to improve his hoverboarding ability in the water. He continues to surf threw the water. After 5 minutes, his training becomes harder with a bunch of fake enemies, and ge mama he's to destroy them all. After that, he was finished and ready for the mission.) Congratulations! You're ready for the mission! Now go find the 2 strange readings.
He and Douchebag exit the training room.
Cartman and Douchebag returned.
Paladin Butters: How was his training?
Grand Wizard Cartman: He did good. Now Douchebag, head out and find the 2 people.
That's what he did as he leaves the base.
(Play Aqua Road from Sonic Forces for this section)
Douchebag heads to the forest in South Park and makes it through the jungle.
Shieldmaiden Wendy: (Through Walkie-Talkie) We've picked up the two life readings near the lab up ahead.
Stan Marshwalker: (Through Walkie-Talkie) If they're not gingerbots, what are they?
Kyle of the Drow Elves: (Through Walkie-Talkie) If they're enemies, taking them both on might be a big ask for the new kid.
Douchebag manages to get into the waterslide and his hoverboard automatically transforms into a surfboard. He begins to take out all the gingerbots that were in the slide with him.
Shieldmaiden Wendy: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Watch out! The current is pretty strong! This place is enough to make anyone dizzy. It might be better just to go with the flow. (Douchebag continues surfing through the water slide and take out all the enemies who were on it with him. He managed to make it to the end of the slide and reach a clear platform.) They sure went to a lot of trouble to make this lab hard to find.
Stan Marshwalker: (Through Walkie-Talkie) They must be doing experiments they don't want people to know about. (Douchebag managed to destroy all the gingerbots in his way and then make it off the platform and go on a different waterslide. He starts surfing on his hover board again.) Well look at you, new kid. Having fun in the water?
Shieldmaiden Wendy: (Through Walkie-Talkie) What? Jealous you can't play on the slide, Stan?
Stan Marshwalker: (Through Walkie-Talkie) This is no time to lose focus. That's all. Uh, be sure to give it your all, new kid!
Paladian Butters: (Through Walkie-Talkie) All Hail King Douchebag!
Violet: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Butters, I'm gonna hit you if you say that one more time!
Grand Wizard Cartman: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Get use to him being annoying. That's what we do.
Douchebag managed to make it to the lab after getting off the waterslide and making it to the platform.
Shieldmaiden Wendy: (Through Walkie-Talkie) The readings are really close now. Reinforcements will arrive soon, so meet up with them.
Douchebag arrives at the lab and, upon arrival, finds Infinite's lost Phantom Ruby prototype he dropped during his earlier fight with Tweek and Craig outside the lab and picks it up. It glows for a moment in their hand, amazing them, before going silent again. Shortly afterward, Other Dimension and Linus arrive at the lab and meet up with Douchebag.
Linus: Have we met before?
Later, they made it back to HQ.
Linus: Charlie Brown! I'm so happy to see you again!
Charlie Brown: Linus, I missed you too. (He then noticed his early 1950's self.) Is that me from the past?
Violet: There's two of him? Ugh...
Linus: He's from another dimension.
Sally: That makes sense.
Linus: The good news is you're safe. The bad news is Tenorman said he has some plan that would destroy us all in three days!
Charlie Brown: So we'll just have to prepare ourselves for when that happens, right?
Stan Marshwalker: Right. Linus, you can tell us everything about Tenorman's plan. Right now, we need to get some rest.
Shelly: YOU HEARD MY BROTHER, TURDS! GO TO SLEEP! (They all went to their rooms and went to sleep.) Did that sound harsh?
Stan Marshwalker: Just a little.
Stay tuned for the next chapter. This story's hiatus is over and I'll try to get the remaining chapters out as soon as possible.
