bCool! I've already got two reviews! Thanks Sumomo-chan and Lys3 for reading this fanfic! I was going to give up on the story until my friend suggested making the characters OOC. So even though the FB cast has switched personalities, they are going to act like you've never seen before! And tons of randomness! Don't ask! And I don't own FB otherwise, there would be more of the anime! And I don't own Barney's song! (Who would?)/bp
bAnyway... /bp
"How long is this gonna last?" Momiji said. p
"I think another twelve hours." Haru answered.p
"Shit." p
"What going on here?" Tohru asked. p
"We have another twelve hours before we change back," Momiji pouted. Then he thought about it. "I think I'll go Black." p
"How can you do that?" asked a random person. p
Haru tugged on Momiji. "Don't go Black!" he begged, trying not to cry. (A/N: O_O")p
"Quiet you cow! Don't tell me what to do here!" Momiji exploded. "What gave you the right to tell me when I can be angry or not!" p
Yuki looked bored, like this happened everyday. "Any time now," he murmured. p
Tohru was staring in shock at the boy whom she thought was so calm and sweet. Of course, thinking of Haru's past made her eyes water. p
"What's wrong?" Haru asked. p
"It's...just..that...he was so sweet and now he's really angry," she said. p
"Oh, Tohru, it'll be okay," he said. p
"Will you two shut the &$*# up! I'm tired of your #$^&% way of oversimplifying things! Why don't you just &%^*$&^@#($&(@&# and $^#*&$(#&@(@#!" Momiji shouted. (A/N: I would put the words, but I have to keep the rating PG!) p
Even Yuki's eyes bulged. "There's something you don't see everyday."p
With that, they fell down the chasm of hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p
bAt the Sohma House/bp
Akito was walking around the house when he heard Hatori scream. "What now?" He ran to the room where the duo is supposed to be. "What the-?" p
Hatori was holding a cup of coffee and was hyper with caffeine. WARNING: NEVER LET HATORI NEAR COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!p
"Wheeeeeeee!" Hatori began to do a dance and Ayame was sitting by, just sipping.p
"Ayame!" Akito shouted over the noise. "What did you do to Hatori?" p
"I only gave him a little." Ayame said calmly. (A/N: Ayame is calm? Must be the coffee.) p
"Besides, Hatori's actually Ayame, remember?" p
Akito screamed when Hatori pounced on him, singing the Barney song over and over. "Get the #^%( off me!"p
"Waahhhh!" p
bAt the school/bp
"Yay! We got out!" Haru cheered. They managed to get out of the chasm of hell that appeared out of nowhere. How they did it....well....let's just say there was a lot of dental floss involved. p
Tohru came out, then Momiji who was staring up at her skirt from below. No! No dirty thoughts! Think happy pink fluffy bunnies! Bunnies! Bunniessssssss!!!!!!!!!p
Yuki actually tried to stay behind, but he had this urge to take the dental floss from Haru so he can strangle Tohru. So, yeah, he took a hold and got out as well.p
Then Momiji asked," Hey, does anyone know where Kyo is?" p
(Somewhere where Kyo is)p
"Hello?" he called from the closet. "Does anyone hear me? Hello?" p
"Who cares?" Yuki said, eyeing the dental floss Haru held tightly. "Hey, Haru...can I have the floss?" p
"MY FLOSS!!!" Haru yelled, hugging it. "Mine, mine, mine, MINE!!!!!!!!!"p
Yuki blinked and began planning his plan B. First, he would STEAL the floss, he would get even MORE floss, and he would rule the world. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!p
He didn't realize he had actually laughed until he noticed that the people around took one step away from him.p
bSo what do you think? I know, I made Momiji a total pervert but I already said that they would be OOC. Anyway, please review and give me more ideas! ::spots Akito:: Yay! Akito's here!p
Akito: why am I here?p
Akitosohma: Because I like you! ::glomps him:: p
Akito: O_O" /bp
bAnyway... /bp
"How long is this gonna last?" Momiji said. p
"I think another twelve hours." Haru answered.p
"Shit." p
"What going on here?" Tohru asked. p
"We have another twelve hours before we change back," Momiji pouted. Then he thought about it. "I think I'll go Black." p
"How can you do that?" asked a random person. p
Haru tugged on Momiji. "Don't go Black!" he begged, trying not to cry. (A/N: O_O")p
"Quiet you cow! Don't tell me what to do here!" Momiji exploded. "What gave you the right to tell me when I can be angry or not!" p
Yuki looked bored, like this happened everyday. "Any time now," he murmured. p
Tohru was staring in shock at the boy whom she thought was so calm and sweet. Of course, thinking of Haru's past made her eyes water. p
"What's wrong?" Haru asked. p
"It's...just..that...he was so sweet and now he's really angry," she said. p
"Oh, Tohru, it'll be okay," he said. p
"Will you two shut the &$*# up! I'm tired of your #$^&% way of oversimplifying things! Why don't you just &%^*$&^@#($&(@&# and $^#*&$(#&@(@#!" Momiji shouted. (A/N: I would put the words, but I have to keep the rating PG!) p
Even Yuki's eyes bulged. "There's something you don't see everyday."p
With that, they fell down the chasm of hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p
bAt the Sohma House/bp
Akito was walking around the house when he heard Hatori scream. "What now?" He ran to the room where the duo is supposed to be. "What the-?" p
Hatori was holding a cup of coffee and was hyper with caffeine. WARNING: NEVER LET HATORI NEAR COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!p
"Wheeeeeeee!" Hatori began to do a dance and Ayame was sitting by, just sipping.p
"Ayame!" Akito shouted over the noise. "What did you do to Hatori?" p
"I only gave him a little." Ayame said calmly. (A/N: Ayame is calm? Must be the coffee.) p
"Besides, Hatori's actually Ayame, remember?" p
Akito screamed when Hatori pounced on him, singing the Barney song over and over. "Get the #^%( off me!"p
"Waahhhh!" p
bAt the school/bp
"Yay! We got out!" Haru cheered. They managed to get out of the chasm of hell that appeared out of nowhere. How they did it....well....let's just say there was a lot of dental floss involved. p
Tohru came out, then Momiji who was staring up at her skirt from below. No! No dirty thoughts! Think happy pink fluffy bunnies! Bunnies! Bunniessssssss!!!!!!!!!p
Yuki actually tried to stay behind, but he had this urge to take the dental floss from Haru so he can strangle Tohru. So, yeah, he took a hold and got out as well.p
Then Momiji asked," Hey, does anyone know where Kyo is?" p
(Somewhere where Kyo is)p
"Hello?" he called from the closet. "Does anyone hear me? Hello?" p
"Who cares?" Yuki said, eyeing the dental floss Haru held tightly. "Hey, Haru...can I have the floss?" p
"MY FLOSS!!!" Haru yelled, hugging it. "Mine, mine, mine, MINE!!!!!!!!!"p
Yuki blinked and began planning his plan B. First, he would STEAL the floss, he would get even MORE floss, and he would rule the world. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!p
He didn't realize he had actually laughed until he noticed that the people around took one step away from him.p
bSo what do you think? I know, I made Momiji a total pervert but I already said that they would be OOC. Anyway, please review and give me more ideas! ::spots Akito:: Yay! Akito's here!p
Akito: why am I here?p
Akitosohma: Because I like you! ::glomps him:: p
Akito: O_O" /bp