this one goes out to keelie, who told me to give up on .

also, credit to u/MrsLittleTypeBeat for chester

"Yes boy. but also, I just had an idea on how to escape" Mr. krabs said, smirking "what's that, Mr. Krabs?" asked SpongeBob

"Boyo, yer able to be in enclosed spaces. yer a sponge." Mr. Krabs said, gleaming. "Boyo, here's the plan: ye go through the bars, and find something to help escape. But we do it in 2 days. It's when all the guards have a day off. Now, I'll go get Squidward. He is in solitary confinement. I'm surprised it took this long." Mr. Krabs then, unlocked the door, as a guard had accidentally left the key there in a rush. "Agagagag, dumbasses." Mr. Krabs said, smirking. Mr. Krabs began walking to the stairs to go to "SOLITARY CONFINEMENT" It was hard to see down there. One wrong step and he'd be DEAD. Why doesn't this stupid prison have guard rails? Mr. Krabs, then, heard some bad clarinet playing

"It's him," Mr. Krabs said, then Mr. krabs decided to run down.

Then, he fell "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK" but, in a stroke of luck, he didn't die (even if bleeding) "there be Squidward," Mr. Krabs said, realizing the mistake of having Squidward return. "whelp, there be no turning back now." Mr. Krabs said, then, he saw Squidward.

"BOYO COME BACK!" Mr. Krabs screamed. "MR. KRABS, I HAVE A AUDIENCE HERE!" Screamed Squidward

Mr. Krabs thought "wait… we could probably just escape today…" "oh well"

Mr. Krabs breaks the glass, and grabs Squidward, going back up to the main prison.

"LET'S GO, BOY!" screamed Mr. krabs, even though Squidward was a year older than him (the old fuck...)

But, a bunch of cops stood in front of the two. "Ya' think I'll spare ya' AGAGAGAGAG! nope!" Mr. Krabs said, before smashing them with Squidward and making them fall into the deep, hard floor, before walking back into the prison "HI MR. KRABS" yelled SpongeBob "somebody called Chester gave me this for 70 dollars!" SpongeBob said, holding a small pill "he said I'd act happy and euphoric if I take it" continued SpongeBob. "boy ye already act like that. also, don't take that... "How'd they even get that?" questioned Squidward's insane ass "bucko I think you may need some of that so you can harbor a normal amount of hate for the world"

"Uuuh Mr. krabs I don't think that's healthy," said SpongeBob "it is not... anyway!" yelled Mr. krabs "where is this Chester feller anyway?" Mr. Krabs asked "over there," said SpongeBob. Chester was a fellow sponge -a blue one, who kept the drugs in his holes. he had a lot of drugs... and Krabby patties

"excuse me, sir, how much are yer Krabby patties?" Mr. Krabs asked nervously

"600 clams" the sponge said

"why'd I never think about that..." Mr. Krabs muttered "what are you in for?" asked Mr. krabs "dealing drugs, robbery, torture, and being an accomplice to murder. "oh... never how do I get money?" Mr. Krabs said, hoping to get the fuck out of there as soon as he could "well, you can go work the cafeteria." Chester gestured to the disgusting cafeteria -full of chum, clam shells, snail bits, and worm bits

"Is this... plankton's chum?" Mr. krabs asked "WAIT THE FORMULER!" Mr. Krabs screamed

meanwhile...
"Hello? is anybody here?" asked plankton to nobody in particular "formula." plankton grabbed the formula "...that was easy"
Back at the prison...

"ok, dinner is about to begin..." Mr. Krabs thought, grabbing his spoon to give food to the inmates

the first to come up was a lobster -missing big chunks of his body "I'd like some chum." the lobster said "ok- but erm... if ye don't mind me askin', what happened to ye to be in jail?" asked Mr. krabs "I was a member of a drug cartel. I tortured, killed, and generally maimed fish." the lobster said, somehow casually

"Oh, ok," said Mr. krabs horrified "here's yer chum..." Mr. Krabs said, looking at the concoction of Worm, snail, seahorse, clam, and nematode bits. "ew... this be somethin' else..." said Mr. krabs, the last time he had eaten chum was when he was on the SS diarrhea in 1965, and he found it disgusting. "ok, boyo... here... " Mr. krabs felt like he'd die from disgust. after many hours of serving disgusting jail food to inmates, it was time to go back to their cells.

"all right, boys... tomorrow... we escape..." Mr. Krabs said, smirking